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Everything's Bigger In Texas
Submitted by Anonymous
May 5, 2011, 14 Comments

I retired from sales three years ago after a forty year career of traveling the country. I did not work for the same company the entire time. The last six years I ended up traveling more than I would have liked because I took a pay cut in order to keep my pension. Now that I am enjoying that...

Little Chef, Big Shit
May 4, 2011, 27 Comments

The year was 2001 and I was a lucky Yank vacationing in various parts of England with my father. Oh, the bloody sights we saw! From the major landmarks, like Stratford-Upon-Avon, Windsor Castle, St. Paul's Cathedral, Trafalgar Square and Piccadilly Circus, to the minor ones, such as a real-life...

You Can Take It With You
Submitted by Thunderbox
March 3, 2011, 14 Comments

Tripping over the hotel threshold, I stumbled into the fresh cool morning air of the noisy city that is Tunis, the capital of Tunisia. I briefly considered an amount of things, but due to waking up still semi-drunk from a formidable bender with a couple of friends the night and early morning...

Turd And Goal
Submitted by MR Mcpoopypants
February 16, 2011, 18 Comments

When I was eighteen my family, consisting of my mom, dad, younger adopted brother and myself, headed to nearby Gettysburg for Memorial Day weekend. We live in York, PA which is forty minutes away, so this trip was a common one. At the time we had a pop-up camper which was perfect for our camping...

Tubin' The Salt
Submitted by Speedpooper
February 2, 2011, 23 Comments

t was a hot summer day in Phoenix, Arizona, in 1996, and I took a day off work to enjoy some recreation. The day's activity was what we called "Tubing down the Salt", which is local slang for driving an hour or so out of town to a spot where you can rent an inner tube from an old truck tire, get...

The Pile High Club
Submitted by quackquack
January 18, 2011, 20 Comments

Last year I was fourteen, my family and I took a trip to England. The trip was good but the return flight got delayed, causing us to eat a lot of English airport food that didn't go down well with my stomach. As soon as we started to board the plane I got the rumbles and terrible pain. I was so...

The Taming Of The Poo
Submitted by EdwardM
August 11, 2010, 7 Comments

Part I I had woken up earlier than usual on that fateful day, as I knew I had a lot of distance to cover before getting to town. I didn’t immediately notice anything unusual and set about packing my bags and sprucing up. Upon stepping out of the shower, I felt a dull throb in my lower stomach...

Looking For Poop Down Under
Submitted by Blind Mullet
August 5, 2010, 12 Comments

It’s funny how this site can affect the way a person perceives his surroudings. Last week I helped my son move house from Sydney to Melbourne. We hired a Hertz van and drove the five hundred miles, sharing the driving and keeping each other awake and amused. Along the way, we saw some things...

No More Chicken Sauce
Submitted by Nikki the Pooper
July 12, 2010, 33 Comments

When I was eight years old, my parents and I went on vacation to Williamsburg, Virginia. One night we ate dinner at a restaurant that served old-fashioned southern food. Being from New Jersey, my family was not used to this type of food. My mom and I ate delicious pancakes, while my dad ate...

Shameless Shitting In Rome
Submitted by Thunderbox
May 20, 2010, 13 Comments

The Romans came to northern Tunisia for one main reason: to kick the shit out of the Phoenicians who were based in Carthage . They tried three times before completely succeeded. They took over existing towns, which is why these are unusual for Roman towns. The Romans were kind of obsessive in...

Photojournal Of A Poo
Submitted by PINWORM
May 6, 2010, 18 Comments

I have been documenting the deterioration of a poop I found more than a year ago. I travel across the country for a living, and one of my quarterly stops is in Des Moines, Iowa. I was walking around the back of one of our buildings last July in 2009, and was stunned to find a pile of poop. It was...

His Leaky Inner Tube
Submitted by oopsieispoo
April 23, 2010, 20 Comments

It was another day in paradise. The warm Florida sun was shining down, and there was just enough of a breeze to keep the day from being too hot. I was enjoying this beautiful day at a water park with my sister and her family. After spending much time at the wave pool, my sister and I left the...

It Came From Beneath The Outhouse
Submitted by PooHD
March 9, 2010, 12 Comments

My husband and I went on a two-day bushwalk in an area where the commodes—if you could have called them that—were few and far between. We had spent a great day with our travelling companions exploring the land, the beauty of which was only slightly downgraded by my husband’s frequent gaseous...

The Battle Of Soyjoy
Submitted by Hannah
March 5, 2010, 25 Comments

Last July, family and I vacationed in Jekyll Island, Georgia. Imagine an overstuffed mini-van carrying a stressed-out mother, an easily agitated father, a twelve year-old boy, and me—a fifteen year-old girl. It was a fun ten-hour drive, let me tell you; half of the stuff in that van was food. My...

Crusader Crappers
Submitted by Thunderbox
February 11, 2010, 15 Comments

Editor's note: This awesome pictorial is from Thunderbox's latest Christmas holiday. For at least 200 years the Crusaders from Europe occupied large areas of the Levant, the lands that border the eastern end of the Mediterranean Sea. From the First Crusade in the eleventh century until the end of...

Two Ply Too Late
Submitted by JoeyLips
February 3, 2010, 22 Comments

I'm a frequent pooper. I eat, and in the rare instances of good fortune, I can finish the meal before immediately shitting it right out… intact. I also suffer from poop-anoia or PooOCD, more commonly known as Poop-Inspired Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. The primary symptom of my disorder is that...

I'm Down With PPP
Submitted by schellew
January 18, 2010, 14 Comments

There are two pieces of information you must know to fully appreciate the beauty of the situation I was in regarding this story. First of all, I am a Shameful Shitter. I have always been and most likely always will be. My lack of shitting pride may stem from the fact that God cursed me with the...

Something Smelly This Way Comes
Submitted by craptastic
January 11, 2010, 14 Comments

During the summer of 2002, when I was twelve, my family took the obligatory vacation. We made an eight-hour drive up to Niagara Falls, planning to stay a week. On day five we realized we'd done everything we had wanted to do; therefore we decided to leave a day early and stay overnight at our...

Death March in May
Submitted by OutdoorPooper
November 16, 2009, 30 Comments

This May, I was hiking in Virginia, and it was hot out. It was one of the very first hot humid days of the year, with the temperature somewhere in the nineties by mid afternoon. I had already gone through two liters of water and was looking for the next place to refill. I was always very...

Driving The Michigan Peninsula
Submitted by shooz
November 4, 2009, 15 Comments

October of 2009 marked the eleventh anniversary of pooping my pants. It happened the day after my twentieth birthday, which I had spent like any good American near the border would - drinking with my sister in Windsor, Canada. I was carpooling back to school in Michigan, specifically to the Upper...

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