Shameless Shitting and Cross-stall Conversation
We've discussed the concept of shameless
shitting in great detail. A shameless shitter, if you recall, is one who has
no qualms about walking into a bathroom and doing their business, regardless of who
may be in there to see or hear them do it.
Doniker's evolution from a shameful shitter into a shameless shitter is also much discussed. However, today Doniker
introduces a new wrinkle into the shameless shitting saga: cross-stall
"Shameless Shitters never fail to amaze me. Maybe I just envy them so damn much.
"There is this guy at my work named Todd. Todd is a little strange, but no
stranger than anyone else. Todd and I talk on occasion, and the conversations usually
consist of us bitching about how fucked up our company is. One time Todd discussed his
operation to remove a cancerous tumor from his nutsack. It was a painful thing to
"Todd's favorite subject is insulting my boss. Todd doesn't even work for the
guy, and I sometimes think Todd hates my boss more than I do. Well earlier today, I
was in the bathroom taking a piss. In walks Todd. He says hello to me and enters
"After dropping his drawers and sitting down, he lets out this massive
fart, which was amplified my the toilet bowl. He then yells out "that was a kiss
for your boss." I said "gee thanks" and quickly got the hell out of there.
"No. 1, I didn't want to smell Todd's gas and No. 2, I don't want to have a conversation
with a guy while he has his mutilated balls exposed to the open air!"
Doniker touches on a subject we've all experienced. Who among us hasn't
awkwardly tried to avoid conversations with the person sitting in the next stall? Or, conversely, who among us can't understand why bathroom time is so sacred
that we're not allowed to communicate to the people in the immediate vicinity? Does the shameless shitter doctrine allow for cross-stall conversations, or is that just going too far?
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