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Poop For Peace Day 2005: Conference Call
Submitted by Dave
August 27, 2005, 0 Comments

Glands Across America:The Poop For Peace Day Conference Call In the grand tradition of Hands Across America and We Are The World, up to three hundred podcasters, bloggers, web celebrities and PoopReporters will converge for a massive conference call and simultaneous bowel movement on April 15...

Submitted by Dave
August 27, 2005, 0 Comments

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Submitted by Dave
August 27, 2005, 0 Comments

The Silver Screen Is Getting Browner:Movie Poop Scene Data Table Posted 2.14.02005 by The Big Wiper I had to use my judgment on a few of these that could possibly be placed in more than one genre -- drama or comedy, for instance; but this is what I came up with: 140 comedies | 30 dramas |...

Al Bundy's Ferguson
Submitted by Pill Pooper
July 21, 2005, 83 Comments

The love between a man and his favorite commode is nothing short of kismet. Searching throughout modern and ancient history, toilet love is fairly evident. But the greatest love a man has ever shown his crapper was the love between Al "Crazy Legs" Bundy and his mighty Ferguson. For those of you...

MythBusters: Scents And Sensibility
Submitted by Dave
June 24, 2005, 100 Comments

Walking into the restaurant on Manhattan's 7th Avenue, a block away from the Ed Sullivan Theater where my companions were to appear on Letterman the next day, some guy recognized Jamie and Adam. "Are you here to solve the myth of the pizza sauce?" he cracked. Jamie and Adam smiled. The man made a...

Poop For Peace: April 15, 2005
Submitted by Dave
April 15, 2005, 100 Comments

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Poop For Peace 2005: Introduction
Submitted by Dave
April 14, 2005, 140 Comments

The east hates the west. The Christians hate the Muslims. The liberals hate the conservatives. The Sunnis hate the Shiites. All across the globe, the chasm dividing humanity is ever deeper. In all the world's wars against terror, the distinction of who is perpetrating which depends on what...

Submitted by Dave
April 13, 2005, 14 Comments

How To Poop For Peace Click here for a printable version you can take in the bathroom tomorrow. In the movie Independence Day, it took an alien invasion and the near-destruction of the planet for humanity to finally unite as a people. Tomorrow's Poop For Peace Day will help humanity achieve...

Poop For Peace Poster
Submitted by Dave
April 12, 2005, 0 Comments

POOP FOR PEACE POSTERSClick to download color or black & white PDFs. Paste them up everywhere! Take pictures and send them in! 11x17 Postercolor (32k pdf) | b&w (24k pdf) 8.5x11 Postercolor (36k pdf) | b&w (24k pdf) Flyer size (four per sheet):color (52k pdf) | b&w (40k pdf...

Poop For Peace Press Release
Submitted by Dave
April 11, 2005, 0 Comments

Send this press release to radio stations, newspapers, magazines, web sites, government officials, peace groups, and anyone else you think might be interested. When forwarding press releases, it helps to preface it with a few words of your own. Mention that you're a fan/listener/reader/...

FUDGE: Fighting Upper-Decking Goons with
Submitted by Evan from Antiu...
March 15, 2005, 38 Comments

Greetings, PoopReporters. Some of you may already be aware of an epidemic that is quickly spreading across the world. It knows only one color -- brown -- but it has countless victims. No one is totally safe from its wrath. This horror of which I speak is known as upper-decking. For those that don'...

A Road To Pootopia
Submitted by Mattnrva
March 3, 2005, 28 Comments

I have been reading PoopReport for several years now. I have always believed in the concept of Shameless Shitting, and the more I read the stories on PoopReport, the more I've come to believe in the power of Shameless Shitting. In fact, I believe that PoopReport and Shameless Shitting can help...

The Silver Screen Is Getting Browner: An
Submitted by The Big Wiper
February 14, 2005, 26 Comments

Back in January '03, before I became an active PoopReporter, I was a lurker. And back then, it was the Movie Poop Scene Archives that especially caught my eye. I'm still partial to that section of this site, to the extent that over the past two years, I have contributed forty-six entries to the...

The Disc Jockey's Constipated Wife
Submitted by The Big Wiper
January 27, 2005, 22 Comments

In The Canterbury Tales, the 14th Century poet Geoffrey Chaucer immortalized himself in Western literature by detailing the adventures of a diverse group of people making a religious pilgrimage to Canterbury. As a result, no English major worth his or her thesis -- including yours truly --has ever...

Sun Myung Moon's Teachings About Po
Submitted by Jennifer
December 9, 2004, 23 Comments

When Father went to Gloucester for tuna fishing, it was not physical tuna that he was interested in. He was laying a foundation. He was always fighting, always thinking, "How am I going to win this Washington Monument fight?" Everyone went to the boat and slept, but Father did not sleep. He stayed...

The News That Slips Through The Crack
Submitted by Dave
December 7, 2004, 12 Comments

As usual, when it comes to toilets, the media missed the story. The press is all aflutter over last week's poll of 500 art-world bigwigs naming Marcel Duchamp's 1917 Fountain as the most influential work of modern art of the 20th Century. While a few thoughtful articles sprung up here and there,...

Would A Boy Raised By Wolves Clean His A
Submitted by Ass Phlegm
November 9, 2004, 72 Comments

Chatting with a friend the other day, an interesting topic came up: underwear shit stains. Why were we discussing racing stripes? Well, I'm not sure, but it probably had something to do with the fact that Seinfeld wasn't on at the moment, so I had time to kill. I watch that show about seven hours...

The Road More Traveled
Submitted by Logjam
October 20, 2004, 26 Comments

I was standing at the counter of the convenience store in the center of my small New England town. George, the proprietor, was ringing up my purchases: The New York Times and a cup of coffee. These I would take back home about a mile away, where I'd spend the next hour sampling the news, sipping...

Scheisse n' Dice
Submitted by Matt @ Spielboy
September 23, 2004, 41 Comments

Editor's note: this was originally published on Spielboy, a quarterly online journal about German games. The German fascination with feces can be seen in many aspects of German life, from the way the trains "run" on time to the art and literature that Germans enjoy. In general, scatological...

Bodily Functions During Hanging
Submitted by Patrick
September 9, 2004, 111 Comments

I contribute this report to add perspective to toilet habits. The bladder and the bowel often function normally as involuntary actions -- even in the most horrific of circumstances. While this site focuses on the grunts and groans of a too-big turd, or the embarrassment of messing one's pants,...

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