white on the hair and on the crack

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Dan asks two questions:

i got these bumps on my ass ring area more to the middle and they dont ich but there not suposed to be there i assume they look like pimples with white heads but there hard like and i couldent get them to pop i scratched them off and they blead alot and they wont go away but they dont itch or any thing else just anoying knowing there there what do you think they might be

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hey i got a question i got these white like microscopic crystals on my pubic hair but only under my balls what is that and why cant i get it to wash off or go away after shaving them away ive tried every thing i can think of


Dear Dan,

The bumps that you are describing sound like they could be genital warts. Lots of people get them, and you don't have to have ever had anal sex to get them around the anus. They can get there simply by scratching your ass after your hands have been in contact with an infected partner.

I am not a man, and therefore can not imagine some of the things that men do, so I can only respond to your second question with another question: How did you first notice these "microscopic" crystals stuck to your ball hair in the first place? What are you doing with a microscope near your crotch?

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30 Comments on "white on the hair and on the crack"

turd turdgutson's picture
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...I'm at a loss for words on this one. Wow.
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Nine Inch Log's picture
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Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have officially found our first "crack addict"

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I would say that he has warts and dandruff. The warts are generally removed by freezing them off. That should be fun around the ass crack.
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daphne's picture
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Would the crystals possibly be crabs? Could he be confusing crabs for these little crystals?

I hope he gets to a doctor and takes care of himself, especially if he's sexually active.

Poor dude.


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Anonymous Coward's picture

"What are you doing with a microscope near your crotch?"

Looking for something too small to be seen otherwise?

DungDaddy's picture
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The rare form of mental retardation that also manifests itself in poor language skills often results in hallucinating things in his stinky regions.

Anal About Poop's picture
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These questions made me do one of those involuntary shivers. It sounds like warts AND crabs. Excuse me while I go scrub myself with bleach and change into my spacesuit. And Dan, GO TO THE FREE CLINIC!

turd turdgutson's picture
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"I hope he gets to a doctor and takes care of himself, especially if he's sexually active."

If he IS sexually active, I sincerely hope that his partner is aware of the horrors unfolding in his nether regions, and takes steps to ensure his/her/its own hygeine!
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SamDamnit's picture
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He says that the warts don't itch. If the "crystals" itched, he probably would have mentioned it. If they don't itch they sure as hell are not crabs............ not that I would know.
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i think the bumps may be old skin cells that fell off.
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healthy 1's picture
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My advice, if they itch get a bottle of Quell (shampoo for crabs). As for the bumps, see a doctor. If they are crabs, try not to get too close to other people, and shower more. If they are't crabs, try Selsun Blue.

Why is it that I can't stop sctatching after this story. Ewww.
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Grossed Out's picture

Warts and Yeah sounds like he has nits, lice eggs -- ewwie

The Random Rectum's picture
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Dan has crystal balls! I wonder if he can see the future in them?


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Anonymous Coward's picture

It could be Psoriasis. I have it and when it flares up there is sometimes dry skin that falls off as well as a redish area.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Maybe another possibility to consider is that it could be a form of yeast (candida) which has appeared recently on my two diaper-wearing kids as a ring of bumps around the anus - some red, some looking like white heads - which is particularly likely if your diet is high in refined sugars & starches. (While yeast can be itchy, it isn't necessarily so)

I'm afraid the other question really does sound like pubic lice nits aka crabs as they will cement their little white eggs onto the base of the hair & are very hard to remove. Though, it would be highly unusual not to experience any itching from that. Might be worth a consult in that case.

Give due consideration to some serious lifestyle changes...

Shawn St James's picture

EWWWWWW

Id rather not know how he got a hold of an infected partner and some infected finger transmission. TMI, too much information

jack bauer's picture

hey i think i know what he is talkign about, they arent microstopic crystals its more like skin is growing on the pubic haiir or thats what it looks like its like a white coating on some pubic hairs, what is it???

Anonymous Coward's picture

I am glad to see that someone else's diaper wearing kids have had to battle yeast. Not glad as in misery enjoys...but I feel less inferior. I have resorted to (and find great relief from) letting them run naked in the yard (much to the associations dismay, I imagine, and the pedophiles, if there are any...delight) for 15 minutes twice a day. I creeps me out when anyone comes within sight, but we have foam mat squares through out the house (my house is really just an incubation for the children at this time) so pee-pee on the floor is worse than world war three. Anyway, I appreciate the candid sharing of others. Normalizes some of the private doubting horror in my suficiency. I use lotrimin, and they don't eat much in the way of packaged food or refined sugars, but diabetis runs in the family...

Anonymous Coward's picture

I had the same problem and I asure you it is not lice. On www.emedicine.com look up trichomycosis pubis or trichomycosis axillaris. I think it will help!

Anonymous Coward's picture

The bumps may be Pearly Papules. I asked my obgyn about them once because I thought my boyfriend had given me an STD. They are harmless, but you should still check with your doctor if you have concerns. FYI, if it is an STD or bacteria, etc., scratching them off is probably the worst thing you could do!

Dr Clinton Zoical's picture

I believe your crystals are actually Trichomycosis Pubis... Quite common and you can find out more at the following link. Good luck! http://www.emedicine.com/DERM/topic614.htm

Blind Mullet's picture
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It sounds like the stuff around his freckle and under his nuts is the same stuff that gets left behind on clothing, after its been through the wash, but not rinsed properly.
Maybe Dan needs to change his diet, and stop eating laundry powder.

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prarie doggin's picture
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Dan, you might want to use your yam bag as a disco ball at your next 70's party.

A.sutt's picture

This is the greatest website ever. I dont have any problems with my poop, yet. when I do I'll be here though.

hahahahah disco ball yam sack

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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A.sutt...You got my hopes up unnecessarily, I misread your name as "A slut". I have a soft spot in my heart for sluts, they are God's gift to the average Joe.


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Anon's picture

Dude I got the same crystals, its not crabs but dried jizz as disgusting as that sounds, just shave and keep the spankin' to a minimum and you'll be fine

Anonymous Coward's picture

Man that could be cancer or it may be genital warts you should have that looked at man it could be very serious. If it itches o would say it was whatever thoSe but things are but it seems you may be shit out of luck.

Anonymous Coward's picture

To the first dude, quit wiping your ass with toads and you won't get warts. To the other dude, it's from drinking Folgers and farting.

Kobi's picture

apply coconut oil for some time. They will be reduced to some extend I guess. It can be Psoriasis.
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Piyush's picture

If this is simple allergic infection of skin, you need to apply some ointment on the lesions. These ointments are antibiotics & is very useful in speedy recovery.
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