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Who Pooped?
Submitted by Anonymous
August 31, 2012, 3 Comments

Every year we take a float trip with our group of friends. We all love the fresh air, camping, floating down the river, and of course mass amounts of alcohol. This particular time we planned rather early in the year so we were practically the only ones at the campgrounds. It was raining rather...

A King-Sized Mess
Submitted by Anonymous
August 23, 2012, 6 Comments

Awhile back I met a guy at the park, and right away we hit it off. Immediately I was attracted to him; he was so hot I couldn't believe he was even talking to me. We exchanged numbers before parting ways. After that day, I couldn't get him off my mind. We talked on the phone for a couple of...

Poop When You Have To
Submitted by Anonymous
August 11, 2012, 19 Comments

Ten years ago I was a young buck working for a construction company and making decent money. I was tan, in shape, and was used to getting a girl to go out with me easily. There weren't too many girls I chased. One of the girls I chased was a few years younger than I was and was the daughter of...

A Poopreport Short: (L)egg Roll
Submitted by Bilgepump
August 9, 2012, 9 Comments

Editor's note: Another forum story, this time from Bilgepump, the leader of the Front Page Hyena Pack. There's some good pooping going on in the country this month... Relayed to me by a friend of mine. The notes are mine; the story is his: "My wife and I went to check out the new/old Chinese...

A Fuck Of A Morning Already
Submitted by Deja Poo
August 3, 2012, 9 Comments

Editor's note: This story was posted this week in our PoopReport forums by veteran Poopreporter Deja Poo. It's been a fuck of a morning already. I had to get up extra early for work so that I could meet with our DBA, whose last day is Friday. Of course, management hasn't hired a replacement...

Blog Excerpt: How To Stay Fit When You
Submitted by Anonymous
July 31, 2012, 7 Comments

Editor's note: This story is taken from a blog entry submitted by the author of How to Stay Fit When You Feel Like Shit. So let’s get into the shit…the major shit-themed episodes in the last few days have to do with the side-effects of pain killers. Holy shit! The nurse *told* me to take a stool...

Target Blowout
Submitted by Anonymous
July 25, 2012, 5 Comments

This is a true story My brother has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder [ADHD], quite badly, actually, so the doctor put him on Adderall. I am sure most everybody here is familiar with Adderall, as it is a fairly well-known medication for people struggling with ADHD. I have recently had...

A Poopreport Short: New Meds Equal Dino
Submitted by Anonymous
July 25, 2012, 7 Comments

I started some new medications last month, and ever since it has been increasingly harder, larger, and more painful to evacuate. Today, I had the urge at 9:00 a.m. No luck. Too big and too hard. I sucked it back up and hoped for better results later. At noon: excruciating pain, and further...

Mrs. Whippy
Submitted by Anonymous
July 24, 2012, 2 Comments

Probably the most embarrassing moment of my life all started on a Saturday afternoon when I finished work. As I left work, I thought to myself that I needed to shit, but assumed I would be able to make the 20-minute walk home. I was a couple of minutes down a main street in the posh Sydney suburb...

Meadowlands Mishap
Submitted by daphne
July 17, 2012, 6 Comments

My parents owned a small antique business on the side of their regular jobs for close to fifteen years, and they used to attend events like auctions with a woman my mother worked with. The woman came to dinner all the time while I was visiting home, and she once told me a story once about what...

Guy Humor
Submitted by HotCarl
July 10, 2012, 5 Comments

My little brother and I have always enjoyed a fairly close friendship despite a nine year gap in age. My mother is a rather proper southern lady, but has always suffered our "guy humor" because she was so proud of our relationship. Whenever one of us would fart or make a poop joke, she'd roll her...

Poop Strong: Lance Got Nothin' On A
Submitted by daphne
July 6, 2012, 5 Comments

What must it be like to be intelligent, hard-working, and law-abiding, and to be told that you cannot have health care coverage? A few months ago I was contacted by a woman named Andrea. One of her good friends had been diagnosed with Stage Four colon cancer, in which the cancer has spread to...

Hidden Turtle
Submitted by TootUncommon
July 4, 2012, 5 Comments

A while back, I worked seasonally for a call center (still do, in the winter), and every December the center holds a Christmas party at the local Holiday Inn. Alcohol is allowed, so if you're up to it, a reduced rate is offered for a room if you can't drive home. I consider it a nice little...

The Queen of the Shart
Submitted by Anonymous
July 4, 2012, 8 Comments

When we were younger, my family thought it was a brilliant idea to pack two little girls in a car for a road trip from upstate New York to South Florida. This practice stopped immediately after the happenings I'm about to document in this here story. I'm now 25, my sibling now 22, but this...

A PoopReport Short: The Big Fart
Submitted by Anonymous
June 28, 2012, 10 Comments

My cousin and I attend the same school. During one class, in which we sat together, she let out a tremendous silent-but-deadly. It might have been quite, but boy, did it stink. It stunk so bad that I began to gag. "I have to poop," she told me when she leaned over. "So poop," I whispered back....

An Understated Warning
Submitted by Motherload
June 13, 2012, 13 Comments

I recently underwent surgery and was given the antibiotic Keflex to take afterward. I went to Wal-Mart about four hours after I had taken the first dose and had no idea I needed to do anything—meaning poop. And out of nowhere, while I was mid-step, I just shat myself right in the Lawn and Garden...

The Poo-logy
Submitted by HotCarl
June 8, 2012, 8 Comments

This story is about the bond I shared with my aunt, my best friend. Please don't focus so much on the way it ends. I prefer to see the whole picture. My aunt and I had a rather unusual relationship. She suffered with painful IBS, and I had anxiety related poo issues growing up. My mom is very...

Eggplant: The Natural Laxative
Submitted by shitake boy
May 31, 2012, 10 Comments

I think that I discovered the perfect laxative (besides coffee). This perfect laxative is all natural, and you can grow it in your garden and cook in many different ways; it is called eggplant. I never knew this vegetable could have such a laxative effect until about a year or so ago. I was...

Submitted by HotCarl
May 28, 2012, 10 Comments

I drove a cab for a few years during college. You would be surprised at how many disgusting things happen in a cab. I always drove nights because this shift left me with plenty of time to write papers and study. One Friday night, I received a call to a strip club to drive one of the girls home...

A Few Steps Too late
Submitted by the thin brown line
May 25, 2012, 10 Comments

I wasn’t hungover enduring beer shits all day. I even took an insurance poo at work before making my way into downtown. But today, February 23, 2012, at the ripe age of 45, I substantially shit my pants for the first time. This is no cause for celebration, but I have an obligation to tell all...

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