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Friday Girl, Saturday Morning
Submitted by sinkthefloater
November 6, 2006, 67 Comments

I have a story I want to submit. I only ask that you do not publish my email address or my name, as sharing this story could potentially get me fired. I am changing some critical details of the story so as to protect the innocent, but still -- please leave my name out of it so as to protect me from...

Retail Outlet
Submitted by GottaGoGirl
September 8, 2006, 43 Comments

*Sighs* I work retail. Wish I didn't. But I do. Earlier tonight, at 9:45 PM, one of the girls came out of the women's restroom and asked me, "Have you SEEN the bathroom?!?" Never a harbinger of happiness, that line is. I closed my eyes briefly before asking, "Why?" "Oooh. In the handicapped stall...

In The Barnes & Noble Bathroom
Submitted by jamesinger
July 19, 2006, 130 Comments

In the tradition of nothing is as good as it sounds, I would have to say the most disgusting bathroom of all my jobs was at Barnes and Noble. This was especially problematic because I had to take a job there after the old 9-11 incident. I graduated college right after the event, and people who...

My White Castle Embargo
Submitted by Beer Shits
July 18, 2006, 75 Comments

About four years ago I was out late on a Thursday evening and got drunk as hell. Just like everyone else, I tend to get hungry for very bad food when I am drunk. White Castle was one of two places I typically went for a late night snack. So I picked up a sack of sliders and headed home. The next...

Binge, Purge, Evacuate
Submitted by Duke E. Mann
June 30, 2006, 47 Comments

This is my third submission to Poop Report. I feel a bit remiss in not contributing more often, as I have a plethora of suitable anecdotes to share, but I have been busy lately. Nevertheless, for some reason I felt that this story needed to be told. While earlier tales were historical, each...

"Middle-Aged Man, Unknown"
Submitted by The Random Rectum
June 19, 2006, 53 Comments

I am a volunteer EMT with my local ambulance corps. As a result, I have seen every type of bodily fluid and matter that we humans produce. Vomit, urine, snot, feces, saliva, blood, semen, cerebral spinal fluid -- you name it, I've dealt with it. For the most part, these excretions do not bother me...

The Violation Of Room 104
Submitted by MotelShit
June 12, 2006, 103 Comments

As you may or may not remember, I work in a small hotel in southern Minnesota. It's your basic Country Inn & Suites knockoff -- an above-average thirty-seven room joint. I normally work the three-to-eleven shifts during the boring weekdays. However, last weekend I pulled a Saturday three-to-...

What Happened In Vegas
Submitted by PINWORM
May 19, 2006, 23 Comments

My job requires that I go to Las Vegas at least once a month. Many people are jealous when I tell them this. Personally, I am not a big fan of the place. Let me apologize in advance to any PoopReporters who reside there or visit there and love it. I find Las Vegas to be inauthentic, insincere, and...

Plumber's Nightmare
Submitted by Tim Fitz
May 17, 2006, 45 Comments

I have worked as a plumber for several years, and during that time I have certainly seen my share of poop in hundreds of plugged toilets, pipes, and sewer lines. A friend of mine called me and told me his friend's toilet was plugged. Could I stop by and unclog it? "No problem," I said, and...

Pooped On and Pissed Off
Submitted by Pill Pooper
May 4, 2006, 49 Comments

As I sit here, gently spooning my Italian ice, the events of the day are still bewildering my now-vapid mind. Never in my life has such a confluence of events been witnessed -- events so repulsive, they will forever change this PoopReporter's outlook on life. Now, let's get the politics out of...

Of Mounds And Men
Submitted by Pill Pooper
April 17, 2006, 44 Comments

My work had been steadily increasing as the days went on. Nine-hour days were now eleven-hour days. They were making us travel farther and farther to our jobs as well. Life was anything but fine. Well, we were getting paid and the money was damn good; so that part, I guess, was okay. But the...

"Take Care Of It."
Submitted by doniker
April 4, 2006, 44 Comments

In my last story, I told of the employees at my new job and their shitty pranks. I don't know if it was intentional or not, but today's prank was on me. The position I hold is Assistant Facilities Manager. Every day the job is different -- one day I may be in front of my computer all day doing...

The Gift Of Loaf
Submitted by Bettie S
March 27, 2006, 41 Comments

I get gypped every year like Kate Moss' baby trying to find a nipple that works. My birthday happens to fall on December 26. So I really lose. I don't get the satisfaction of being a Christmas baby (and all the resulting attention) -- instead, my big day happens to fall on the day when most...

My Shame, My Office, And The Bright Gree
Submitted by doniker
March 17, 2006, 38 Comments

It has now been seven months since I started my new job at a small company with ninety employees. When it comes to shitting, it's a world of difference compared to my previous position, in which I worked for a large corporation. At that office, shitting was a shameful, unspoken act; but here at my...

A Waste Of Chicago
Submitted by Shithead
March 9, 2006, 38 Comments

The humid summer air surrounded my sun-parched face as I walked around the 2005 Taste of Chicago. For those who haven't had a chance to attend, The Taste, as it's known, is a week long festival of food, beer, and fun in downtown Chicago the week before the 4th of July. I was visiting the Windy City...

The Mishap
Submitted by Pill Pooper
March 8, 2006, 77 Comments

There are some days when you wake up and just know something big is going to happen. Something so monumental that you'll have to write about it on a website devoted to shit fodder. Today was one of those days. I awoke to the sound of Bono singing about bloody Sundays on my ancient clock radio,...

Mr. Big Stench
February 6, 2006, 64 Comments

I work at a college. I have, on occasion, had the need to use the stall in the men's room for number two, even though I try to do it BEFORE I get to work each day, reserving my visits primarily for number one. The reason why I need to limit my visitations to the communal throne room: Mr. Big Stench...

Flying With Armadillo Boy
Submitted by Polly Pollie
February 2, 2006, 38 Comments

For over a decade I was a flight attendant on a major carrier. Based out of Florida, I started doing domestic flights and then did a three-year gig on international links. The international flights were much easier because people generally have the goal of falling asleep on a long flight -- so...

Time For A Change
Submitted by poopmonster
January 26, 2006, 85 Comments

While many of you may have some very memorable poop stories, I had a poop experience that directly affected the entire course of my life and my choice of professions. In 1998 I had decided to pursue a career in nursing. But before I invested too much time and money in nursing school, my aunt, who...

Commode of Errors
Submitted by The Dumpster
January 17, 2006, 39 Comments

A recent story reminded me of an experience I had at Russell Hall while a student at the University of Georgia back in the '70's. I was employed part time as a front desk assistant. It was the Sunday night after a big Georgia win on Saturday. Russell is ten stories high and has a garbage chute that...

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