A Friendly Reminder

l 100+ pointsm 1+ points - Newb

If it is poop you have to go.

So your pants you won’t blow.

Just run out of the class,

And relieve your ass.

Once you’re on the pot,

Go ahead and squat.

Or you can enjoy the cold seat;

It takes just seconds to heat.

If someone stumbles in,

Just lift up your chin.

Take pride in what you made,

The magnificent log you laid.

If there arises a stink,

Run away and don’t think.

But before evading doom,

Flush twice: It’s a long way to the lunch room.

2 Comments on "A Friendly Reminder"

Deja Poo's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

While it seems to be a passing fad
(and once it's gone, I'll be glad)
good hygiene still demands
that you wash your gawddamn hands.
Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

the thin brown line's picture
j 1000+ points

it's always fun to take a thoughtful dump in the administer building..._____
Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

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