The Number Two Key

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Truck stop under Poopman Bridge, Vancouver, B.C.

I grabbed one of the bathroom keys only to discover

That it was the number two key.

As I entered the birthing room I saw King Poo

He had a 3" girth

I could see that he had been

Struggling for some time

to get out of the bowl.

I took a picture without asking,

not the first thing

I usually do

in an emergency.

"I came to go two,"

I said to King Poo.

He was too exhausted to respond.

I went to the clerk and showed the picture of distress

And asked if the room could be put out of service

In respect of King Poo's privacy.

I have sent the picture of king poo to friends and
Admirers of great accomplishment.

6 Comments on "The Number Two Key"

Poothagoras's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Interesting verse and quite visceral. I can't help but wonder, though...

Don't you feel guilty for leaving him there and denying him the opportunity to roam free amongst the creatures of the world?
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Every poop is not to be told to every body.

Every poop is not to be told to every body.

Deja Poo's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Do you make it regular practice to take pictures of turds in toilets and send them to your friends, or was this a special occasion?
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

Notify PETA of this violation. PETA = People for Ethical Turd Advisemnt,

Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Maybe they used photoshop to place a little santa riding on the turd and attached some reindeer to it and made it their holiday card photo. If they did they stole my idea!
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Deja Poo's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

That's a novel idea, MMC. I was just going to wrap mine in tinfoil and serve them as Kisses at the company Xmas party.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

MSG's picture
Comment Quality Moderatori 2000+ points

So, King Poo, Your Majesty discovered the turd already in the pot. What did you do with your own royal excrement waiting for presentation? Surely, if you took a picture of a stranger's burnt offering, you owe your own inner beast the same courtesy. Your story-poem is incomplete.

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