A PoopReport Short: Recycled Purina, Recycled

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Last weekend, my dog almost ruined a picnic. Let me tell you about my dog: Taco is a Chihuahua with an appetite for his own poop .. and other dogs' poop ... and any cats' poop. I have to pick up his poop right after he drops it or he goes after it. Sometimes he poops and I miss it, but I know he ate it because his breath will smell. He has his teeth brushed every night. Luckily for me, he likes toothpaste.

Last weekend at a family picnic, Taco must have managed to sneak-eat some of his poop or some other animals'. I say this because it did not agree with him. One minute he was sitting on my mom's lap, and the next he began to wretch a bit. You would think that he would jump off her lap and go under the table or a chair or something. You would be wrong. No, he threw up poop in my mom's lap, right on her bare legs. When she realized what happened, my mom jumped up, threw Taco in a random direction, and began to scream. "WHAT THE HELL DID HE EAT? WHAT IS THAT? OH MY GOD, THAT'S SHIT!"

She is still mad at me, and for the time being I am not allowed to bring Taco over to the house.

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3 Comments on "A PoopReport Short: Recycled Purina, Recycled "

runninggrrl2's picture
Comment Quality Moderatork 500+ points

Wow, that's impressive. Regurgitated shit--that's something I've never been fortunate enough to see at work, but I'm waiting for some kid to eat some sort of animal poop and vomit it up for me to culture. Poor Taco, lol---give that dog a breath mint!

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

Deja Poo's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

We had a dog that used to eat his own shit and licked up any other dogs piss. It took a couple of months of aversion therapy/training, but once the dog realized that every time he "indulged" himself that he was going to be given a healthy does of "negative feedback", he stopped the behavior.

On the other hand, I'm not sure that Chihuahua's are that smart so YMMV.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

lauren54's picture
l 100+ points

Oh man, I lived for four years with several dogs. I don't think any of them ever pulled the eating there own poop or someone elses.

Everything comes down to poo.

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