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The Day After Stoolstice
Submitted by the thin brown line
July 5, 2011, 4 Comments

June 22, 2011. 7:45 a.m.: "What the fuck just happened"? June 21, 2011. 7:40 a.m.: Stoolstice Day. I arrived at work and went straight into a faculty restroom where I flushed healthy, unmemorable, Bristol Scale Number Four-type droppings. The excitement of my first Stoolstice must have...

Double Tub Duty
Submitted by Mister Bubble
June 29, 2011, 14 Comments

I try desperately to like my step-kids. I don’t say this because I’m a bad man, either; I say this because they are completely disobedient and act as if they were born in a barn. There are two of them. We can call them Joe and Josephine. Joe is older by three minutes, because they are twins....

The Corn Circle Of My Life
Submitted by juniorhoss
June 28, 2011, 15 Comments

Today I was on my farm in the corn patch we have back by the woods, a half mile from the house. I farted and noticed that the auto-close of my bunghole meant something other than gas had been detected; my bod had reacted before my brain was aware of what was up. I knew there was no way I would...

Condemned By Fido
Submitted by KTom
June 23, 2011, 28 Comments

She was the hottest girl I had ever laid my eyes upon. We had spoken to each other a few times before, but tonight -- tonight was the night I was finally going to make my move. The club was dark, gloomy and stank of stale sweat and cheap beer. She was in her little group of friends chatting away...

What Goes In
Submitted by katkrap
June 21, 2011, 43 Comments

I grew up in a very wealthy family that was very caught up in social appearances, and these concerns included our bathroom habits. I grew up learning we were meant to act as if we never entered a bathroom, much less speak of anything that occurred while in there. I can remember being beaten with...

My Good Deed
Submitted by Aven
June 17, 2011, 17 Comments

It had been over a week since I had pooped, and my left side was killing me. I went to the doctor and was told I was constipated; this was on a Tuesday. He gave me information on some over-the-counter stuff but changed the dosage and frequency of doses. It eased my mind; I was happy it was going...

Memory One
Submitted by Nikki the Pooper
June 15, 2011, 17 Comments

It was a late Tuesday afternoon in January of 1998. I was seven years old, and had supposedly started clogging toilets two years earlier, but I had no memory of any of those times. I still don’t. The first thing I remember about that day was feeling the urge to poop around 4:00 p.m. I went...

One Hung Over The Litter Box
Submitted by MikePowerShitter
June 13, 2011, 36 Comments

I have read many accounts of fellow users' struggles with constipation on this site, and I thought I might as well share my own unique and (hopefully) helpful experience. I am normally a regular pooper. From March to October I make one large and healthy deposit daily. But once the days begin to...

Co-codamol Cannon Ball
Submitted by James29
June 8, 2011, 14 Comments

The worst poop of my life was when I had my tonsils taken out at the age of 28. The doctor said the recovery from this operation gets worse as people get older, and the doctor wasn't wrong! I was told to take co-codamol and ibuprofen. Seriously not good after tonsil extraction! The co-codamol...

Privy To My Privy
Submitted by privatepooper
June 8, 2011, 11 Comments

I was no stranger to the hospital as a child; I was admitted frequently for operations, the descriptions of which are not relevant. Anyone that has undergone an operation will more than likely know that upon waking from your medicine-induced sleep the first poop can take a little time, patience,...

The Other Side Of The Sanctuary
Submitted by starsong
June 2, 2011, 16 Comments

I am not quite sure what it is about long speeches, but anything over ten minutes and my piping becomes restless. I don't mean the gentle sublime fresh water and fruit poo that comes after your morning cup of coffee. If it were that, I wouldn't have a story. My tale begins this very morning. I...

Dear Kotex
Submitted by CourtneyC
May 31, 2011, 31 Comments

It was the winter of 2009. There were no heat vents in my bathroom, which made the daily-do a much hated don't. My stomach had been grumbling all day and I’d been having the worst fart cramps ever. It was getting late in the evening, I had just finished dinner, and so I figured, "Eh.” I took my...

Of Keith Moon And Exploding Toilets
Submitted by the thin brown line
May 27, 2011, 13 Comments

"All that porcelain flying through the air was quite unforgettable.. I never realised dynamite was so powerful. I'd been used to penny bangers before." – Keith Moon Friday, April 1, 2011. 9:00 a.m., Eastern Standard Time. A Sotheby's live auction held inside a ballroom at Day's Inn, located in...

The Saturday Night Corridor Show
Submitted by Vic Tayback
May 26, 2011, 9 Comments

This past Saturday night, my fiancé and I visited a very expensive restaurant down by the river falls area of town. With no reservations, we were sat right near the kitchen.... and with a wonderful view of the short corridor where the door to the single unisex restroom was located. I was kicking...

My List Of Embarrassing Movements
Submitted by dailydeuce
May 23, 2011, 10 Comments

Like every good story this one is about a girl. Okay, I stole that line from Spiderman, but it works for the purposes of my story. It was my girlfriend's birthday, but first let's back up. The entire week prior to this special day we had been planning on going out to dinner, an activity that we...

Searching For Ferguson
Submitted by PlayDooBabe
May 19, 2011, 13 Comments

I just stumbled upon this website. Why? Because my husband and I just got done dismantling our toilet. We were too embarrassed to call our landlords for the third time, as they have shelled out hundreds of dollars unclogging our toilets from my "clay poops". While I’ve been in recovery for...

Sun Pat Tony
Submitted by Lars
May 17, 2011, 3 Comments

So there's this guy well renowned for farts, shits and general toilet exploits; let’s call him Tony. There's also this social club where we drink together. It was last call one night, and Tony had long left for home. After swigging the last of my beer I decided to leave as well. As I left the...

Browny Goodness
Submitted by ButtButter
May 16, 2011, 12 Comments

Tennis is a sport that involves great exertion of one’s muscles – jumping, extending, short-burst running, etc. It is also well known that when you exert one part of the body, other parts tend to be used as well. Being nine years of shitting age, I was not yet experienced enough to fully...

Leaves Of Brown
Submitted by Speedpooper
May 12, 2011, 19 Comments

When I was seventeen one of my best friends invited me and a few others over one Sunday night. Even though his parents were out of town and we had the house to ourselves the night was rather somber. I attributed this to a few points. The first was that the next day was Monday, and we all had...

Submitted by Binki
May 10, 2011, 13 Comments

My ex-boyfriend likes to drink Jager Bombs. A Jager Bomb is a shot of Jagermeister with either a Red Bull chaser or some type of boilmaker glass that mixes one shot of Jagermeister with an energy drink, such as Red Bull or Monster. One of the bad things about Jager Bombs besides the taste is the...

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