Waiting In Line

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m 1+ points - Newb
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There's something warm

Sliding down my leg.

I'm scared of what it might be.

This line for the bathroom

Is so damn long.

The toilet I still can't see.

I did remember

To wear my socks.

The poop just slips right in.

Guess I'll just stand here

And let it go.

Sometimes you must give in.

As I turn to leave

And walk away,

I hear a squishy sound.

The smell is following

Not far behind me.

I guess I'm homeward bound.

14 Comments on "Waiting In Line"

Deja Poo's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Who is this creep
standing here by me?
He's got some funky air.

I know I should
but I just can't say,
"Dude, the men's room's O'ER there."

(Great Pooem, Morg!)

_______
Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

daphne's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardSite AdminComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatore 6000+ points

And nice addendum, Deja!

Mikeee sent a few more pooems, and they're in the queue. Welcome to PoopReport, Mike, and I hope you stick around.


_______
.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Oregon Boy's picture

I'll continue that pooem:

The creep turned round
And smiled and said,
"Harry Michael is my name."

"I have a felony record,
So I'm easy to track,
and I'm really freaking lame."

pnuttycorn's picture
k 500+ points

Wow A real poem. Poem's don't to have rhyme. Those are limericks. which are totally appropriate, but this is a real poem. Nice job!!!

pnuttycorn's picture
k 500+ points

OK it does rhyme. I'm fuckin drunk ok? I'm back to work after almost a year, and my ass got kicked! I'm so sore!!!

Pantload's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

At least someone got a job outa that so-called "stimulus" disaster! Talk about poop!

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

mikeeemorgan's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

thanks daphne and all who have read my crap. i'll stick around.

please visit my writings at http://allpoetry.com/mikeeemorgan

Thunderbox's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Good poem, mike - keep up the good work.

The voice of sanity

sittingpretty's picture
Comment Quality Moderatori 2000+ points

That's a very good pooem Mikeee. I look forward to reading more of them. Happy pooping!
_______
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

IThinkISmellPoop's picture

Yeah Mike Thats An Awsome Pooem Just Keep On Craping

Pooty Poo's picture

Poop on the ground
Poop on the ground
Lookin' like a fool
with your poop on the ground

mikeeemorgan's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

"waiting in line" is ok. i have a pants-crapping truckload of new poems "in queu". seems the thing is stopped up again. 'cause they are not getting to where they belong. keep your eyes opened for them - i want points! thanks to all for reading my crap.

please visit my writings at http://allpoetry.com/mikeeemorgan

prarie doggin's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Quality Moderatorg 4000+ points

Chief! I told you to stop tossing those peanut shells in the queue. It's all stopped up again. Great pooem Mikee. Just don't become a point whore here like some PR's I won't mention.

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

Lofty words for a having defeat in your socks as well as your feet.

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