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The Bagger Who Had Enough
Submitted by the pooping scholar
July 6, 2009, 40 Comments

I work at a local grocery store in a suburban area. You would think that it would be pretty quiet and uninteresting, but you'd be wrong. Because sometimes eventful... shit takes place. For the first three years of my career at this grocery store, I was a bagger. In this store, baggers are also...

The Stall That Dumped Back
Submitted by Breath of Ass
June 30, 2009, 17 Comments

Several years back, I worked for a large computer company that shall remain nameless. A year after I moved to my current city, the company moved from some old leased office space to a brand new high rise, one that it would abandon a few years later in one of many dumb moves that were to come for...

I Just Had To Pee
Submitted by thenewcoven08
June 18, 2009, 41 Comments

I was the manager of a Circle K Convenience Store in Nashville, Tennessee, at the time of this incident. It was Powerball night, Wednesday night, and the Powerball was up to over $200,000,000.00. And, of course, I was working by myself. I had already worked first shift, and was halfway through...

Memorable Dumps Of My Office Past
Submitted by spattacus
June 12, 2009, 11 Comments

This is not a story about one poop, or one of my poops, but about a series of events that occurred during the fifteen years I spent at a parts depot during my thirty-year sentence-- err, career. The place was built in the '60s on the Thames floodplain, so it was therefore at or around sea level....

Knothead And The Locked Door
Submitted by plop cop
June 3, 2009, 24 Comments

After I retired from the Navy, I had to find a "real" job. I ended up working at a great place with a group of folks that included many veterans and more than a couple of military retirees. My kind of people. The business is divided into the sales office and folks that back up what the salesmen...

Pushing For Change
Submitted by Triggur
June 1, 2009, 31 Comments

One of these signs showed up over each of the two toilets in the men's room at the office I work at. These are shared central bathrooms for all the companies on each floor.

Stinking Out Smiths
Submitted by El Scumbag
May 19, 2009, 37 Comments

It was once the highlight of my dull working day to stand in WH Smiths (for the benefit of Americans, this is a British chain of newsagents bookshops and stationers) for half an hour or so and read the magazines. I’d amuse myself by waiting until I had a clear space between another magazine...

Tim Cries Wolf
Submitted by TootsiePop
April 22, 2009, 33 Comments

During the past year I worked at a company that provides direct care services for 'developmental disabled' which means, basically, I worked with crazy retarded people. I spent the majority of my time at The Company working with behaviorally disabled. It consisted of mostly dealing with their...

Feek And Destroy
Submitted by Gasputin
April 16, 2009, 39 Comments

A few days ago, I took my kidney candy to a small, dirty, depressing, (and hence) seldom-used men's room on the other side of our large office building. It was supposed to be just a run-of-the-mill trip to the pisser -- a chance to clear my head and bladder, stretch my legs, and gain some time and...

The Forsaken Toilet
Submitted by IBS NO MORE
April 7, 2009, 19 Comments

Our office building has some of the worst restrooms in Houston. I feel qualified to say this because I have worked in and visited countless office buildings around our fine city, and I've used more unfamiliar restrooms than I care to remember. To start with, we're on the first floor, which of...

Evacuation Ala Elimination
Submitted by The Chocolate S...
March 11, 2009, 19 Comments

I was working in a factory - nothing special -just another factory. It was place populated with hard drinkers and those that live off of that vile vending machine food that isn't fit for a dog. I call this type of food gut grenades because you know that a short time after you eat it, your...

A Nacho Funny Situation
Submitted by Superfudge
March 3, 2009, 35 Comments

Originally published in the Poopreport forums A little background: I made my living working as a courier for several years during my early 20's. I would putt around the Salt Lake Shitty area in a Chevrolet cargo van delivering such things as U.S. mail picked up from the Post office, blueprints,...

Re: Staff Restroom
Submitted by corvus
January 5, 2009, 52 Comments

Here's a memo I received today at work: ====================== From: Phyllis Sent: Tuesday, December 30, 2008 3:46 PM To: Main Office Subject: Re: Staff Restroom Importance: High ====================== Good Afternoon, Unfortunately a staff person used a considerable amount of paper towels in the...

Can't Touch Anything
Submitted by howdiedoodie
December 16, 2008, 45 Comments

This is a story about the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in. And if you think that this story is a load of crap... well... you're right. It all happened fifteen years ago. I was a teenager, working at my summer office job. I was on the computer, getting my work done, when the loudest...

The Executive Bathroom
Submitted by Dr. Strangeturd
December 9, 2008, 26 Comments

Editor's note: this tale of joy was originally posted on the forums. My friends, it has been a while. But since my last post, I have entered the realm of the executive bathroom. I'm not an executive, but I am moving up the food chain of employment; and with that there are benefits. Free health...

Tip In Canoe
Submitted by Bananaman
November 25, 2008, 21 Comments

I have spent many an hour reading this site, nodding my head in agreement or laughing like a loon. Being renowned amongst my peers as the owner of a diabolical arsehole, I have oft thought of contributing to the site. Today I am off work with yet another astonishing case of the squits, so I thought...

On The Job Staining
Submitted by ShartsRUs
October 21, 2008, 16 Comments

It was a hot summer in south Florida right after my freshman year in college. A new local restaurant was opening up and I was in bad need of a summer job. After numerous interviews and much effort, they granted me permission to become a server at this very high-end restaurant -- a surprise for a...

The Waffle King Proves Too Much
Submitted by savagearchives
September 22, 2008, 18 Comments

It was the summer after my senior year in college. I had a degree from Nebraska in my back pocket, but I was totally burned out. It was like The Graduate, when Ben's dad told him, "For goodness sakes, you'd think a young man would take some stock of himself after a couple of weeks and take some...

Trucker's Nightmare
Submitted by Professor Schitz
September 19, 2008, 40 Comments

I thought I should probably not ever tell anyone about this traumatic experience. It's buried in my memory; and whenever it comes to mind, I try to convince myself that it did not really happen. I'd decided to take a job as a truck driver. I had given driving a try a few years ago and my CDL was...

The Ninth Stall
Submitted by Boopoo
September 4, 2008, 43 Comments

This story was a finalist for the best poop report of 2008. My favorite men's room was the largest one on the third floor of the Federal Building, where my office was located. It was spacious and bright with a cheerful pattern of blue, white, and yellow tile on the floor and walls. The janitorial...

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