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black tongue and blue poo
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 202 Comments

Paige asks: A couple of nights ago at about three in the morning, I went #2 and realized that my feces had turned blue! I thought I was just tired since it was three in the morning, so I went to bed thinking nothing of it. But then, the next day, it happened again... and again the next day. I have...

from eating to pooping: fifteen minutes
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 57 Comments

Stash asks: I occasionally find that, after ingesting food from certain local restaurants, I very quickly experience abdominal disruptions and have to rush the toilet ASAP. There I will jettison, in 2-3 blasts, vast quantities of burning brown liquid from my rectum. The timing of which has been...

ate poop, feels sick
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 53 Comments

John Malkavia asks: My friend ate some poop the other day because of a dare. He hasn't been feeling well. Is it because of the poop? Dear John Malkavia, First, I must rethink my previous beliefs that people who eat poop are somehow abnormal. I am receiving this question more and more often, so...

my butt is leaky
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 1,653 Comments

Alex asks: Anal leakage. OK, I wipe my ass VERY well -- I mean VERY well -- and without farting, or much activity, I'll go back to the bathroom a few hours later because something feels a little wrong and I wipe my ass and it looks like I didn't wipe it the last time I shat. It's not liquidy or...

that new book smell makes me poop
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 76 Comments

Poonami asks: Whenever I go into a card shop, library, or bookstore, the smell of all that paper makes my bowels want to empty immediately. Any insight into this quirky bung habit? Dear Poonami, It is really quite simple. You have obviously at some point wiped your ass with a discarded...

asscrackitis: chapped, cracking ass
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 215 Comments

Ali asks: The last few months I've had a very strange and painful problem. No one I've asked has ever had this problem, so I'm looking to you people here to help me. For the last few months my ass crack has been chapped. The crack itself is very red and quite painful, and looks like the cracking...

itchy ass crack
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 1,001 Comments

- Shecky asks: For the last two months, my ass has been itching like crazy. I eat a lot of fiber in the form of Metamucil and whole wheat bread, so my turds are generally of a good consistency. I don't have hemmorhoids, and I would like to think that I don't have a parasite, but my ass still...

the PSI of farts
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 49 Comments

Stefan asks: How many PSI of pressure can one's sphincter restrain? I'm sure everyone can attest to pretty powerful farts... but I've never run across any actual figures. Dear Stefan, Thanks for asking, but I am not a terribly gifted person when it comes down to things scientific. Perhaps you...

periods and pooing
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 184 Comments

The Shit Volcano asks: Here's strictly a girl question. My poo is normally well-behaved (except when I get a million wiper), and comes out just like it's supposed to without a problem... until that time of the month. During my period the poo is soft and squishy. It gets all over my asscheeks. I...

pooping longer when you become a teen?
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 46 Comments

Jay asks: Why does it seem to take longer to poop when you become a teenager, especially guys? Why does it seem like you poop more times a day? Say you only went once a day -- then, when become a teen guy, it's more like three to four times a day. Why? What is it that makes guys do this?...

dulcolax enema
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 3 Comments

Craig asks: Hello, I'm fixing to take a enema and I'm going to put Dulcolax in the enema. Is it safe to use as a relaxing enema? Dear Craig, Perhaps I am misunderstanding your use of the word "relaxing" in the context of taking an enema. There are better ways to relax, man! Perhaps you mean...

constipation, pain, vomiting
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 7 Comments

Limda asks: i have Constipation pain what should i do to relive this my stomach hurts so bad mostly on my right side it passes but comes back plus i throw up what should i dooooooooooo? iv been drinking metamucil if thats any help Dear Limda, How long has the pain, constipation, and vomiting...

explosive post-menopausal diarrhea
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 11 Comments

L.G. asks: I am a woman, now post-menopausal. When I was younger I would poop every two days. Later, pre menopause, I developed chronic diarrhea, which according to a dozen different top specialists, was of unknown cause -- but to me it seemed, in the early stages, when it was not so frequent, to...

some details on colonics
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 9 Comments

Christina B. asks: I was told that over your lifetime, fecal matter tends to cake into the lining of your intestines. This person also told me that if I went for colonic treatments it would lessen my chances to develop GI-type cancers. I need details on what all is involved, please... also, what...

butt blood
Submitted by Poonurse
March 25, 2004, 224 Comments

Arieane asks: Lately, when I use the bathroom, there is sometimes blood -- bright red blood in it. I know that means it's fresh blood. I went to the ER, and they said my white blood cells looked good after they did some lab work. I'm just wondering does that mean its NOT cancer? I hope so. I'm...

Finger-lickin' Good
Submitted by Poonurse
February 27, 2004, 116 Comments

Dear Poonurse, I have a serious question. A friend at my college, whom I grew up with, gave us a startling revelation last week. Ever since he has been a child, he has rejected the urge to poop, and has held it in. Even then, when it would start to come out, he would "pinch it off" with his...

my girlfriend won't/can't poop
Submitted by Poonurse
February 25, 2004, 20 Comments

Owen asks: My girlfriend can't poop outside of her home or apartment at school. Is there anything I can do to help her along and also what are the harms, so she knows, of going days without passing. Dear Owen, Thanks for the question! I can understand where your girlfriend is coming from, as I...

help me bring forth the virgin of guadal
Submitted by Poonurse
February 20, 2004, 10 Comments

Billy asks: I've noticed some of my poop looking like popular religious figures, but my digital cam never captures it properly. How can I increase my photo quality? Billy, Thanks for the question! How I admire you artistic types! My poop, no matter how hard I try, only looks like logs....

psychological abuse, physical trouble
Submitted by Poonurse
February 20, 2004, 14 Comments

Susan asks: Dear Doctor Adams, I sure hope you can help me. Please don't yell at me or call me stupid. That is my problem actually. Everytime I say anything, my husband yells at me and calls me a dumb pig. He belittles me for everything I do, especially if I dare to disagree with one of his...

poop is flat
Submitted by Poonurse
February 20, 2004, 176 Comments

Tim asks: Hi, I am 30 years old and lately my poop has been comming out a little flat. Last month my poop was round and I was going on a regular basis. What's the deal? Dear Tim, Thanks for asking this question! I have received a few questions about flat poo of late. Wonder if something is...

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