A PoopReport Short: Recycled Purina, Recycled
Last weekend, my dog almost ruined a picnic. Let me tell you about my dog: Taco is a Chihuahua with an appetite for his own poop .. and other dogs' poop ... and any cats' poop. I have to pick up his poop right after he drops it or he goes after it. Sometimes he poops and I miss it, but I know he ate it because his breath will smell. He has his teeth brushed every night. Luckily for me, he likes toothpaste.
Last weekend at a family picnic, Taco must have managed to sneak-eat some of his poop or some other animals'. I say this because it did not agree with him. One minute he was sitting on my mom's lap, and the next he began to wretch a bit. You would think that he would jump off her lap and go under the table or a chair or something. You would be wrong. No, he threw up poop in my mom's lap, right on her bare legs. When she realized what happened, my mom jumped up, threw Taco in a random direction, and began to scream. "WHAT THE HELL DID HE EAT? WHAT IS THAT? OH MY GOD, THAT'S SHIT!"
She is still mad at me, and for the time being I am not allowed to bring Taco over to the house.