Now That's A Lid! Fun Toilet Seat Covers

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The Huffington Post Weird News flushed a wonderful addition today, sharing a wonderful slide show with the public: awesome toilet seat covers. You can view the entire slide show here, along with a story that would strike fear into the heart to any Poopreporter. Meet Randy Nemirsky: Canadian. Father. Private farm owner.

Outhouse theft victim.

The horror.

And it was not just your basic, run-of-the-mill outhouse; in my opinion, it was gorgeous. In the following video, you can either watch the entire clip discussing this heinous crime (which I would recommend, because Randy surely must be the John Goodman of Canada), or you can fast-forward to 1:50. Check out that outhouse. What great craftsmanship. You just don't see craftsmanship in outhouses these days. Why, it gives us an entire new meaning to log cabin.

Randy, our thoughts and prayers are with you. We appreciate a good toilet, no matter the type of plumbing, and we hope the shitstains who stole your wonderfully crafted crapper are caught. Basturds!

But life goes on, and we like to look at pretty stuff. Of the toilet seat covers in the slide show, these ones caught my eye. What do you think?

Got snakes? You do now.

Ah, I see we've found Francis Dolarhyde's bathroom.

This is one hell of a dedicated plumber.

"The Charmin bears? Not in this bathroom. Not ever."

No comment. Well, one: I hope this is in a child's bathroom.

One might find this in Chief Thunderbutt's bathroom after he makes chili.

Not in my bathroom. Not now. Not ever.

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3 Comments on "Now That's A Lid! Fun Toilet Seat Covers"

Deja Poo's picture
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Oh, the injustice! How low must a person be in order to steal another man's crapper!?!

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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I have never stolen a crapper but I must confess to tipping one over on a dark Halloween night years ago. It was behind the truck weighing station that used to be located on US 31 on the Davidson/Sumner county line.

There were three of us kids and we had to get the privy rocking before we could successfully tip it because it was very heavy. When it finally went over it was with a mighty crash and it collapsed into a pile of splinters. While sitting there for years it seemed to have been home to thousands of termites.

We took off down the adjacent dirt road with two stout old troopers in pursuit. They were no match for our youth and agility and we soon pulled far ahead of them. I suppose we would have stopped if they had fired at us but I think they realized that toilet tipping was not a capital offense and refrained.

Daphne, I love the toilet seat that you say may have been mine after chili night but I think the one with snakes would be more entertaining.

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

runninggrrl2's picture
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I happen to love the snake one, but the bear one is kind of nice if you have a cabin or something. But I'm sorry that Randy's outhouse got broken into and people stole things from him. People will steal anything, I'm fairly convinced.

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

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