The Book Of The Shameless

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The Shameless Shitting Manifesto outlines the four fundamental rights of every Shitter.
These rights are ordained by God -- no man may take them away.

The bathroom is a sanctuary, a place where people of all races truly understand the
underlying humanity of one another. This is a sacred place -- a place that must be
free of oppression, of persecution, of fear and of shame.

You may not always be Shameless. Sometimes, even the best of us are a bit Shameful. But, by inscribing your name to this roster, you are pledging to accept the doctrine
of Shameless Shitting, and, more, forever respect the restroom rights of others, with the expectations that all others will respect yours.

620 Comments on "The Book Of The Shameless"

PhiZappaKrappa's picture

I swear to drop the deuce, the whole deuce and nothing but the deuce, so help me God.

Meagan Todd's picture

I was born a shameless shitter, and I will live and die a shameless shitter. No one can take that away from me!

Larry's picture

you erased my post, because you are too much of a coward to tolerate opposing points of view. I'll never sign your manifesto. Nobody smells my shit but my wife - and vice versa. Shitting is an intimate act, not to be shared with strangers.

Andrew's picture
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I'm a shameless shitter to the end!

Poopaloopas's picture

I too have known the fears of Shameful Shitting. I would hold back my bowl movements to extreme degrees, in fear of that unsurpressed giggling from the stall nextdoor. I would avoid public crappers to the best of my abilities.
Now, thanks to PoopReport.com, i have come to find that there are others like me, who poop more often then most. I have faced my fecal demons and I am victorious. I am now, and forever will be, a Shameless Shitter.

Stretch's picture

I've read some of the stories here and I am releaved that I'm not the only one here that has had poo problems. I have been a shameless shitter in the past but with my new friends, I have found that you don't have to be shameful. Then I came upon this website and I know that we are not alone. Hehe I have many shameless and shameful stories and em willing to come out and tell them now.
With that note I would like to thank you for letting me be a SHAMELESS SHITTER.
I would like to dedicate this to my father comes HE is the altimate shameless shitter.
Thanks Dad! and thank you Poopreport.com

Katherine's picture

I have become a shameless shitter at college...

Kylie's picture

Hi... i would just like to say that taking a good hearty poop is nothing to be ashamed of! when i was a child i used to become embarressed when my mother would ask "kylie did you poop today?!" now i understand that she was just concearned with my well being. i never understood how much joy dropping a load could bring one.. but now i see... my eyes have opened up to this wonderful world of brown... #2 is and will always be.. MY #1!!! poo is my saving grace... embrace your poo... join the brown revolution! YES! p.s. hi kristen

Kylie's picture

Also.. my friends are shameless shitters and being friends with them has given me a sense of being united as one in this world of people who use Glade scented spray cans to rid any embarressment they think will come to them when someone goes to the latrine after them... Courtney and Kristen... im so glad we are Shameless Shitters... shit away my friends... shit away!

Jennifer S. J's picture

Guess I have been a shameless shitter from day one. AT age 8 through 13 I clogged many toliets at friends birthday parties. I would never be affraid to just ask someone, " I have to take a poo, where is the little ladies room". Guess I am just honest.
I am now 31 and still nothing has changed. I work in the Dental Industry and even now when I am presenting I do not hesitate to stop, tell the people I am presenting to I had a heavy lunch and need to drop some Kids off at the pool. I use many different phrases to make it more fun for exampe, Take the Browns to the Super Bowl, Pinch and Loaf, you know what I mean.
Poop isn't my life but it is something in my life I don't hide like others. I talk about on the first date, in bed or over a cup of mocha, which always gets my bowls going. Well thats me and I am proud of who I am.

Sgt Joel P Guerra's picture

The Shameless Shitters Creed...

I am a Shameless Shitter
I am a Shitter and in the Book Of The Shameless. I serve
The People who are Shameless Shitter and Live the Shameless Values.
I will always place shitting first.
I will never accept criticism from the shameful.
I will never quit shitting shamelessly.
I will never leave a stall in shame.
I am disciplined physically and mentally tough, trained and proficient in my
Shameless Shitters tasks and drills, I will always maintain my toilet my shitpaper and myself.
I am proud of my Shits and I am never afraid to say a smell is mine.
I stand ready to deploy and destroy the enemies of The Shameless Shitters in poo flinging combat.
I am a Guardian of Freedom of Shit and the Shameless Shitters way of life.

I am a Shameless Shitter

Mule's picture

I am pinching a loaf as i type this from my laptop. "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

Kassy's picture

I pledge to take a poo whenever I have to...shamelessly..always and forever..in a nation full of shitters..

Cory's picture

I too, I cory will too join the Brown Revolution of Shameless Shitting!

Jaypoo's picture

I declare myself a shameless shitter. It was all because a used to be friend that taught me the ways and taught me the skills to visit the pool in public and keep my head up high

Thomas's picture

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a shameless shitter,
And I hope you are too!

The Hamburgler's picture

i will poo with strength anf comfidencce!!!
for its no less than true, ur a bastard if u think its wrong to let loose, the stool is my one sanctuary!!!

pipeduster's picture

Nothing wrong with it and you are correct. It is an inalienable right of all humanity and cat and doganity too. Only thing I have objections to is neighbors who let their pets shit in my yard. I don't have pets. Do I come and shit in their yard? I should have that right! This is American, by God. Half my neighborhood is on Prozac, though, so discretion is better part of valor!!!

pipeduster's picture

Take the Browns to the Superbowl. Now that is a new one and you have made my day. Hope yours is a great one!

pipeduster's picture

One more comment...reminded my of my favorite bit from the never-to-be-remembered comic Carrot Top. He checks out at the grocery store with cart full of groceries. Asks clerk "think I have enough toilet paper for these groceries?"
LIFE HAS TO HAVE SOME FUN IN IT!

Happy crappy day to you all.

Daily Constitutional's picture

I, too, swear an oath of allegience to the Four Rules. I poo where I like, when I like, and as loud and as stinky as I please. I swear this not only as a Shameless Shitter, but as a strong and liberated woman. Nevermore shall we be afraid of any earthy aromas, from twat or bung. Females everywhere need to rise up, grab a newspaper or magazine, and proudly declare that we're going to take a crap! It's all well and good for Cosmo to tell us to be fun and fearless in the bedroom, but(t) now is the time to have fun and be fearless in the bathroom as well. Excrement is NOT AN EMBARASSMENT! Shameless Shitting FOREVER!!!

petay peterson's picture

I pledge allegience to the shit of whichever toilet i may be dumping in, and to the people who walk in the room next, one group of people under bowel movements, may there be shameless shitting for all men and women of all countries

mike jiggy's picture

one time i was at work and i had to let loose the tropical storm of the century. the bathroom was full, except for one stall, which was soon taken by me. I let loose. And i said proudly "yeah that was me! Be proud of your brand!" Wave after wa

Kara Wilder's picture

I love pooping and I'm PROUD of it. To poop is to feel good. To feel good is to be alive. Viva la poop!

Bob Freedman's picture

SHAMELSSS SHITTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
You have nothing to lose but the chains of the toliet

Garrett Frierson's picture

shameless shitting forever!

Courtney-The-Satanist's picture

Hail Satan! Hail Big Fat Greasey Turds!

Robert's picture

I hereby declare myself to the home of Shameless Shitting.

loki's picture

Oh how I wish pooping came easier.. I think I have constipation genes. Of course that has always made me very proud of my poo (whenever I actually manage to unleash one). I am also proud to report that I have always been a Shameless Shitter and even a Shameless Promoter of all such functions. I have often called people into the bathroom to display a particularly artistic turd and by signing my name here, I hereby pledge to continue doing so - always.

chlochlo's picture

don't say shit. say poop or doody. don't say O my god. say say O my goodness.

Sean's picture

I do hereby pledge to forever be a shameless shitter
I also pledge to to spread the philosophy of the brown revolution to all those I can.

Bilgepump's picture
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I shit, therefore I am, LOUDLY!!!

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

kokamqueen's picture

I fully endorse the shameless shitter manifesto...When i have to go...i go at the nearest bathroom, although i prefer to use water to clean than toilet paper...so i always bring a bottle...which i only use for poo (never for drinking!)

Alex (what was meat loafer)'s picture

I will shit as loudly and as stinily as i please shit is brown and stinky for a reason...... it's just fun to talk about! Shit folk everywhere drop your pants and honor your ass.... gooodnight now!

The Pooping Poet's picture

there i sat,
alone and needy,
looking around,
at random graffitti,
"for a good time call Jo",
and some badly drawn tits,
so i now make a testament,
to my public shits,
if ever you you find yourself,
locked in a stall,
looking for intelligence,
up on the wall,
i will have been there,
to entertain one and all.

Anne Cromwell's picture

Im Happy to be a shameless shitter ..

Amy's picture

Being a former Girl Scout, I am used to making promises and swearing. So I swear and promise to be a good shitter and follow the Four Sacred Freedoms of Shameless Shitting. Amen. And God Bless Us Everyone.

Poop's picture

Poop agrees to be a shameless shitter.

Maria Krisch's picture

I love to poop. its a great feeling unloading all that shit. In Fact, i love it so much, that i want to spread my joy, and i spread that joy everytime i fill a public restroom with that wonderful smell.

Tyler Hopkins's picture

Taking a Shit is one of the greatest feelings ever and so relieving. I love to take shits

Pebbly Poo's picture

I have always been a Shameless Shitter. In fact, I was even a Sharing Shitter. I thought my poop stories were hysterical and would share them with anyone! Unfortunately, few if any appreciated the effort, and I reveled in the fecalarity alone.

Then I discovered Poop Report! Ahhh, blessed day of the bored-out-of-my-mind Google search for "poop stories." My people... at last I have found you! Shameless forever. Forever Shameless. Yes, Poopers Unite!

bigdoodyhead's picture

When I make a big doody,
I'm so proud.
I don't care
if I stink out loud.

BananaButt (the shape of my poop)'s picture

I am a Shameless Shitter. There are those who believe that I should be less shameless...but I love my poop. Especially right after it comes out and I feel better.

Poop freely! Eat much! Do it again!

Tom Mahoney's picture

I DO SHIT...

Marshall Gordon Haase's picture

I shit , therefore I am God. So is Tom , He looked at the weirdest poo I've ever had today and shed light on my pesonal bowel movements. Have you ever had your poo critiqued by a good friend?

Superbird's picture

I love to bake warm brown bread every day!!

Bec's picture

Shameless now since 1996! Since the first long, relentless series of noisy public plops I couldn't hold in that day back in primary school showed me how great it was; Through secondary school and now uni, in Malls, In bars, at parties, out walking, in the changing rooms, its no secret that my dumps are louder, stinkier and more substantial than most. Hell I positively draw attention to it. And if I'm in a queue and don't feel like holding on I just let it out. I am even a competetive pooper with one of my friends. But even more I like seeing other people being shameless, especially those whose poop is more mighty than mine! When my cousin is round the sustained ferocity of her shits always blows me away.

Floyd Walcott's picture

Here I am of fetid and feculent mind and rectum as well as body and I smell as though I am shitting even when I am not.My shitting is truly shameless and I get away with it because they cannot tell if I am sitting in the stall or shitting a brown boogeyman since I smell that way always.Failing to wipe usually adds to the pungent and fetid odor,simply feculent!

poopie doo's picture

A mans gotta do what a mans got do! and this man has gotta shit shamlessly.There i said it, i feel so much better now.Such a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.Bring me some fresh toilet paper and an assless wetsuit.

turd dick's picture

i am not ashamed to poop in a public facility. for its an act we all do. if youre ashamed of dropping a deuce, you must not have a asshole. for i could care less what people think about me and my poop and its stench.

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