Oh Little Brown Poo

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Oh where are you going, oh little brown poo?


Doggedly you pursue your destination.


Why are you in such a hurry, little brown poo?


What is it that you so urgently have to do?

Cant you stay with me, little brown poo?


Brazenly you push on, and suddenly I can't ignore you.


As you pop out on your own it all starts to make sense.


And softly the answer echoes in my head...

You were tired, and just wanted it to end.

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8 Comments on "Oh Little Brown Poo"

C Everett Poop's picture
j 1000+ points

Shitty poem. No offense.

daphne's picture
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I was with it until the last line. I could imagine someone having to take a dump and not being able to hold it in imaging what he'd ask his poo about this "I really must go" attitude.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Ha, ha, ha, you and me,

Little brown poo, don't I love thee!

Ha, ha, ha, you and me,

Little brown poo, don't I love thee!

When I go toiling on the farm

I sometimes poo behind the barn;

Or do it under a shady tree,

Little brown poo,'tis you and me.

Ha, ha, ha, you and me,

Little brown poo, don't I love thee!

Ha, ha, ha, you and me,

Little brown poo, don't I love thee!

'Tis you that makes me friends and foes,

'Tis you that makes stains in my clothes;

Glad you're not too near my nose,

Flush the pot and down she goes.

Ha, ha, ha, you and me,

Little brown poo, don't I love thee!

Ha, ha, ha, you and me,

Little brown poo, don't I love thee!

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

the thin brown line's picture
j 1000+ points

Little brown poo
We danced til' dawn
How lovely it felt
When you were gone

You stuck around for days on end
You fiddled my backbone
Your affaires with corn and cheeze
Made my ass sneeze

Oh, little brown poo
I do love you
But you are gone
And left no song

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

daphne's picture
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Excellent!

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

turdgoblin's picture
Site AdminComment Quality Moderatorm 1+ points - Newb

Classic, more please.

-- master of the pooniverse.

Deja Poo's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Suicidal turds that can hardly wait for the death spiral at the bottom of the bowl. I never would have thought of that as a theme for a poem.

And kudos to all of the other Pooets in this thread. You are all (Kubna included) an inspiration. And at the moment, though, I'm not sure that whether that inspiration is to write a pooem or to go take a dump.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

the thin brown line's picture
j 1000+ points

Deja,
The Gingerpoo Man had the the same fate, but on land. The orbituary can be found in pooetry.

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

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