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The Shameless Times of Life
Submitted by The Big Wiper
January 19, 2007, 17 Comments

On a recent post in the forums, I posited the notion that the very young and the very old seem to have far less trouble discussing bodily functions than those occupying the great stretches of modern life in-between. Anecdotally, this is a given. At the hands of their parents and pediatricians,...

The Butt Print Artist Speaks: An Intervi
Submitted by Dave
January 18, 2007, 20 Comments

Two weeks before Christmas, the news hit: butt-print artist Stan Murmur had been suspended from his job as an art teacher pending a termination hearing. The issue: the sudden popularity among students at Monacan High School in Richmond, Virginia, of a four-year old clip of Murmur on Unscrewed with...

Poop Culture vs. Food Culture
Submitted by The Big Wiper
January 11, 2007, 27 Comments

As all active PoopReporters are surely aware by now, Dave's heavily-researched and documented tome Poop Culture will be released in April by Feral House. On the web site, one particularly intriguing line of copy regarding the book states: "Two hundred years of propaganda have gone into making you...

The Art Of Mr. Pooh
Submitted by mister_pooh
December 2, 2006, 17 Comments

Editor's note: A few months ago PoopReport's old friend Trevor set up a PoopReport group on Flickr. It's seen some pretty cool posts, from Japanese Unko stickers to inventive urinal design to grafitti to fine art to incredibly handsome men. A few weeks ago, a California artist named Ophelia Chong...

I Love The Way You Poop When You Poop Wi
Submitted by Yuvi
November 15, 2006, 58 Comments

If I told you the fact that my boyfriend and my seven-year-old daughter performed a strip show in the living room -- swinging their shirts in the air before throwing them at each other -- you'd probably get the wrong impression. # FACT: The average human colon is five and a half feet long and is...

Toilet Tells
Submitted by The Big Wiper
October 19, 2006, 28 Comments

In the game of poker, many experienced players get a leg up on their opponents by scoping out their tells. If you're not familiar with the term, it means that some people give their hands away with tiny bits of body language that can be consistently observed during the course of the game. For...

Poop Therapy
Submitted by Motherload
September 18, 2006, 27 Comments

My youngest daughter has been seeing a psychiatrist for the last three years. And no, it has nothing to do with her having witnessed her mother's harrowing attack by the poop monster. (Although if you haven't yet read that story, you may want to. You'll see why as you keep reading this one.) No, my...

Back From The Brink Of (Rectal) Disaster
Submitted by Fudgepump
September 6, 2006, 14 Comments

I was a faithful PoopReport visitor and occasional commentator (does "Fudgepump" ring a bell?) in the 2003-2004 timeframe, but drifted away from the site in late 2004. I recently decided to check back in with PoopReport and I'm pleased to see the site flourishing and that many of the names I recall...

Pavlov's Anus
Submitted by Dave
July 28, 2006, 66 Comments

The Russian scientist Ivan Pavlov famously experimented with the "conditioned reflex" -- that is, conditioning a subject (in his case, a dog) to associate a particular reflex, such as salivating, with an unrelated stimulus, such as ringing a bell. He noticed a natural reflex in dogs that would...

Poop is Hell
Submitted by Dumplestiltskin
June 20, 2006, 23 Comments

The history of our nation has witnessed many great conflicts. Courageous men and women have fought and died in serving their country. Their valor should never be forgotten. I, on the other hand, am not courageous. Nor do I posses valor. But in the confines of my small, pitiful world, I too have...

Poop For Peace Day: April 14, 2006
Submitted by Dave
April 14, 2006, 47 Comments

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Putting The "Poop" In PoopRepo
Submitted by The Big Wiper
April 11, 2006, 23 Comments

Have you ever considered the implications of the name of the website we all know and love and, in some instances, use for a daily fix? Perhaps you've taken it for granted that the name of the site means what it says, and that its founder, Mr. Pooper, knew exactly what he was doing when he...

How To Poop For Peace: Printable
Submitted by Dave
April 8, 2006, 0 Comments

HOW TO CELEBRATE POOP FOR PEACE DAY FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 2007 poopreport.com/peace It doesn't matter whether you poop for peace at home, work, or a Starbucks in between. What matters is this: leave your newspaper on the couch. Leave your magazine at your desk. Enter the bathroom with nothing to...

The Great Poop Sync Of '06
Submitted by AssBlaster2000
April 3, 2006, 68 Comments

About four years ago, some of us on PoopReport pondered an interesting quandary: if two people eat the same, will they poop the same? To find out, it was decided that Dave and I would need to try it and see for ourselves. For three days, we ate exactly the same diet. Unfortunately, we did not...

Poop For Peace 2006: Introduction
Submitted by Dave
March 1, 2006, 39 Comments

function startit(location,title,wdth,hght) { window.open( location, title,'toolbar=0,directories=0,menubar=0,status=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,width=' + wdth + ',height=' + hght ) } --> The east hates the west. The Christians hate the Muslims. The liberals hate the conservatives...

To You, From Me
Submitted by Scat-o-Logical
February 24, 2006, 44 Comments

...so let's just say that I'm not at all enthusiastic about discussing this particular subject at all, okay? When Archie Bunker's toilet was flushed in the TV program All In The Family, no one in my family thought it funny. Call me anal-retentive, see what I care. But I met a woman, and she is a...

The Noble Quest of Mr. Floatie
Submitted by The Big Wiper
November 1, 2005, 21 Comments

It's hard to be unaware of Mr. Floatie these days. Not just because you read about him on this site -- no, the crusade of this gigantic piece of anthropomorphic poop championing the cause of modern sewage treatment in Victoria, BC, has made the mainstream press across the country and the world...

Pick Up That Poop
Submitted by daphne
October 20, 2005, 57 Comments

As PoopReport's resident bunny hugger, I'm an all-around tree-saving, baby-kissing, flower-eating, save-the-Earth kind of person who has, for years, felt somewhat odd about picking up her pets' poop in recycled Wal-Mart or Army commissary plastic bags that I've saved for just this purposed. When I...

Young Poopers Sell; Adult Poopers Repel?
Submitted by The Big Wiper
September 28, 2005, 47 Comments

Lately I've noticed the aggressive and graphic way in which television advertisers have been approaching the subject of toilet training. Huggies and other training products no longer leave anything to the imagination, depicting little boys and girls sitting on the potty with their 'trainers' down...

callthanks
Submitted by Dave
August 27, 2005, 0 Comments

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