Contest #30: Win A Breezyseat!
This message appeared in my inbox yesterday:
My name is Kristine and I am with Toilet Treater, LLC. We manufacture and sell the Breezyseat. Breezyseat is an automatic
deodorizing toilet seat. I would like to offer a Breezyseat to one of your readers
to win on your site. You pick the winner and I will send it out to them. (For shipping purposes, to US residents only.)
According to their website, BreezySeat "makes the ordinary bathroom extraordinary." Which sounds great. Because if you're like me, your bathroom is ordinary, and I don't know about you but I'm sick and tired of pooping in a bathroom that doesn't have flashing lights or a disco ball or dancing girls or, at the very least, a deodorizing toilet seat.
So here's how we're going to do this: if you think YOU deserve this free Breezyseat (a $69.99 value!), you explain WHY. Explain in the comments how miserable it is to poop in your mundane ol' bathroom, how the unfiltered smell of your poop is destroying your marriage and killing your pets, and how much you and you alone are worthy of this free Breezyseat. I will evaluate the sad states of affairs I expect to see printed below and decide which one of you will have excitement and energy and a new reason to live delivered to your bathroom in the form of a deodorizing toilet seat. Get to it!