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'Tis The Season For Crappy Gifts
Submitted by daphne
December 3, 2014, 3 Comments

Christmas is just around the corner, and that means it's time to start shopping for the big pooper in your life. Here are some of the season’s best gift ideas. Pee in the Snow Sweater There's no better way to honor Santa’s legendary beer-drinking capabilities than to sport this sweater at the...

Shitexpress: Just In Time For The Holid
Submitted by daphne
November 13, 2014, 1 Comments

In need of holiday gift ideas? Maybe you’d like to level up your office’s Secret Santa gift swap, because someone keeps stealing your lunch. Maybe your neighbor deserves a little extra attention for waking you up every Saturday at seven a.m., because that really is the best time to mow the lawn...

Grand Theft Auto Five: Now With Dog Poo
Submitted by daphne
September 24, 2013, 1 Comments

In case you have been living in a vacuum lately, Rockstar Games released the newest installment in the Grand Theft Auto series: Grand Theft Auto Five. If you decided to emerge from that vacuum and bought GTA 5, you know that the game play is freaking awesome. Spending $170 million to reach...

KLC Odor Eliminator Products Has Fun Wit
Submitted by daphne
September 10, 2013, 3 Comments

We here at PoopReport enjoy a good poop joke. People poop, poop stinks, and that's funny to us in more ways that one. Because we appreciate those who are not afraid to wander from the beaten path when joking around, we would like to give a small shout-out to Mike from Pennsylvania, one of the...

The iPotty: Toddlers Get Technical And
Submitted by daphne
May 22, 2013, 2 Comments

This spring, CTA Digital, the home of many iPad-related "appcessories" released a Poopreporting-parent's dream: the iPotty. As shown below, the iPotty is a combination toddler toilet and iPad stand: Some thoughts went through my mind upon first seeing this device. The first was "I would have...

Now That's A Lid! Fun Toilet Seat
Submitted by daphne
January 10, 2013, 3 Comments

The Huffington Post Weird News flushed a wonderful addition today, sharing a wonderful slide show with the public: awesome toilet seat covers. You can view the entire slide show here, along with a story that would strike fear into the heart to any Poopreporter. Meet Randy Nemirsky: Canadian....

Unicorn Poop Cookies: Let's Bake So
Submitted by daphne
November 5, 2012, 5 Comments

Today we venture into a different direction for our daily submission. Since Daylight Savings Time has given us an extra hour, some of us may a bit more energy. What better to do with that energy than to make snacks? Don’t ask me – I freaking love snacks! And what better snack could be better...

The Cost Of Shameful Shitting
Submitted by Poop John the First
October 4, 2012, 1 Comments

This is a great story by an anonymous author. It points to the problems that can occur when you deny your bodily functions. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "The BC" There was a nice lady, a minister's widow, who was a little old-fashioned. She was planning a week's vacation in...

The Tale Of Turdus - A Brief Shit Story
Submitted by Monsieur_Turdus
September 7, 2012, 6 Comments

Our story is of a wee lad named Turdus, who overcame obstacles, and whose bravery engraved his name into history books forever. We begin our story with a brief overview of Turdus' life before uncovering the incredible feats our brave hero performed and the phenomenal sights he bore witness to:...

Shitter Twitter
Submitted by Poop John the First
May 16, 2012, 0 Comments

Now you have the chance to be famous. When what you have to say is important, you now can role it out. "Shitter: Because social media has never been so disposable." This service makes four rolls of toilet paper for you with some of your chosen social feed tweets printed onto it. While most...

Shit Girls Say
Submitted by daphne
February 2, 2012, 3 Comments

Thanks to Youtuber Sloppy Pickup for sending this in:

The Ultimate Green Gift
Submitted by Poop John the First
December 20, 2011, 5 Comments

Being Poop John the First I tend to think about shit a lot; it kind of goes with the job. Well, thinking about shit coupled with it being about a week before Christmas -- and feeling the pressure of being a procrastinator regarding Christmas shopping -- I came up with a great idea to make next...

Humor So Good It's Double-Ply
Submitted by Rick G
September 20, 2011, 14 Comments

A little honestly goes a long way. I’m all for being forthcoming with certain aspects of life, but there str some things that were a lot better when left in the shadows. Until now that is, so prepare to be truthified (my apologies to Daniel Webster for that one). I was watching TV the other day,...

Submitted by Don Bon
August 27, 2011, 8 Comments

I will try to make a long story short. On February nineteenth of 2010 I underwent surgery for a pilonidal cyst removal. The cyst was on the top of my butt crack. The infections spread, so my medical team made a seven-and-a-half inch incision from the top of my butt crack all the way to two...

The Poop Machine:
Submitted by daphne
January 27, 2011, 6 Comments

If you are a Poopreporter who has children or who babysits, or you are as easily entertained by cute sounds and colors as I am, then you will love today's Fun With Feces submission. Jocelyn from, a bilingual website for children, contacted us recently about a flash game that she...

The Big Count: 2011
Submitted by Poo Counter
January 3, 2011, 61 Comments

Late on the 31st of December 2008, I was asked a question. That question was simple: "How many poos do you think you'll have in 2009?" Immediately I was interested, and on the morning of January first, I began my quest, counting number one. Throughout 2009 I continued to rack up the count,...

Classical Shiterature
Submitted by MSG
December 23, 2010, 10 Comments

I have always felt that pooping and poop have been neglected in literature. While there are exceptions, most masterpieces never mention our lower digestive functions or products. Nor do most news accounts or descriptions, in spite of the omnipresence of toilets and poop in our everyday life. I... That's Some Crappy
Submitted by daphne
July 28, 2010, 8 Comments

Jeff had a dream. Jeff dreamed of making a little money, like all of us, but he dreamed of doing it by sending people poop. Poop-shaped chocolate, that is. With some very realistic poo molds designed by his talented wife, Jeff made some candy, and then he started

Do You iPoop?
Submitted by daphne
June 1, 2010, 22 Comments

There seem to be iPhone applications (apps) for everything these days, and the subject of poop humor is no exception. In case you happen to have an iPhone and you are a PoopReporter, here are some of Poop apps available. iPoolish: Polish it Turd Polisher This is just weird. I have no idea why...

The Quiznos One Hour Challenge
Submitted by daphne
May 14, 2010, 30 Comments

Chad Upton, the owner of, recently contacted us in regard to a comment he found by Leaky Bowel King on this front page story’s comment thread: "…I came across your site today while doing some poop research. You see, a friend of mine realized that almost exactly one hour after...

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