Do you think a cook should abstain from farting while others who will eat the meal are within hearing distance?

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ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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I have learned nothing from this poll so far. 36% of respondents have said that I was a disgusting bastard but I have known that for years!

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

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I believe the fart particles will actually help form a nice crust on the seared veggies. Martha Stewart always recommended making some egg salad along with the meal so you could always blame it for the smell.

Tuba Cheeks's picture
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Hey I fart any other time I need to, why not in the kitchen? It just makes more room for dinner!

I do try to avoid ripping ass near open flames though. I'm a tad too old to learn to fly...

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Just make sure you chop the onions and garlic before you let one fly; you can blame any smell on them.

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We have an overhead cabinet with a door that squeaks loudly when opened, perhaps I can open that door, cough loudly, and fart simultaneously. That may throw the missus off a bit. Hopefully Spatty's suggestion of using the garlic and onions as a decoy smell will help also. I use a bit of the Indian spice "hing" and the smell of that would overpower the stench of a mouldering corpse. It's good to have a plan that covers all possibilities.

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Deja Poo's picture
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I fart when I cook, I just don't fart on what I cook. But, heck, I fart on crowded trains too. Maybe I'm the wrong person to ask.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

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I once farted in a very crowded train in Japan, standing room only and people were packed shoulder to shoulder. I was impressed that my fellow passengers were all able to pack into the other end of the car.

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I know farting produces many laughs from those who are near. Now a days, they just come out of nowhere and I am becoming more removed that it was I who dunnit. But, I will say Chief, coming from your wife of many years is funny. I think "disgusting" is the new compliment for us who can give a mole's ass.

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Thanks ttbl, My chest actually puffed out with pride when she muttered those words.

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