Stories About Poop
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More Vegetables
Submitted by Gabe
July 21, 2000, 16 Comments

"Second poop of the day: Residual vegetable smell. Reminds me of my old iguana." -- Gabe

The Revenge Poop
Submitted by Andrew
July 16, 2000, 20 Comments

"Once there was this old dirty fat slopface of a next door neighbor who always called the cops on my roommates and I having parties. So then about 6 months after we moved out we went back and pooped on her porch. My roommate split his pants in the process, and my butt was chapped for a few days...

Submitted by Gabe
July 13, 2000, 12 Comments

"Mine this morning: stank of vegetable matter." -- Gabe

Submitted by Gabe
July 12, 2000, 13 Comments

"You know the expression "Corn today, corn tomorrow"? Well I haven't had corn in three days and I'm still laying down the kernels. It's a-maize-ing!!" -- Gabe

Indian Buffet
Submitted by Gabe
July 11, 2000, 16 Comments

"I thought that Indian Buffet all-you-can-eat would quickly result in an all-you-can-shit, but I gotta tell you, my bowels put up some non-violent resistance." -- Gabe

Driving to Massachusetts
Submitted by Dave
July 10, 2000, 37 Comments

"Last summer, I was driving to MA with my buddy Tony. We ate breakfast at a greasy diner, and by the time we made it to the Triborough Bridge, my stomach felt like it was going to explode. Unfortunately, we were caught in traffic, with nary a toilet in sight..." --Dave Like Dave? He's featured...

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