What's longest you've gone without changing your underwear, and why?

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wonderpance's picture
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i had to choose three, because i'm pretty sure i've gone an entire camping trip without changing my undies. i tend to forget if i don't shower!
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sittingpretty's picture
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I had to choose 2 days. Although I change my undies everyday, there are some weekends when I vegetate inside and skip a daily bath thereby not changing my undies. On those days I don't commune with one soul excepting the cat. I wear girl undies by day and boy boxers by night. So in reality, I change my undies twice a day. I should have chosen Other.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Poopsy McGee's picture
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I've gone 3. In my younger years, before I was the highly domesticated creature I am today, I wasn't real keen on doing laundry. I would wear the undercrackers inside out on the 2nd day, then back to the proper way again on the 3rd. If I didn't have any clean ones, I picked up a dirty pair from the floor and followed the same process in three day intervals. So I guess it could have been 2 months of rewearing the same underwear. Who knew how long the underwear had been sitting on the floor dirty? My idea of cleaning clothes was spraying them with air freshener.

wonderpance's picture
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i've never done the inside-out undies thing. i'm not sure i could handle it without thinking about it all day. like wearing socks inside-out. it just feels wrong!
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i love poop.

Poopsy McGee's picture
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It's really just revolting. I look back and I'm horrified.

Bilgepump's picture
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what's "underwear"?


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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Deja Poo's picture
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It's just a passing fad, Bilge. I wouldn't worry about it.
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Deja Poo's picture
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At basic training, I participated in a contest with a couple of guys from my squad to see who could go the longest without taking a bath. This would, of course, be in Kentucky during the height of summer. I managed 5.5 days. I finally broke down on Friday evening because I was beginning to get so rank that it was keeping me awake at night.

I think the smelly fuck who slept directly under the fan for our row of bunks managed to go 7 days.
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pnuttycorn's picture
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My cousin and my best friend go comanndo every day. And my cousin wears dresses alot. Short ones. I asked her on a recent vacation if she ever thinks about all the asses who sat where she's sitting before her and farted, yeast infections, STD'S, etc. She gave me the stink eye and said "thanks alot!" So gross.

Bilgepump's picture
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pnutty, That has crossed my mind when I'm wearing one of my frilly sundresses, as well, but its only a fleeting thought.


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

sittingpretty's picture
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Sometimes, if I had a pair of panites on for only a few hours I will wear them for a few hours more on the next day. I don't turn them inside out. And I would never tell anybody but a fellow poopreporter about my panty habits. I don't have any kind of discharge so they are never dirty reuse.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Sitting on a freshly vacated vinyl chair or sofa in a nudist colony would expose you to the warmth, moisture and stench of the previous occupant. If they were particularly skinny they could even have left an asshole print. Ewwwww.

I said one week....when I was in basic training I hated to do laundry because it was done on a scrub board, with lye soap, by hand. I showered daily though to avoid the infamous GI shower which was administered to the unclean by the other barracks occupants.


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sittingpretty's picture
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Ewww ewww eewwww. Chief!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Stickie's picture

I actually made it one full month in my younger years. I would trick my mother into thinking I changed my little boy undies by putting clean briefs in the dirty clothes basket. Why in God's name I decided on 30 days of the same underwear, I have no idea. Kinda gross.

Pyro's picture

I have gone a couple of days. Well I changed them everyday, but they were replaced with a dirty pair on the floor. I was too lazy to do laundry that night.

Thunderbox's picture
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More than a week several times when out in the bush. Went showerless for 5 weeks once....I`m just a filthy scumbag.

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RoboCrap13's picture
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The longest I've gone since my chilchood was when I was 18 and on a weeklong hiking trek in the Rockies. I swapped to a clean pair after the 3rd day.
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IBS NO MORE's picture
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I said two days, but that was only when I ended up crashing over at a friend's place after a night of partying, and wasn't prepared with extra clothing. Otherwise it's every day... Houston weather is hot and sticky for about 10 months out of the year, so going longer is almost unimaginable.
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prarie doggin's picture
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I would think any more than two days in Houston would necessitate the underwear being sand blasted off you.

Well, since it's my poll, I would imagine everybody is thinking that I would have some enormously disgusting amount of days of wearage with equally hideous details. I wish my life were that exciting. I am a once a day changer. My trigger point is the shower, so there is occasionally times it goes to two days. The only time it went longer is when I burst my appendix, which was mis-diagnosed. I became deathly ill and probably didn't change for about 4 days. I believe the skeevy skivvies were on me during emergency surgery. They must have smelled bad as everybody around me was wearing masks.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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How many of you had mothers who insisted that you wear clean undies in case you were in an accident and taken to the ER? I would imagine that if a car knocked you down and you were subsequently run over a few times you would have a plethora of shit in your undies anyway.


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Postman's picture
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In this tough economy, why buy underwear? Just put on a pair, and when the elastic waistband is all that's left, it's time to change them.

prarie doggin's picture
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Poopsie, I just re-read your posts after my stomach settled down. Did you by chance have the months of the year embroidered on your panties?

ThePoopinator's picture

I really like to take a good shit every now and then. Just a real solid chunker relieves the stress of everyday life. I bite my lip and give it hell. I go hard all day son

Postman's picture
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Poopinator, I'm really happy for you, but what does this have to do with this particular topic?

Blind Mullet's picture
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Poopinator...
Nice to know that you enjoy a good poo from time to time.
Tell us more about the priapism.

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Blind Mullet's picture
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Postie, you speak of tough economic times.
Hasn't Obanana fixed that yet?
Our boss (KRudd) gave us a bonus payment which he called an Economic Stimulus so all Aussies could buy new socks and undies, and even a modestly-priced TV set.
Thanks to Big Kev, there are now hordes of Aussies wearing new, clean undies.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

Postman's picture
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BM, we have the same situation here. Only our economic stimulus was a bailout to the auto makers and the banks.

Thank God we'll now have CEO's with fresh, clean, sweet smelling underwear.

daphne's picture
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I never did understand the mentality behind turning underwear inside out. You just fuck up your jeans by subjecting them to what was next to your ass for the past three days.


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prarie doggin's picture
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Well Daphne, the obvious answer to that is to just turn your jeans inside out for three days. Sheesh.

sittingpretty's picture
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Chief, my mother said to wear clean hole-free undies everyday, just in case of an accident. I had isssues about the holey part because I would get attached to a favorite pair and just when they got good and broken in, they would dissappear. I would ask for them, and be told I never had such an item. She would throw any undies with holes away. So now when someone is at my house cleanig up I check the trash for any of my fave stuff thaT PEOPLE THINK IS TRASH.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

prarie doggin's picture
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Hmmmmm, I'm thinking of another DTI travel adventure. Find Sittingpretty's lost holey undies. We will need a lot of digging and raking tools. What is the location of your local landfill SP? Chief, you're closer to Nawlins. Would you like to head this one up?

sittingpretty's picture
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I'm not sure PD. I think there is one across the river and another out in N.O.East. I still remember this particular pair that had large red and blue flowers almost Hawiian style, bikinis. They were so soft and they fit just right. I miss them.Ibr>_______
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

MSG's picture
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When I work in the garden--which is daily, weather permitting--I don't wear underpants because they bind and twist sometimes. Thus, during the summer, I may go two or three days without a new pair of undies just because I have worn them for only minutes during the previous couple of days (go fuel up the car, go to the bank, or go for a bottle of milk). During school I change every day.

sittingpretty's picture
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I thought you were going to say they ride up your crack, MSG.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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I also work in the garden with no undies, the other day I left off the overalls also and when I bent over I was pollinated by a near sighted bee. Tennessee honey is a little different this year.

PD....I'm on my way to the "big easy" with my eyes open for Hawaiian style floral print bikini panties. I am taking a jar of honey to barter with.


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sittingpretty's picture
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Laughing out loud at you Chief being pollinated by a near sighted honey bee. I LOVE home grown honey.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Captain Craptastic's picture
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In the last few years, a daily change of shorts has been without fail. Back when I was a kid, avoiding cleanliness was a hobby that I was pretty good at. Shower twice a month, change about weekly. The word "procrustean" comes to mind in rather opposite meaning, since youngsters haven't really had the life experience necessary to master the art of wiping. I used to use a wet wash-cloth for ass wiping (my Mom was thrilled about that on laundry day, lemme tell you!). I rarely have the problem with SHARTS that others do, my drawers are still clean at the end of the day, with the exception of a bit of scrote sweat.

Always remember guys, that no matter how you shake and dance, the last drop always falls in your pants. Words of wisdom from way back! Gals do the sensible thing and wipe after a squirt; guys just wave it around like they're waving goodbye with the purple helmet, throwing droplets indiscriminately, high and low.
----Captain Craptastic!!!

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ChiliKahKah's picture
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The idea is to stay as clean and fresh as possible.

Squat-n-leaveit's picture
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Unlike Bilge Buddy, I do know what underwear is, I just prefer kilted and commando. I do however carry underwear in the truck, in case I do have to poo away from home. Saves on the dry cleaning bill.

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You have my respect there Squat. The logistics of wearing a kilt is a bit more than I'd care to deal with. When to wear underwear. When to go commando. Dry cleaning. Climbing ladders in public. Getting something out of the bottom drawer of a filing cabinet. The cheese-oid orbs banging around unrestrained. It's gotta be enough to make your head spin.

Crapola's picture
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I don't understand how girls wear thong underwear up their butt! I tried it once. Ouch!


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Piece Out!
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sittingpretty's picture
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I know I wouldn't tolerate a thong against my butt so I have never tried one.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

prarie doggin's picture
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The only time I came close to wearing a thong was when I was a wiseass (go figure) kid and I made the mistake of talking shit about the neighborhood tough guy. When he caught me, he grabbed me by the elastic waist band, picked me up, and proceded to bounce me up and down like a yo-yo. I thought I was going to split in half at the crotch. When he let go, I ran away like a cheeta with a firecracker up its ass. It took me about a half an hour to yank them out. To this day I still prefer boxers.

sittingpretty's picture
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Serves you right, talking all tough about the local bully and all.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Thunderbox's picture
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Pd, I think the technical term for that is a "hanging wedgie".

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prarie doggin's picture
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Thanks Tbox. I always wondered what the technical term was. The other bad part at the time was that I was at an age where my voice was starting to change. It set that event back a few months.

sittingpretty's picture
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So it made you talk like Peter Brady?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Postman's picture
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I'm guessing after that wedgie, it was more like Marcia Brady.

Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
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Speaking of thongs whats the deal with the Maxi pad makers making pads for women who wear thongs? I just can't even wrap my head around how that would work.
The longest I've gone without changing my wears is probably 4 days after I had my gallbladder surgery. All I wanted to do was lay on the couch and die my slow painful death.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

shitwit's picture
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The longest I went without changing my filter was about 3 days. I've done this several times, usually during the roughest part of a migraine (and I'm in a percoset induced coma!). As for the maxi pad made for thongs? So stupid! I wear thongs when it's feasible. During certain times each month, I switch back to the good ol fashioned granny bloomers. I have noticed that wearing a thong doesn't keep out the bunghole odors as effective as a full filter does, so if I'm particularly gassy (or tore up from the floor up) I tend to emit butt stink all day/night long!

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