Let Me Be While I Poo
As I try to make a stool,
You want the kids to go to school.
You want me to drive them there, too;
Let me be while I poo.
You try to call me Baby Hunny
While i'ts flowing out quite runny.
I cannot get off my golden throne.
the kids will just have to go alone.
Now I have my peace and quiet.
To plop a poop will be a riot.
I will always happily thank you
If you let me be while I poo.