A Good Home

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Though I am still a young woman, I have worked in a few offices in my early career and eaten in many fast food establishments. Generally I have found that the standard of cleanliness is not too bad in these places, but some places, especially fast food restaurants, leave a lot to be desired.

I have always been able to poop in a public rest room if it is clean and I can be reasonably assured that I will not "catch" anything by doing so. If a rest room is filthy, however, or gives me a feeling that somewhere close there is an alien creature about to jump out and attach itself to my rear should I sit down to attend to business, then I would rather forgo the pleasure.

In such cases I have been known in desperation to deposit my poop into my panties to be carried home with care, to where it can safely be washed away. If the toilet I am intending to use is dirtier than my poop is likely to be, then I know that I am safer putting it into my clean panties, which I know to be germ free. (I know that I will not catch anything nasty from sitting on a germ-laden toilet seat.) I know that this may sound like a strange thing to do to some people, but I do have a dread of going into a dirty restroom and bringing out more than I took in.

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11 Comments on "A Good Home"

Deja Poo's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

I guess you were never in the infantry. There's nothing quite like using an entrenching tool to dig a hole in which to crap while your "battle buddy" stands watch so you don't catch a case of 7.62 mm infection.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

runninggrrl2's picture
Comment Quality Moderatork 500+ points

Dang, that is just messed up. I don't know how else to describe it. That is, quite possibly, the nastiest thing I've ever heard.

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

Anonymous's picture

This is either fake or she's a scat freak. I mean, as runninggrrl2 said, pooping your pants on a regular basis like that is messed up, and she lists her favorite bathroom as her pants on her profile. And she feels the need to share all this with us... it's gotta be fake, either that or she's a pervert.

Anonymous's picture

Can't you just squat over the toilet? Hiding poop in your undies is kinda gross. And your poop can actually make you or people around you more sick that just dumping it into the toilet.

crohnsplosion's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I'm with you runninggrrl2, that's just nasty. Even my 3 year old son Kidsplosion doesn't shit in his X-men underoos because he doesn't want to get poop on his junk. If Debbiedespoo needs some pointers on how to poop in the potty then I'm sure Kidsplosion will happily share a few of his favorite tips with her.

A few questions to determine the level of weirdness here: does your girlfriend know you shit your britches? Does your mother know? (I'm sure they both do, they live with you and your mother raised you). Do they accommodate this behavior? As a mother, I certainly would not. I can understand the occasional accident, but to dump your drawers on purpose, and to prefer to do so, is in my opinion something seriously wrong that needs to be addressed professionally.

Did you do this in school as a kid/teenager? I bet you caught a lot of flack for it, or had to hide this behavior. Do you wear the shitty drawers all day or do you bring fresh ones in your purse and deposit the befouled undies in some sort of receptacle? This whole thing is just too strange.

If your some sort of scat freak, this is not the place for that, so please take that elsewhere. If you're not, I'm sorry for assuming but...It's just too strange.

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Dr Scully's picture
l 100+ points

You are either a complete moron or this story is fake and you're a scat freak like the others are saying.

There's no such thing as a toilet being "dirtier" than your foul, bacteria-laden shit. You will also not offend the poop by putting it into a dirty toilet. If you're that worried about sitting on a toilet seat just put some toilet paper/seat cover down on it.

Please also explain how you "carry your panties home with care" after you take a dump in them? Where do you put the underwear while you're going home? Don't your co-workers or roommates notice that you smell like shit?

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatorf 5000+ points

So, you don't like public bathrooms because you might catch something? Allow me to explain something to you. I am neither a proctologist nor a gynecologist but I have made a few close examinations of the female crotch over the years and have noticed that the anus and the vagina are located fairly close to each other. I would think that in the process of pooing in you panties there would be a great risk of some of the poo actually touching the vagina and/or labia. When this occurs there would be a good chance that the resident poo bacteria will gleefully rush for the urethra and by taking up residence inside that haven cause a major urinary tract infection.

At the very least I feel sure that the poo will make it unpleasant for your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on your tainted taint.

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

ChrisM's picture
l 100+ points

Women can troll too. Remember that, everyone.

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Anonymous's picture

Fake.

Anonymous's picture

That sounds sexy to me

Poop John the First's picture
l 100+ points

Think this is full of shit!

Spreading the turd one poop at a time.

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