Fido Feculence

m 1+ points - Newb

A descent into the horrors of air freshener.One step into my chambers,

Accosted with an odor.

Inhalation's strained;

To breathe in shallowly is

The only defense!

Anger billows, rises up

Because I know who's been here...

Armed with carpet spray,

Rustling bag, old garment and

Hand sanitizer.

Hyperventilation aids

In escaping disgorgement.

Head darts madly 'round

Seeking out a scent that is

Everywhere, nowhere...

I crouch like a predator.

Prey, though inert, evades me.

Painful irony:

On all fours, nose to the ground

Hunting down a scent.

This smell, insidious, has

Grown ambient; the trail's lost...

Ten minutes outside—

Olfactorily refreshed.

The search continues.

8 Comments on "Fido Feculence"

daphne's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardSite AdminComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatore 6000+ points

Well, I thought this was an interesting pooem, if no one else did.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

the thin brown line's picture
j 1000+ points

I concure Daphne!!!! Fine pooetry...

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

MSG's picture
Comment Quality Moderatori 2000+ points

I agree; nice free verse--free without being abstract. Good specifics. I trust a future installment will include the resolution (along the lines of "Eureka! the mess appears . . ." only better).

edgar allen poo's picture

Nevermore nevermore

Thunderbox's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Nice one Feekspeare - let`s have some more!

The voice of sanity

The Fecal Falcon's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Feekspeare? I submitted this poem. :C

IBS NO MORE's picture
k 500+ points

This happens to us about once every month or two. With 4 dogs, shit happens... and then it has to be found and cleaned up.

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

daphne's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardSite AdminComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatore 6000+ points

I will change the author. For the future, you have to remember that if you don't tell me who you are when you submit something, then I can't give you credit.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

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