The Book Of The Shameless

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The Shameless Shitting Manifesto outlines the four fundamental rights of every Shitter.
These rights are ordained by God -- no man may take them away.

The bathroom is a sanctuary, a place where people of all races truly understand the
underlying humanity of one another. This is a sacred place -- a place that must be
free of oppression, of persecution, of fear and of shame.

You may not always be Shameless. Sometimes, even the best of us are a bit Shameful. But, by inscribing your name to this roster, you are pledging to accept the doctrine
of Shameless Shitting, and, more, forever respect the restroom rights of others, with the expectations that all others will respect yours.

620 Comments on "The Book Of The Shameless"

Master Cocksman E.'s picture

i once was a discrete, ashamed, shitter. like so many others i have learned to embrace shitting with open arms. Pinching Loaves has become the foundation for improving my daly life. i now find pride and satisfaction when my friends and i blast back-to-back jacks.

Jessica SilverRaven's picture

This is great! I have to tell you that since being in the nut house, where you have no choice but to shit with people present, I am a liberated shitter.

Jessica SilverRaven's picture

After being in the hut house for a week, I can confidently say that I can shit anywhere!

turdinator's picture

The best part of shitting in public is that you get to share the echo of the farts as you let your choco-river flow. you just never know who else might get a giggle out of it.

Sarah's picture
l 100+ points

Last time I checked everyone shits right? I have no problem using a public restroom to poo. Thats why restrooms were invented so we could use them with out shame! After all its completly natural

PoopGirl's picture

I've always been Shamless, and now I'll fight the brown fight and help others be Shamless like me.

Shit- The Great Equalizer.

Nick's picture

I've never had a problem shitting, in public or private and indeed take great pleasure and pride in each and everyone of my children.

I speak freely about my shitting events in public. I've written stories and poems about the more exciting experiences I've had on the shitter and even went as far once to catalog my shits with a digital camera (Webpage coming soon).

I keep a healthy amount of periodicals at my desk at work, in my car and on the shitter at home; always be prepared. I walk with pride into the shitter with a magazine under my arm and a grin on my face.

Any dirty looks I get I scowl back, "Screw you! I'm gonna shit!" Almost always a pleasurable experience. I love my prostate.

Sophie's picture

TO shit, or not to shit........... THAT SHOULD NEVER BE A QUESTION

Fat Dave's picture

I have been highly persucted for many fecal related matters. Ask anyone that knows me, and they will recall a "story or 2" about a few disastrous fecal related incidents. Most of my companions share a laugh and move on, some however, are in serious violation of the Shameless Shitting Mainfesto. I will spread the word, I will no longer be ashamed of this natural function, I will no longer stop my "activity" just because the stall next to me at work is full and it is extraordinarily quiet in the bathroom. No longer! So says Fat Dave.

Jacob's picture

I shall shit u not:When I shit,I shit for all I'm worth.Shameless shitting is what gets me out of bed every day. Thank u shameless shitting!

Brown McRuns's picture

I pledge alligance to this shitter for which it stands!!

slim jim junkie's picture

I don't care if I blast loud farts of splash like an ass-teroid hit water in a public crapper. and while I don't brag about the stench I leave behind, I am not ashamed of it.

Brownshingle's picture

The washroom at my work always has something new everyday. There's some character there (much like that weirdo Brian that writes here sometimes) that's been writing all these strange things on the wall. One day he wrote "I like to eat poop" and some weird little poem along with it. Now in all truth I not only found this funny, I saw the opportunity for humour to be added. I left my big, smellier than usual on that day mess, right there in the bowl. TP and all. Took my own pen out of my pocket and wrote directly above the toilet tank "Here you can eat mine", accompanied by the downward pointing arrow.

Now for a little food for thought (haha), I think that the more shameful the person is about shitting and/or joking about it, the more the odds are they are the ones who initially write the first comments on the

walls in washrooms, smear poopy tp all over the place, etc. All the way weird stuff. Those ones that come here and go all overboard with weird stories (again, ie Brian) probably constipate themselves silly by being way too shameful. The rest of us probably just find the jokes funny and as a result not only have funny stories, but healthy GI tracts. Woe to the shamefuls!

Hair E. Butt's picture

From a former Shameful Shatter

Tear down the walls of stalls.

If Everyone was bare assed then nobody would be embarrassed.

PoopyPants's picture

If you do control-f and type in FBI, look what shows up

Jacob's picture

"my diagnosis, is clogged colon," said the doctor.

"How can we help it?" asked the patient.

"Shamelles shiting is the only cure!" said a nurse with a wink.

Shamelles shittin is possibly healthy so cleanse ur colon witha nice, long, shamelles shitting expierience. It may have saved the patient's life and your's too.

Based on a true storry in shitsville,Michigan

***GO BUCKS***

poopstar's picture

I, poopstar, promise with all of my heart to forever be a shameless shitter. I won't ever be embarrassed again if I shit at achool.

jen da lil shyt's picture

-Webster's Dictionary defines "poop" as to defecate. Webster's Dictionary defines defecate as to discharge wast from the body through the anus. I say we all just leave everyone alone so we can defecate in privacy!!! Go shameless shitters!!!

-jen the defecate-

poop lil poops's picture

I poop lil poops say that everyone should not be scared to drop a deuce no matter the size or location, you should be proud of your poop for it is what makes us comfortable after we are done no matter how bad we fell...

HAVE PRIDE IN THE RIDE..

Slab-O-Poo-Poo's picture

I have a tendency to produce very flat, slab like pieces of poo. I also have the tendency to not flush. Some people call my slab like poo disgusting and offensive. Personally I think it is quite normal. After becoming enlightened by your doctrine I no longer fear using public crappers and showcasing my quite unique poo.

Thanks, you shameless s***ers

the great poopini's picture

I, The Great Poopini, do solemnly swear on the Shameless Shitting Manifesto to uphold the rights of Shameless Shitters, the privileges of the Fecally Blessed, and the Burned Sienna Justice of this cruel and apathetic world.

I, The Great Poopini, do solemnly swear to never hold back the plops in a bathroom at anytime, anywhere, in any bathroom, on any toilet. To never squeeze my butt cheeks together to curb the flow of gas, or sit up straight to block the procession of eager turds.

I, The Great Poopini, do solemnly swear to defecate generously, for all to hear, for all to enjoy, and if need be, all to see. To wipe profusely, to clean the throne for the next King, and to contain my brown beautification in the Bowl of Splat.

I, The Great Poopini, do solemnly swear to offer a sacrificial poop to the Great God of the Pot three times a day, in deference to his mighty holiness and immense will. To offer yellow holy water often, and an occasional regurgitation, and to have my loyal servants present at each public offering.

I, The Great Poopini, do solemnly swear to gild, frame, or mount any poop deserving of such an honor, with consideration for its color, texture, size, smell, and shape.

This do I, The Greatest of the Great Poopinis, swear.

Kung Poo's picture
l 100+ points

ask not what the toilet can do for you but what you can do for your toilet as a shameless shitter.

Reliq's picture

To shit, or not to shit, you shouldnt even have to ask that question.

Ishat Shahm Lezlai's picture

" .... and the second is like unto it; Shit shamelessly in the presence of thy neighbor, as thou would have your neighbor shit shamelessly in your presense."

Pat's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

when thingslook bad..i find that the solutin can be found while "Making the heap in the corner"

No Talent Ass Clown's picture

I love my poop, we are one. Gots to keep it real--oooh, explosion, terror.. i explode, and my nine is easy to load, I gotta thank God cause he gave me these jams to rock hard

runnyshit's picture

i never used to get the runs and now that i got it in the ass by a guy i really get them all the time and when i have to go i have to go even when iam outside and there are no bathrooms around i pull my pants down and it runs out....i never used to be this open but now that i read some of theses articles iam not scurred and that is all i have to say.

Bman's picture

I poop therefore I am. There is no shame in poop or pooping. In pooping, we come our closest to the act of creation, merging with the cycles of life and entropy. The turtle's beak shall inherit the Earth. Praise chilli.

Carlos's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I, Carlos, do solemnly affirm my allegiance to Shameless Shitting and all it encompasses. I will firmly adhere to the principles outlined in the Manifesto and do my best to combat Turd Terrorism. Shameless now, Shameless forever!

Mrs Shameless Shitter's picture

Beloved Comrades, thank God I have found you and this website! At home I am loud and proud, but at work, alas, I am the boss. For two years, I have held back in shame between the hours of 8:30am-5pm PST. Having found this site, I give you my solemn pledge: forever more, during normal business hours, I will proudly trot to the bathroom --- fling open wide the door --- and shit to my heart's content! So what if a client is present? So what if a colleague hears me? So what if a Board member catches a whiff? Fuck 'em all! I will wipe my ass with my law degree in a show of solidarity to this noble cause. Viva la revolution!

Linkin Logg's picture

Here I sit so broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted, Later on I took a chance tried to fart but shit my pants...

If this has ever happend to you then you are not a shameless shitter, you are afraid of destiny and what it has for you and public bathrooms, so go on and shit your brains out and make sure that everyone in the same restroom as you can smell what you had for dinner the night before, SHIT ON BRETHEREN!

Shameless Shizah's picture

I shall forever be a Shameless Shitter in the eyes of god!

sickly's picture

My mom always told me, "Don't be ashamed to poop in a public restroom. If anyone is offended by the sounds or the smells, they must be very misinformed about what a restroom is for." So I was raised to be shameless.

Slim Jim Junkie's picture

Recently, I started school again. I have taken shameless shits 2x a day, and the other guys there are equally shameless. That old bathroom could become a Mecca for shameless shitters.

George W. Bush's picture

I find certain truths to be self ivident, that all shall unite under this doctrine of peace. That all nations shall be free from oppression and that all public utilities shall be properly maintained and cusioned for the comfort of our fellow man. This Manifesto made me realize the flaws in my Middle East Peace Plan. I now shall unite the world under its very truth and very good writting.

President of the United States,

George W. Bush

Sir Oliver The Somewhat Deranged's picture

I'm a big man, and I take big shits. I'm not talking big like Conan the Barbarian; I'm talking batten-the-hatches, hide-your-children, little-asian-men-with-cameras-screaming-"Goshira," shits so big and foul-smelling that they would shame the devil himself. I do this proudly, in public. My goal is to get on the FBI most wanted list, by unleashing a cloud of noxious fumes from my enormous pucker so insidious that it kills on contact, thus proving that you don't need a lab to brew up biological weapons, and you don't need a cause to be considered an international terrorist and abhorration of nature. I wear the banner of "Shameless Shitter" proudly.

shitfer-brains's picture

I will, from this day forward, no longer be afraid to let my shits be known.

Matt Bruce's picture

I am shameless, SHAMELESS I SAY, in the art of making poo before my fellow brethren. It is my right to enjoy a good dump whenever I feel like it, regardless of any obligation to friend or family!

jacob's picture

Its jacob again with another story of how shameless shitting saved another life.

In shitsville Mishigan a young running back by the name of Roger. Roger dreemed of scoring a touchdown but it never came true. Then one day he asked his doctor about shameless shitting. now every time he takes a shit he is not a loser because he yells SHIT DOWN! AND THAT MAKES HIM FEEL LIKE A WINNER So ask ur doctor about Viagra and shameless shitting and see if its right for u Shameless shitting changed Roger's and my life HOW ABOUT URS? ****GO BUCKS****

Marnie's picture

Thank goodness! Now I never again have to hide the newspaper under my shirt at work or blame my poor residents at at the nursing home for my little aromatic indiscretions! AT LAST I AM FREE!!!!!

Who Flung Poo?'s picture

Being a Shameful Shitter has made me who I am today. Hi, I'm Danny Cooksey, the red headed kid from Diff'rent Strokes...

CHRIST(opher) SON OF GO(r)D's picture

I have known shameful shitters, and I was wondering if there is any kind of support group like AA, or perhaps some instructions on how to coach or help someone become a shameless shitter? I have been walked in on when the lock was broken, I don't care. I have had little faces pear under the wall. I have frequently gone in the woods on walks and hikes. Although I did not like it when the garbage can was thrown over the top of the stall and hit me, I will shit on!

I think public stalls should have plungers. Maybe in a glass case beside the fire extinguisher.

I belive the quote goes like this:

"We shall shit as free men, or die by suiside."

I am a fecal factory. I will shit as always, without shame.

Poomang

Shamful shitter no more's picture

On my honor I will do my best to do my dooky. for god and my country Where ever I please. I will honor the code of the shamless shitter.

AMEN

plop guy's picture

I love being heard on the toilet dropping a big firm turd with some grunting as I drop it and it plops loudly in the toilet, but I hate it when someone flushes a toilet or coughs at that precise moment!

As a shameles shitter, I demand the right to be heard shitting!

Aleo Bastin's picture

This site will become mandatory reading for all who are interested in converting to the Next to the Last Church of Laxative Science of which I am the Papal Bullshitter. All Hail the great and grandiose Shamless Shitter and Poopreport! Without the two of us there can be no movement; we are the Way and we are the Light!

Constipated girl's picture

I used to be embarrassed when I had to poop. At one point in my life, I would poop on a towel in my bedroom b/c I didnt want to go in the bathroom, scared that other people might hear it. Now, I will go wherever whenever, and drop a good load.

brown eyed guy's picture

my friend down in tucson hated me shitting in her bathroom.said the smell after one shits would be just like breathing in shit!i became a shameful shitter in her home.never again!next time,i will declare my intention to proudly shit on the the seat meant for....shitting,and as for her neurosis,the hell with it.i will become a more shameless sitter.

karolyn's picture

A fart is just a turd honking for the right-away, step aside all you ashamed shitters, and let the shameless blast on thru......

POOPSI DAISY's picture

I AM AMONG YOU SHAMELESS. SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT PROUD "I LOVE SHITTING"

Ostwind's picture

I'm a proud shitmaker and I show no fear to prove it.

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