Becoming a Shameless Shitter
Editor's note: Doniker's fear of public pooping has been well documented.
Thanks to advice given on PoopReport, I have passed the first step in
getting over my fear of pooping in the public restroom at work.
Two days ago while at work, around 3:00 PM, I was sitting at my desk, holding in a
bomb like usual, waiting for the end of the day so I could go home and release
it. Well, I had a meeting to attend with my bosses at 4:00, and there was no way I
was going to make it.
I think the fear of shitting my pants in the meeting was
greater than any eye contact in the bathroom. So I decided I would get rid of the
load before the meeting started.
I walked into the restroom and by the grace of God it was empty! I headed for the
good ol' handicapped stall and it was clean -- a rare occurance this late in the
day. God was on my side.
Just then, one second before I was locked inside my
cubicle of relief, in walks a co-worker. In the course of a moment two thoughts ran
through my mind: turn and leave the restroom, or walk in the stall.
Well, I said to him, "Hey man. what's up?" and entered the stall!
Once inside I felt so proud! I will admit I sat in silence, holding in my gas
and dung until he finished taking his piss, washing his hands and then finally
exited (which seemed like a lifetime) but I still took care of business.
I have seen this co-worker several times since that day and everything is
fine. He doesn't care that I shit.
I think I may be on the road to recovery. Who knows, a year from now I might be blowing farts in an office meeting!! Thank you, PoopReport!!!
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