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Hot Colon Jelly
Submitted by DeoVin
November 15, 2011, 5 Comments

It was the summer after my freshman year of college and I was in the best shape of my life. I was just days beyond my nineteenth birthday that June, living with my parents for the duration of the college summer break. I was spending the hot Tennessee summer days working alongside my good high...

From A Little Girl
Submitted by Tho-Cho
November 10, 2011, 9 Comments

A couple years ago I was dating a woman who had three young daughters, aged six, eight, and ten years old. All three girls had the bad habit of not flushing the crapper when they were done, so I could not help but get a glimpse of what they sometimes brewed. So anyways, I went into the bathroom...

Bronx Bomber: A Red Sox Tale Of Total B
Submitted by Anonymous
November 7, 2011, 13 Comments

Wah wah wah... as a Yankees fan I am embarrassed and mortified to be told that this was a fake story. However, after an anonymous poster alerted us to the fact that the Yankees played the Orioles last at Yankees Stadium, it does make sense -- only in a fake world would the Red Sox beat the...

Splatterday
Submitted by Anonymous
November 4, 2011, 7 Comments

I have ongoing problems with excessive gas and seemingly random horrific bouts of diarrhea, and during my workday today, I had been experiencing horrible smelling gas throughout. I had been letting them loose very carefully as not to poop myself, and had just finished my lunch when I began feeling...

A Poopreport Short: Paco's Revenge
Submitted by Lilysmom
October 31, 2011, 15 Comments

Last week I took my cat to the vet's for her annual check-up, seeing as she's almost fifteen years old and all. The vet looks at her teeth, listens to her heart, and draws blood to measure her liver enzymes and all that mess. When I walked into the vet's office I saw that the waiting room was...

The Great Poopsie Of Tenocha Hall
Submitted by Diego
October 25, 2011, 10 Comments

This story goes back to 1995, during was my first semester at San Diego State. I'm guessing we were about three weeks into school, during normal night in the dorms. A few of my friends and I were just hanging out in my room, playing rummy, when the power went out. We didn't feel like it was a...

Don't Force It
Submitted by Oh_shnit
October 19, 2011, 14 Comments

Before I tell my story, I would like to give you some background about my relationship with my boyfriend. We have been together a little over a year. After three months of dating, he moved in with me. Over this time, we've figured out each other bathroom routines and go with the door open...

Soiling Aunt Brenda
Submitted by Anonymous
October 17, 2011, 11 Comments

It was 1991, and I was five years old. My family had decided it would be awesome if they took us kiddies down to the water park. It was a huge water park in Phoenix (which still exists). There were numerous slides, a wave pool, a kiddy pool... you name it. Prior to leaving, though, I got a wee...

An Inconvenient Poop
Submitted by Mighty Dyckerson
October 12, 2011, 11 Comments

Exercise is a very important part of my regimen. At least once a year, I like to get outside and take a brisk walk around the neighborhood. It boosts my energy and gets the old blood flowing. Well, last Saturday, something else was flowing. I had just consumed a luncheon consisting of Chef-...

Introspection
Submitted by Rick G
October 6, 2011, 9 Comments

As I enter this, my fifty-seventh year, I would like to share a little bit of information with you. Before I go on, the younger among you may want to leave the room now, because what I'm about to say will seem as foreign to you as a world without Facebook. For those young folks who have drifted...

At A Moment's Notice
Submitted by MelJF
October 6, 2011, 11 Comments

The evening started out as your normal evening. After debating over dinner with my roommates we finally decided on Waffle House. Upon arriving at the House of Waffles we snuggled into a back corner booth and patiently waited on our turn to order. After many minutes we placed our order and got the...

Inflexible About My Flexible Sigmoidosco
Submitted by StuckPoopie
September 30, 2011, 3 Comments

Having long-term constipation, and having every Doctor patronize me with advice such as "drink lots of water" (ooh yeah, I didn't think of that) and "make sure you eat vegetables" (I'm a vegetarian), I have become kind of sick of the trips to the Doctor's surgery, where everyone seems to think...

The Wrong Porcelain
Submitted by Anonymous
September 24, 2011, 4 Comments

I was fourteen at the time. I remember being at school in gassy pain while I clenched my bottom to hold the poop in. The feeling became unbearable. By lunchtime I knew that I'd have to go, but when I got to the loos, there were sixth formers there, so I thought it would be best to wait. By the...

No Poo For Seven Days
Submitted by RedJeep
September 24, 2011, 10 Comments

I am a very private person. Shitting is something I consider to be a most intimate moment with one's self. I can't take a dump unless I'm alone in a toilet with the door locked, and there can't be anyone else around me. I find it impossible to use a public restroom when there's no lock on the...

Two Arctic Winds: A Duo Of Windy Tales
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
September 23, 2011, 7 Comments

The Echoes Of The Passed It was a hot sweltering day at Keflavik International Airport; the temperature might have been as high as 60 degrees Fahrenheit. I had finished a mid-shift at 7:00 AM and, after having napped for a few hours, was heading to the cafeteria at what would later be named the...

Poop Sabotage
Submitted by Coolio
September 22, 2011, 8 Comments

Last year my then girlfriend invited me to a family cookout. We had been dating for three months or so, so I guess it was time to meet her family. I’m going to say right now that I don’t like going to family events with any girlfriend’s family because everyone looks at you funny. The dad spends...

The Tale Of The Mystery Turd
Submitted by crohnsplosion
September 14, 2011, 10 Comments

When I was growing up, my father insisted upon taking all of the kids camping in the Ouachita Mountains every summer at Camp Albert Pike. Let the record show that this campsite is no longer open to the public due to a flash flood, one which killed dozens of people there last summer. I am one of...

A Poopreport Short: The Proclaimer
Submitted by Artful Dodger
September 8, 2011, 4 Comments

Editor's Note: This was originally published in our forums here. Now that Little Dodger is 99.9% potty trained, we've been letting him wear his underpants out in public. We just make sure to frequently ask him if he needs to go, and we always have a spare set of tighty-whites in case of...

How I Got There
Submitted by the thin brown line
September 1, 2011, 5 Comments

Poopreporters know about movements. I'm not talking about bowel movements, either; rather, those movements the body makes as a whole when we are in dire situations. We go to great lengths not to soil ourselves. With the aid of sphincter control we sprint, stride, waddle, jog, crawl and move by...

Ankle Bits
Submitted by JiffyPoop
August 30, 2011, 11 Comments

The other morning my dad was outside mowing the lawn. The mower turned off and then I heard him yell. I went outside to see what he was yelling about, and when I did I saw he had the lawn mower upside down. I asked him what happened and he said that he had mowed over poop. ”I don’t know how I...

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