Quote The Craven -- Nevermore
Once upon a toilet chilly,
Trying to crap, not play with willie,
There came a hideous frightening urge,
A scary monstrous need to purge.
I bowed my spine and bore down strong,
A dreadful turd a mile long
From my butthole did protrude
With guttural moan, both piteous and rude.
My sphincter now most raw and sore,
When will this hateful deed be o'er....
I now fear - 'tis nevermore.
Ten yards of paper scare suffice
To cleanse my ruined bung up nice.
It hurts so much I need some ice.
When will my shitting spree be done?
Especially now it's getting fun -
Again I swear - Nevermore!
So clogging every toilet here
And charging frat boys hearts with fear
Could only be better with some beer!
I will not stop - I am no quitter,
I am Crap - The Ripper/Shitter!
My reign of doody I'll not cease,
When oh when shall there be peace?
I will tell you - Nevermore!