Introducing The GoStool
For years we’ve read about the benefits of squatting to poop as opposed to sitting. There is less straining, a lower chance of hemorrhoids, and the colon straightens out when a person puts his butt closer to his feet.
Well, if you are not one of those “wiry little fuckers” who is built to squat (quote Mastercrapper), and you still would like the benefits of squatting, there’s hope for you. Portland, Oregon is the home of the GoStool. You can order one of these bamboo stools, knowing that you’re purchasing an item made from a renewable resource that will unkink you colon. The site owner wrote to us that his legs no longer fall asleep while sitting on the toilet, and his “turtle-head pokin’” feeling is a thing of the past.
If you’ve like to read a few testimonials, you can check the GoStool out on Facebook as well.