The Book Of The Shameless

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The Shameless Shitting Manifesto outlines the four fundamental rights of every Shitter.
These rights are ordained by God -- no man may take them away.

The bathroom is a sanctuary, a place where people of all races truly understand the
underlying humanity of one another. This is a sacred place -- a place that must be
free of oppression, of persecution, of fear and of shame.

You may not always be Shameless. Sometimes, even the best of us are a bit Shameful. But, by inscribing your name to this roster, you are pledging to accept the doctrine
of Shameless Shitting, and, more, forever respect the restroom rights of others, with the expectations that all others will respect yours.

620 Comments on "The Book Of The Shameless"

Peace2010's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Yes I agree to this article

Shane

the pigeon's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I, The Pigeon, am proud to be Shameless. Enough said.


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Some days you're the pigeon; some days you're the statue.

Some days you're the pigeon; some days you're the statue.

Pooperlater's picture

I too used to be a shameful shitter. I think it was mainly, as most people, from my family making fun of me whenever I clogged the toilet. They'd call me the Hoover Dam, and yes its funny now, but as a kid I couldn't handle the judgement.

Now I am proud to be shameless, and be able to shit no matter if the toilet clogs or not!

Mortgage Leads's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I am really interested about this threads. I want to know more.^_^ By the way, I am new here in this forum.

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best regards,
Mortgage Leads

best regards,
Mortgage Leads

Bingobastard's picture

Signed with a big ole swirly cue! ;)

Seriously, I think this manifesto should be posted in all public restrooms.

Anonymous's picture

I have an unending fear of public restrooms. To my unfortunate horror I've seen some really disgusting things lurking in public toilets. I just can never bring myself to use them. I don't consider myself a huge germ-o-phobe, but the idea of sitting on something that intimate without knowing who was on it before me.... makes me feel sick.

Though In other situations where I know there is a clean bathroom. I should at least be kind to my bowels and let nature take its course.

So with that. I pledge to use the restroom whenever there is a reasonable toilet nearby. I wish I was a lady. They are lucky to carry a purse around. I'd have a small kit for sanitizing everything before I go.

Anonymous's picture

This is my most up-to-date definition of the term I have developed referred to as

Whemying

Definition: Upon experiencing the need “to take a poop,” whemying involves one or more “sessions” (each session lasting for several seconds) of consciously attempting to hold in, to postpone the release of, fecal matter (poop lodged in the anus) by an intentional tightening of the muscles which surround the anus, the express purpose of which is to create (more or less to produce) “a wave” of positive feelings (psycho/physical sensations) in, and perhaps around, the anal area, the occurrence of which seems to reinforce (increase) the likelihood of wanting to whemy once again in the future.

Doug Soderstrom, Ph.D.
Psychologist
dougsoderstrom@sbcglobal.net

Poop John the First's picture
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IIt is only fitting that this be my first post and my first pledge ! We must never forget that everybody's poop smells and looks the same. Mankind could solve a lot of shit by keeping this one thought in mind!

Spreading the turd one poop at a time.

flushmypoo's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

FBI, how is this site a possible threat to anybody it is just talking about things people do everyday !!!!!!!!!

flushmypoo's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

i am scared to death of public restrooms it just seems so gross to sit on something that hudreds of people have sat on before me it just seems nasty.

Anonymous's picture

I completely agree with your comments, As a guy it's much more difficult to find a place to poo. Easy if you need a pee but there are never enough cubicles and often there is no toilet roll. I would love to be able to just poo anywhere rather than hold it in for hours on end. It's got to be easier to be a woman.

dave P

Anonymous's picture

How come such a powerfully liberating thread pooped out almost ten years ago? Surely our movement is not finished!

fernando's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I am in the process of becoming a shameless shitter. A few days ago at my office I entered the men's room and my boss was washing his hands at the sinks. I proceeded to enter a stall. He probably thought I was going for a leak and made small talk. I answered casually and took a stall. He stopped talking to me and left. I felt proud since he's my boss and I had the courage to say to him in a subtle way "I'm gonna take a dump". Things have been as usual since then. However, I feel we bonded in some way. The next day he was cool and more relaxed with me.

Anonymous's picture

That's a tough one, first of all you want your daughter liked by all the kids but you also don't want her to be walked on and picked on. She needs to be able to speak up and talk to teachers and also protect herself if there is no-one near to help her out. It would be good to talk to the school about the on going problems. That would be the best place to start.

Anonymous's picture

The link for the manifesto is no longer working, somebody please repair it.

The Fecal Falcon's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I am a shameless SQUATTER! I've been perching successfully on normal toilets for a few months, which is to say I've been free of that old brain-aneurism feeling that ALWAYS resulted from straining big turds -I eat a lot of oats- through a half-closed rectum (thanks Dave's book for illumination on this, it was a real and frightening problem for me for twenty years). Also free of the "ehhmmuhhhohhheew I don't think I'm done" dirty pressure you all surely know, which for me is the inevitable result of sitting-shitting.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Oats are the key to anal health. I recently moved and as a concession to good health started eating oatmeal for breakfast on a daily basis. My turds are things of beauty now and should be on display in an art museum somewhere.

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

danholio's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Count me in boys and girls! Do I get a certificate for participation?

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