The Gingerpoo Man

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Butt is leaking,

Here comes a sneaky.

Ass is hot.

Freaky deaky!

Down below,

A dribble not,

Smells of Stilton.

Let it rot.

It came from afar,

That strong-smelling mess.

Upon a squatter's stance,

The beast it must rest.

Holding on steady,

But the urge is too strong,

As is gravity's pull –

Something went wrong.

My footing unstable,

I rocked like a cradle.

And what did come out,

Sounded like Clark Gable.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.”

The love that was lost,

Could have fleeced a lamb.

The poop it was massive.

It grew and it grew.

It crept overboard,

Then broke into two.

The pieces grew legs,

And ground they did cover,

When it began to sprint…

I knew it was over.

Chased it here,

Chased it there.

I do declare,

My ass was bare.

As fast as it could,

For the hills the thing ran:

"You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerpoop Man.”

I hoofed with a gasp,

But none I could catch.

So I called 911,

And the cops were dispatched.

Then, four months later,

The poo, it was found –

Hung from a tree,

With a note on the ground.

"I am so sorry,”

Was scribbled and smeared,

The desperate young cry,

Of a poo who felt weird.

We mourn its valiance.

We mourn its grace.

The Gingerbread Man.

With Clark Gable's face.

11 Comments on "The Gingerpoo Man"

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stop

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red light

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go
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green light____
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AC...I will write you a $200 check if you can cite the band that wrote, sang, and played "Red Light, Green Light" before the the end of the rapture... That would be 11:59 PST...
Rule #1 in punk rock etiquette- never tell a punker to stop. Rule #2 -being an AC is nothing to no one...sort of like, "I
Hide, therefore I suck!
$200.....I dare you to make your mark since mine sucks so bad._
Totally serious...love...The Gingerpoo Man
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1996 The Wild Hearts

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AC..you have proven your legacy..a loser of the first degree.....please give your excuse...
Love, The Gongerpoo Man...welcome to the rapture...it's a tough sell, isn't it!
Check out the band Off!...then you will know what you are up against....sleep tight gentle one...sleep tight.

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coach...it is/was a punk band from Orange County, Ca. circa-mid 80's
Plain Wrap
Dallas Don would scream "Red Light"!...and the 'pit' (this was before moshing) would halt, only to continue when DD screamed "Green Light"!....
A "yellow light"! scream would cause a slight pandemonium from the slam dancers....who never knew when the next "Red Light"! lyric would be presented.
If you have ever experienced being in the pit, or being a bystander, you could imagine how tough it was for a swinging and kicking circle of sweaty bodies stoppijg on command. The song was a crowd favorite.
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and to anyone else..YouTube -Plain Wrap-for an epic minute and a half, studio rendition.....then pay your respects.___
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TBL,I Googled Red Light Green Light and that's what I came up with.I worked with Waler Lure for 12 years on Wall Street and his late brother Rich for a short time.Walter was a member of Johnny Thunders and The Heartbreakers and he now fronts The Waldos.Waler toured with with The Sex Pistols during The Anarchy Tour.He was one of the guys who introduced Sid to Nancy.

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Wow coach! That's going back to the pogo days (of which, many claim Sid invented)...a take a bow, sir.
Funny how the Sex Pistols only U.S. tour was a short disaster. I love Sid's rendition of My Way.
Johnny Thunders...owesome! Thanks for the story...Dallas Don went on to form the bands 3-D Picnic, and Lutefisk. Lutefisk remains one of my favorite bands, definately one of the better bands from Los Angeles. I bellieve their video for Scorchin' and Clean is on YouTube. It's not punk, but is very catchy and rocks.___


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