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Inter-poo-sonal Communication
Submitted by DZich
March 15, 2011, 9 Comments

David writes, "My fiance and I are fans of your site and enjoy reading the stories from your readers. We both are blessed with healthy plumbing but we do share stories with one another when something unusual happens in the bathroom, especially if it can lead to a good laugh. We sometimes do so...

Laying Liquid Cable
Submitted by shitake boy
March 11, 2011, 18 Comments

I just started working at a new job with a local cable company. I have been attending training classes for the past three weeks there. I suffer from a mild form of IBS, and therefore I poop frequently throughout the day. It is not uncommon for me to take two to three poops at work on a typical...

A Dirty Tale
Submitted by Speedpooper
March 8, 2011, 17 Comments

About three years ago, I was working for a glass company here in Phoenix. After I had been there maybe six months, the company decided to get uniforms for all of us. Initially I objected, largely because the company was only willing to pay about two-thirds of the uniform’s cost. However, I...

Don't Use The Middle One
Submitted by OneEyed Butthol...
March 2, 2011, 37 Comments

I had a great childhood. I didn’t know that we didn’t have much money. Things like clothes and toys weren’t that plentiful, but it didn’t seem to matter at the time. What I do remember, and what my mom was good at creating, were wonderful childhood experiences. Some of my favorite experiences...

The Cracks In The Glazier
Submitted by Speedpooper
February 18, 2011, 16 Comments

I was then and still am a glazier – a man who works with glass. I could fix broken windows of many kinds. The year was 1995, and I was working for a respectable glass company that offered night and weekend service for an extra charge. And because most of that extra charge ended up in my pocket,...

They Will Rock You
Submitted by Johnny Crap
January 20, 2011, 10 Comments

T’was the summer of 2000, and I was working on the construction of the S-curve in Grand Rapids, Michigan. I was a junior engineer and had a lot of fun while learning a thing or two on the job. Now I know that as soon as someone mentions a construction site on a poop site, you're automatically...

Clark's Little Can
Submitted by Mbat
January 6, 2011, 20 Comments

A few years back, while I lived in New York City, I was a temp helper in a gas and electric company. One week my work hours were switched from 7:00 AM to 3:00 PM to 3:00 PM to midnight. The night after the switch, the mechanic I was assigned to assist took a personal day, so I was paired up with...

The Lesser Of Three Evils
Submitted by Sir Poopsalot
December 27, 2010, 9 Comments

I used to work at an office that was in front of a warehouse. I was on my way to work recently during the rush hour when I realized that my morning poop had sneaked up on me. There was nowhere to pull over, so I said fuck it and kept driving. While driving, I began to plan how I was going to...

Overcorked And Underlaid
Submitted by Darth-Shitter
December 8, 2010, 13 Comments

Several years ago I was working at a local McDonald’s. I had been working double shifts as of that week and was on day three of being overworked and underpaid. I was eating alot of cheeseburgers with Chicken Selects on the side at the time, so I was bound up. Many times I would try to squeeze...

Fault Lines
Submitted by the thin brown line
November 9, 2010, 8 Comments

As we all know, California experiences earthquakes. And also as we know, many of them occur along the San Andreas Fault. The Fault Line’s 830-mile tectonic significance dates back over twenty million years. Because of these ground shakers, California school teachers and students know earthquake...

Gravylegs Uses The Restroom
Submitted by junglistgirl77
October 22, 2010, 23 Comments

I worked in an Italian restaurant in Austin, Texas, in the late 1990’s. One Sunday, along with two other servers and a manager, I was inside the dining room setting up for the evening. The restaurant did not open until five o’clock that day; around four-thirty, through the windows, we saw a woman...

Playing In The Water
Submitted by Industrial Pipe...
August 16, 2010, 14 Comments

I have worked in a small office with all women for quite some time now. While at work, I will never let the plunger out of my sight. I have clogged the toilet so many times that I have target precise plunging skills. The coworker who I work with the closest knows this, and she always know when I...

The Million Dollar Question
Submitted by McManager
July 30, 2010, 19 Comments

I am actually writing to see if anyone has any idea why people go to public restrooms and take a dump on the floor. This relates to a something that happened to me while I was a manager at a McDonald's. I worked for five years in fast food restaurants, and only on very rare occasions had these...

The Second Half Of The Mess
Submitted by Mr. Bob
July 29, 2010, 8 Comments

Editor's note: I can't remember ever posting a story sent from someone who actually had to clean one of the messes up that we have been reading about for years. This may not be the first time that one of these brave and unfortunate souls has told us his story, but it the first one we have...

Skipper At The Porcelain Helm
Submitted by Vic Tayback
July 5, 2010, 9 Comments

I live in a charming little city in Wisconsin and have an insanely boring job. I am a junior partner in Trusts, Wills, and Estate Law. The fifty hours a week are mind-numbing, but the perks are darn good, the ladies are cute, the Country Club membership comes in handy, and the leased Mercedes is...

The Burrito Shuffle
Submitted by PoopRebel
June 7, 2010, 26 Comments

The bathroom, or head for us nautical folks, closest to my office has five urinals and five stalls. The urinals are all against one wall opposite the stalls. This is a U.S. Navy school – NNPTC in Charleston, SC for those familiar with it – and we have a daily schedule with ten-minute breaks in...

Submitted by chubbylover
May 27, 2010, 28 Comments

I work in a small office in a high rise in a large city. We have two separate restrooms, one for men, and another other for women. My unbelievably cheap boss hired a three-hundred pound, seventy year-old homeless woman to do clerical work in our office. This is not a joke; she is literally...

My Dirty Little Secret
Submitted by Chronicconstipator
May 26, 2010, 9 Comments

I wouldn’t call myself naive in the area of toilet matter. In fact, I feel I have become very open to what lies just between those two little butt cheeks of mine. Not to say it has always been that way. Some could say that the divorce from my first husband was because of his wandering...

To Lock Or Not To Lock
Submitted by fernando
April 14, 2010, 20 Comments

I'm a thirty-one year-old male from Mexico, and last week during a business meeting, I had a weird experience because of a bizarre toilet layout. I work at a financial company, and my boss told some colleagues and me that we were to go to another company to carry on an urgent work project. It was...

Home Depoo
Submitted by oopsieispoo
March 30, 2010, 15 Comments

A few years back, I was working in construction. As most construction workers probably know, fast food can be your mortal enemy when you are working out in the hot sun. Somehow that double cheeseburger always ends up coming back to haunt you, usually sooner rather than later. Four of us had just...

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