Man Of Constipation

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An excellent spoof of The Soggy Bottom Boys' hit songEditor's note: Play the video while you read the wonderfully twisted lyrics sent to us by Fred G M. The video is from the movie O Brother, Where art Thou?

I am a man of constipation;

I've seen trouble in my guts.

I left my last turd in ol' Kentucky,

The place where I ate seeds and nuts

The place where he ate seeds and nuts!

It's been six long years since I was reg'lar;

No leisure here on earth I find.

For on this bowl I'm bound to struggle;

I have no fiber to help me now.

He has no fiber to help him now!

It's fare thee well, my lower colon;

I feel it straining in my soul.

For I'm bound to ride that porcelain railroad;

Perhaps I'll die upon this bowl.

Perhaps he'll die upon that bowl!

One day I was bound out to th' outhouse,

But lawmen shackled me away.

They put me on a bus bound to Wisconsin,

And it's been packed down to this day.

Yes, it's compacted to this day!

You can empty me with some deep enema,

For many liters I may spray.

Then you may learn to glove another

While I am leaking in my grave.

While he is leaking in his grave!

Maybe your friends think I'm just a danger,

My farts you'll never will smell no more

But there is one final download that is comin;

'I'll meet you on God's golden throne.

He'll meet you on God's golden throne!

6 Comments on "Man Of Constipation"

ChrisM's picture
l 100+ points

Now whenever I see a George Clooney film, I'll think of having to take a wicked hard dump. Thank you.

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ChiefThunderbutt's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatorf 5000+ points

Eat more possum Fred, the grease is a great laxative.


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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

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coachb12's picture

Great Ceasar's Ghost,Chief I thought you were going to suggest another food that began with P.Meow!

Anonymous Coward's picture

Oh brother where fart thou

the thin brown line's picture
j 1000+ points


I heard Satan's bed is much more desirable._____
Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

Anonymous's picture

You had me at God's golden throne.
Groovy work!

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