Terrible Real Estate Agent Photograph and Toilets: An Unbeatable Combination

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My brother clued me in to a gem of a blog to me last week. The blog, terriblerealestateagentphotos.com, is as it sounds; it is a blog to which some genius British individual with a wonderfully dry British sense of humor posts terrible real estate photos that are sent in by the adoring internet public. To our delight, many of the photos include Holy Porcelain. Here are a few of my favorites:


Has this toilet has too much to drink? Is it lost? Does it secretly fantasize about the movie Flashdance?


Yes, this is actually a picture that a real estate agent posted online to advertise a location.


”Bask in the ambiance of a quaint, two-room location for shameless shitters.”


One might assume the owner of this property commutes to work and eats a lot of chili for lunch. I can see him now, at a full charge from the driveway and already with his belt unbuckled...


I got nothin’. You got anythin'?


Maybe one of M.C. Escher’s relatives’ property?

From the lid’s being left open, to stingy renters who neither supply
nor condone toilet paper, to pure filth , we see through this blog that there are quite a few lazy real estate agents out there, and some of their clients are nuts.

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4 Comments on "Terrible Real Estate Agent Photograph and Toilets: An Unbeatable Combination"

daphne's picture
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All of the kids here agree that the M.C. Escher-like bathroom is awesome. Taking a dump in that toilet would be like pooping on an actual throne. I could see myself with a crown and cape; howabout you?

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Okay, I would give a lot to have my back door open right onto the crapper. Think of all the embarrassing situations that could prevent!

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I actually want that MC Escher bathroom. Of course, dealing with the stairs during an IBS attack might be a little difficult, but at least with a bathroom like that, my husband would get at least a little bit of exercise every day, haha.

Also, I like the bathroom with the door to the outside. How handy would that be when you really had to go as soon as you got home? But the shit-splattered toilet in the filth-hole apartment? No thank you. Gross.

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Good Post...Thanks for Sharing

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