urine therapy

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Skp Padd asks:

I heard lot about urine therapy and studied about it in the internet but never
personally implemented. Actually my reason for this mail is my husband has
protein loss in urine and we consulted nephrologist who told that it might be
nephritis but not yet confirmed. He got kidney biopsy done and 24 hr urine test
which confirmed he has 2.3g loss of protein in urine. We are waiting for biopsy
results and results of other tests like blood test. So while his medication is not yet
started, I wanted to know how this urine therapy works for kidney diseased
patients.

I wanted to implement urine therapy for him to see how it works. But my doubt
is as my husband is having nephritis, being a kidney disease, kidneys may not
excrete urea and other toxins properly from blood. As a matter of fact the urine
which he ingests will contain urea, protein which is lost in his urine and salts
also, in that case how far is it advisible for him to consume his urine. This is
just my doubt -- can you please explain me what happens if the kidney diseased
patient like nephritis consumes his own urine. Will it not cause any danger? Do
you know anyone who practically did it in such situations?

Are there any practical cases who followed urine therapy when kidney is not
functioning effectiently? Drinking urine for healthy person is really helpful. Do
you know any urine therapists email id's so that I can contact them or do you
have any email ids of people who have personally implemented? Please reply to
this mail b'coz iam really worried about his health.





Hello, and thanks for the question!

First, sorry about your husband. Sounds like he is/was under the care of excellent physicians, but you have decided that it would be helpful to....er...institute another modality. Whatever. Poonurse usually has an open mind about such things, but please be advised that I think this is a little whack even for me, so I cannot endorse such activities.

I spent the better part of 3 minutes researching Urine Therapy for you. I trust this will be helpful to you in your search for the cure!

From The Skeptics Dictionary--

Urine therapy refers to one of several uses of urine to prevent or cure sickness, to enhance beauty, or to cleanse one's bowels. Most devotees drink the midstream of their morning urine. Some prefer it straight and steaming hot; others mix it with juice or serve it over fruit. Some prefer a couple of urine drops mixed with a tablespoon of water applied sublingually several times a day. Some wash themselves in their own golden fluid to improve their skin quality. Many modern Japanese women are said to engage in urine bathing. The truly daring use their own urine as an enema. Urine is not quite the breakfast of champions, but it is the elixir of choice of a number of holy men in India where drinking urine has been practiced for thousands of years. The drink is also the preferred pick-me-up for a growing number of naturopaths and other advocates of "nature cures." The main attractions of this ultimate home brew are its cost, availability and portability. It is much cheaper than that other "water of life," whisky,which also has been hailed for its medicinal qualities. Unlike whisky, however, urine is always available, everyone carries a supply at all times, and, for most people, there are no intoxicating side effects. Furthermore, the urge to overindulge is almost absent when drinking urine. The same can't be said for good single malt such as Highland Park or a good whiskey such as Black Bush.

Many advocates claim that urine is a panacea. There is practically nothing it won't cure. Urine is said to be effective against the flu, the common cold, broken bones, toothache, dry skin, psoriasis and all other skin problems. It is said to deter aging and is helpful with AIDS, allergies, animal and snake bites, asthma, heart disease, hypertension, burns, cancer, chemical intoxication, chicken pox, enteritis, constipation, and pneumonia. Urine is said to be effective against dysentery, edema, eczema, eye irritation, fatigue, fever, gonorrhea, gout, bloody urine, small pox, immunological disorders, infections, infertility, baldness, insomnia, jaundice, hepatitis, Kaposi's sarcoma, leprosy, lymphatic disorder, urticaria, morning sickness, hangover, obesity, papilloma virus, parasitoses, gastric ulcer, rheumatism, birth marks, stroke, congestion, lumbago, typhus, gastritis, depression, cold sore, tuberculosis, tetanus, Parkinson's disease, foot fungus, diabetes and other endocrine related diseases. Some enthusiasts see urine therapy as a divine manifestation of cosmic intelligence. They use urine to unleash their kundalini, sending it straight into the third eye, bringing instant enlightenment.*

With such wondrous properties, it is amazing that science bothered developing medicine when it had the key to good health already in the bottle, so to speak. Each of us is a walking pharmacopoeia. Homer Smith (Man and His Gods) once wrote that "man is a machine for turning wine into urine." Little did he know that man is a machine for turning just about anything into a medicinal tonic. According to urninophiles, the medical establishment has conspired to keep us ignorant of the wonder drug we all carry in our bladders. One self-proclaimed expert on the subject claims:

...the medical community has already been aware of [urine's] astounding efficacy for decades, and yet none of us has ever been told about it. Why? Maybe they think it's too controversial. Or maybe, more accurately, there wasn't any monetary reward for telling people what scientists know about one of the most extraordinary natural healing elements in the world.*

This is a common argument from defenders of alternative therapies: the greed of medical doctors leads them to conspire against chiropractors, chelation therapists, etc. The evidence for this conspiracy wouldn't fill a specimen beaker. Part of the alleged conspiracy to keep us ignorant of the wonders of our own wee wee is the fact that many people think urine is poisonous. Urine is generally not toxic and you will not die of uremic poisoning if you start your day off with a cup of your own golden fluid. However, it hardly seems fair to blame the medical establishment for the general public's ignorance on this matter. In any case, just because something is not toxic does not mean it is good for you. Hair is not toxic, either, and even though it might be a good source of roughage, it is generally not desirable to put hair in food.

For most people most of the time, one's own urine is not likely to be harmful. However, it is not likely to be healthful or useful except for those rare occasions when one is buried beneath a building or lost at sea for a week or two. In such situations drinking one's own urine might be the difference between life and death. As a daily tonic, there are much tastier ways to introduce healthful products into one's blood stream.

I did discover that More than three million Chinese drink their own urine in the belief it is good for their health, according to the official Xinhua news agency.

So apparently, the only thing that urine doesn't cure is SARS! Too bad for the Chinese!

So you see, dear anonymous questioner, that while it probably won't hurt your husband, it probably won't help him, either. I would stick with conventional medical therapy at this point.

But you HAVE given me a hell of a good idea for "helping" Mr. Poonurse with his quest for the perfect health drink.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?












67 Comments on "urine therapy"

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Oh, gross!!!

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Slim Jim Junkie's picture

It sounds like another one of those Hollistic cures that does nothing.

Dr.Paul Recher's picture

urine drinking, esp. the first morning's passing, is practiced by yogis (some)and other meditators. The scientific basis for this would be that the process of going to sleep is a formidable chemical change. These chemical(s) and metabolites pass thru the urine. the drinking of said urine might well help the focused state required for deep meditation.

The Shit Volcano's picture
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It's piss. All those chemicals are in the piss because they are toxins and they have to be flushed from your system or they will KILL you! Don't drink your piss, people!

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Domegood's picture

Oh yes?!!... And how then do you explain that I've been drinking half a glass of my morning urine every single day for the last 25 years and I feel better than ever?... I weigh what I did when I was 18, I have not seen a doctor for 30 years , although I've had my share of serious health problems when I was young. So,
1.- You shouldn't talk about things you don't know.
2.- You might wanna think a while before uttering opinions based on your own prejudices.

Man, drop all this shit you have in your mind and start thinking for yourself!

Domegood, France

Anonymous's picture

I don't practice urine therapy. But I know lot of documented cases where those who drink their urine have lived long ithout any majot health problems.

Worth researching

The Shit Volcano's picture
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If drinking your own pee makes you live longer, then by all means, drink it. Just don't shove a glass of piss under my face. There are so many things I have heard that are supposed to make you live longer. My sister is on a stupid raw food craze right now for similar reasons. What it all boils down to is that people are terrified of death and will do anything (even drink piss) not to die.

Gasp! We're all gonna die! Oh, no! God save us all!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

wonderingrose's picture

my doughter is in collage and they are teaching urine theropy why would they teach
it if it was not good for you if it works why not try it

if you do not understand it then you should not comment on it...look further into it please....have an open mind...

Logjam's picture
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I'm beginning to think that the biggest problem facing America today is that so many of us have the sort of open minds that wonderingrose advocates. "If you don't understand, don't comment," is the best formula for disaster I can possibly imagine.

Logjam

mott the poople's picture
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WTF??!!! This site is about poop! Last time I checked poop and urine are considered "waste".
I do find comedy in poop(ing) with the exceptions of eating it, wearing it (outside my boxers), or using it sexually. Hearing stories of anyone saying "consume waste-it cures insomnia" or whatever makes me wonder...
Maybe mind over matter...after all if you wake up, guzzle urine...the rest of the day seems like it would be downhill to me. Probably hard on your co-workers though...(bad breath)..;0
I'll just take my chances not consuming my own waste. UFB!!!(!)

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

Fart Poopie's picture
j 1000+ points

I wonder if people that drink their own urine and feel better are just getting a placebo effect...

L Wrong Hubbard's picture
l 100+ points

I smell my own farts. Does that count?

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Have you ever noticed how horribly angry these piss drinkers get when you tell them you won't practice it, too?

Sort of like a cocaine addict getting pissed when you won't try his drugs.

Hmmm.... Makes you wonder, doesn't it, wonderingrose.

I am the Shit Volcano, and I will continue to comment on this subject as long as you kooks keep writing me angry letters. Addicts!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Also, just because it is taught in a university doesn't necessarily mean it's correct. Keep in mind colleges also taught people that lobotomies are good therapy for mental illness.

I wasted a good three credits of time on a woman who was obsessed with telling other women that we are unable to defend ourselves and need a man to survive.

One teacher claimed this it is not normal to be unmarried at 26 and that there is something wrong with anyone who is.

Think about your school systems. They are not everything they are cracked up to be.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

mott the poople's picture
l 100+ points

Its been on my mind all day....
The answer?
Eat more beef, chikin' whatever...
Protein from anything BUTT urine....
I hope the guy is ok...

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

Fart Poopie's picture
j 1000+ points

The Shit Volcano makes a good point.
University professors come in all kinds. I took a child and family studies course back in the day. The professor breastfed her children until they were at least 5 and they all slept in a family bed (the kids were teenagers at the time). She pushed these ideas and claimed her children were more open and at ease discussing sex, bodily functions and personal problems with her and her husband. All because they kept up being "as one" in their family.
There are all kinds of weirdos out there and some of them have teaching degrees.

The Shit Volcano's picture
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That's just weird, Fart Poopie. And disturbing. I hope you got out of THAT lady's class.

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its pee not poop's picture

hahaha they arent talking about poop. Poop is all waste, In fact urine is sterile and perfectly safe to drink. Poop is not safe at all. There are so many stories about people that drink their own urine to survive in tough places like the sea or the desert. And no it doesnt kill them. It actually restores their nutrients. Doctors have brainwashed us to believe that medicine is the only cure have an open mind. Especially if you have a crippling disease and modern medicie isnt working. Isnt it funny that doctors test your pee, when you go for a physical? its because your urine will tell them how to diagnose a possible problem. So do some research before you say anything. And no i dont drink my own urine. But i think i would if i was in need of some healing.

Logjam's picture
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"And no i dont drink my own urine. "

Whose urine do you drink?

Logjam

babur bender's picture

I hate people who comments on any subject that they know nothing about.we should stick our old socks in their mouths so that they can breath heavily ever after.

The Shit Volcano's picture
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I hate people who comment using bad grammar. We should all hold such people down and inflict three thousand paper cuts to each of their faces.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

thedirtymonkey's picture

I hate people who comment using bad grammar. We should all hold such people down and inflict three thousand paper cuts to each of their faces.

I would have to agree with the volcano on this one. The bad grammar is disturbing! I have read all the posts and somewhere in the thread someone said it was completely sterile and therefore completely harmless. While I have learned that yes, urine is completely sterile, I highly doubt it is completely harmless. Just because something is sterile does not mean it cannot be harmful to you. There has got to be a reason why one's body feels the urge to dispose of it's urine. Yes, we have all heard of those rare instances when trapped and distressed people have drank their own urine but come on! Those are the only situations that don't give you any other choice but to do so. I'm also not saying that there isn't some archaic rarely heard about afffliction that can be cured by drinking your pee or applying it to a certain part of your body. But in general... YUCK!

The Shit Volcano's picture
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It pee not poo, if a doctor tests your urine at a physical to diagnose a problem, wouldn't that mean that the "problem" is putting something nasty in it.

Again, just because it's pee and sterile doesn't mean it's meant to drink. Have you ever wondered why your pee is yellow? Think about this before you put it in your mouth.

My basset mix has been drinking her urine on a twice daily basis for five years. I know because I have watched her. She is now dying of kidney cancer because of what the vet calls an "unexplained stress on the urinary tract". I have not told her about the urine drinking habit.

Yes, in extreme survival situations people have sipped their own urine, but only for the short term. According to the survival books I have read, there is a method for extracting the liquid from your urine by building a makeshift evaporator, and I have tried this in my backyard to see if it works. It does. Nowhere in the books/files does it talk about drinking the actual urine, which, according to a few of these sources, can cause uremic poisoning and dehydration.

And no, It's Poo Not Pee, I am not brainwashed by modern doctors. I am not into modern medicine because I think doctors have become drug dealers rather than people who treat illness and help maintain health. There is a stupid pill out there for everything and each of these damn pills will eventually poison your liver.

On the other hand, some "natural" cures get out of hand. People starve, poison, and/or torture themselves for the sake of extending their lifespan. Keep in mind these are not people with fatal diseases, just health nuts who fear old age and death. Surprisingly, many of them end up with cancer or drop dead from a heart attack long before they would ever be considered "old".

I have met a few people who are over 100 years old. None of them ever drank their own urine or went on one of these severe "healthy living" plans. In fact, none of them were vitamin junkies, raw fooders, vegans, or even vegetarians. None of them ever went on any sort of weird diet either. (i.e. Atkins, the Paleo diet, etc.) None of them hit the gym daily either. (Don't get me wrong, I'm not against vitamins, exercize or vegan/vegetarian diets. So don't start.) Their secret to life taking care of their bodies and NOT WORRYING ABOUT DEATH.

My sister is 30 years old and slowly killing herself on a raw food diet. She was nearly hospitalized two months ago for severe anemia and she is showing signs of dementia. Both problems are related to malnutrition. Now that's healthy for you.

Except for Dr. Paul Recher, I have not heard one intelligent, arguable comment on this subject from urine therapy supports. I have seen a lot of mispellings, bad grammar, and angry words. I have received a few threatening e-mails laced with lots of cursing and comments about my mother. Total lack of maturity or brain function seems to be prevalent among these particular commentors. (I have encountered similar violence and stupidity from Atkins dieters who don't like to hear the facts about their practice.)

I have always wondered by a certain group of health nuts feel the need to become violent and nasty when someone disagrees with them. My sister is the same way, even as her body shuts down around her. These type of people remind me of right-wing evangelical Christians who bomb abortion clinics or Islamic extremists who lock women in closets. Health has become this type of person's religion and that is extremely unhealthy.

If you would like to debate the issue intelligently, then by all means, leave your commentary in support of urine therapy. Just offer more than bad grammar, insults, and the same crap propaganda that I have read in every urine therapy article/pamphlet.

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The Shit Volcano's picture
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And just to please some wise-ass commentors who will most likely pop in, here are some revisions to my above statement.

"I have not heard one intelligent, arguable comment on this subject from urine therapy supporters."

"I have always wondered why a certain group of health nuts feel the need to become violent and nasty when someone disagrees with them."

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

bsjoelbs's picture
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How can drinking urine cure bloody urine? Wouldn't you be drinking bloody urine? Doesn't seem like that would work.

mott the poople's picture
l 100+ points

Most doctors suck...lots of pills that do nothing. You could play football with my liver...=]

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

Bunga Din's picture
j 1000+ points

Urine Therapy is for kooks, about as useful as healing stones and other new age claptrap. If you're into urine therapy I have some aroma therapy you might wanna try.

The Shit Volcano's picture
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bsjoelbs- you're right. I'm glad someone is thinking with a logical brain. Not one with uric acid poisoning.

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Dr.Rakshak Mal Lodha's picture

Urine Therapy is one of the best therapy amongst all other therapies It is cost less & has no side effect It can treat multiples diseases In India UT is called "RAKSHANK" and Lodha Cola It prevents most of the diseases It is one of the oldest therapy

The Shit Volcano's picture
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I suppose you drink piss to help improve your grammar?

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The Shit Volcano's picture
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Just thought I'd bump this up so we can all laugh at it.

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The Dumpster's picture
i 2000+ points

If God had wanted us to drink our urine, he would've made our dicks reach up to our mouths.

Just because a few of us have that anatomical ability, though, is no reason to draw any big generalizations. Pee belongs down the house pipes; not those of the house people.

Heavy Doodie's picture
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This urine therapy may have a basis in homeopathy--taking VERY SMALL amounts of substances that cause illness in order to stimulate natural defenses. And what better a source than what we excrete? I wouldn't buy it as a panacea, but the theory seems interesting--kind of a natural feedback process (literally, even). In all fairness, I agree it's gross, and don't feel any inclination to try it myself, but it may be worth consulting a doctor about.
BTW, this may not be the proper forum to discuss matters of urine, since it is POOP Report, not Pee Report, and a Pee Doctor might be better informed on the specifics. No disrespect to Poonurse, however, as you sound like a caring and conscientious person.
I'm reminded of the saying, "Minds are like parachutes--they only work when they're open."

Keep up the crappy work!

Keep up the crappy work!

3flusher's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I suppose one side effect would be piss breath.

3flusher

The Dumpster's picture
i 2000+ points

It is always wonderful to see one of these posts where TSV is out there, wielding the sword of truth and the breastplate of logic against a whole army of morons! TSV, you remind me of the White Witch in the battle scene in "Chronicles of Narnia." Keep it up!

One almost wishes that these kinds of posts could be timed so that they automatically come back up about once a year or so and we could all get another good laugh.

BicycleRepairMan's picture

No - TSV is most certainly NOT 'wielding the sword of truth and the breastplate of logic against a whole army of morons!'

Rather, she is an intensely narrow-minded individual who believes that her own limited experience and understanding of life must somehow stand for all. She talks utter drivel about matters of which she patently knows absolutely nothing.

Other than regurgitating information which backs up her own pre-existing ignorant beliefs how much personal experience does she have of that which she so self-importantly speaks? - absolutely none.

The arrogance of ignorance is a sad but often amusing thing.

SamDamnit's picture
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I know a guy that drinks his own pee. It makes for a good party trick. He does it straight from the source. Outside of that, he drinks it at home too. He says he drinks it mid-stream, in the shower. Again, straight from the source. I don't know how his girl friend kisses him.
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GottaGoGirl's picture
i 2000+ points

Urine contains urea, and can harm your kidneys if ingested over long periods of time.

healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

I agree with TSV gross. You would think that people would have enough common sense to know that when our bodies excrete something, it is because our bodies don't need it.

Pee is not meant to drink. It has urea, bilirubin, oilguria, nitrogen waste, toxic substances that entered the body, and many more bad things. Pee is yellow for a reason.

I am very much into alternative medicine but, this is just ridiculous. If the "pee drinkers" want to drink their pee, that is entirely up to them, but I am going to keep my pee out of my mouth and in the toilet instead.
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"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

Anonymous Coward's picture

Logjam
"I'm beginning to think that the biggest problem facing America today is that so many of us have the sort of open minds that wonderingrose advocates."

Amen. Some folks minds are so open they couldn't entertain a sound thought if one occurred to them. Drinking urine might be good for you, but I bet it will shorten your life if you try it on me.

Oxy Moron's picture

Does drinking your own urine really make you live longer? If it does, why the hell would you want to? If I had to look forward to a steaming glass of hot pee for breakfast everyday I'd hope for an early death. And I too hate bad grammar - she was mean to my poor gramper.

healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

AC 10/9/06, I think some people are open minded, others are just gullable.

Yeah, the bad grammar thing drives me nuts too. There is such a thing as proof reading after you are done typing, and dictionaries people.

I still can't believe that some people actually consume their own bodily waste. :-0#
_______
Born to clog your bog, with a giant log.

"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

runninggrrl2's picture
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I agree with all of you who think it's nasty. It IS nasty...just think of everything that's in there. Sure, there aren't any bacteria, but there are all kinds of weird chemicals (especially if you went drinking the night before) and byproducts, etc. I think the ONLY time I'd even consider it would be if I was stuck in a desert and I was going to die of dehydration if I didn't. Even then, I'd look for a cactus to suck on first.

This is the same reason I don't eat liver...it's like eating a used oil filter. Toxin city.


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An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

There was a man named Lee who started drinking pee at the age of three.

Lee's friends would plead not to drink pee, it is unhealthy, but Lee would not listen to thier plee.

One day, at the age of 33, Lee could not pee.

Lee's doctor told him that he had damaged his kidney for drinking his pee.

So all of you who drink your pee, just think poor old Lee.

Listen to Healthy, drink some tea, it is much better for you than pee. Do you agree?
_______
Born to clog your bog, with a giant log.

"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

Anonymous Coward's picture

runninggrrl2 - "Sure, there aren't any bacteria..." A caveat to the above, in HEALTHY urine there are no bacteria. In someone with urosepsis or a UTI there are all sorts of bacteria.

First in Peedom's picture

"Yeah, the bad grammar thing drives me nuts too. There is such a thing as proof reading after you are done typing, and dictionaries people."

Shall I assume that while you heartily disapprove of bad grammar, improper syntax does not bother you in the least? Have you heard the one about people in glass houses?

The Shit Volcano's picture
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BicycleRepairMan, I am not closed-minded. I just have a real problem getting letters from urine therapy people who threaten to slit my throat, and other such things. I am amazed at the volume of violence I have seen from certain UT enthusiasts, which would tell me not to dabble in such things.

Someone who tries to make their point through threats and intimidation usually has no point to make. Though, I suppose you don't care considering you have a real problem with reading comprehension skills. Try READING the whole thing before you throw random insults.

I know its hard, BRM. If you have a LOGICAL argument in support of urine therapy, please post it here, AS I HAVE ASKED IN MY LONG STATEMENT.

So far, I have seen maybe one logical argument since my long post, and the rest on the UT side are illiterate posts that take a moment to figure out. Most of them have been insults, further proving my point that no one seems to have any LOGICAL argument FOR urine therapy, just a lot of examples of idiots.

BRM, you can't buy a brain, nor can you drink one up out of your piss.

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BiSHoP's picture

It makes for a good party trick. He does it straight from the source. Outside of that, he drinks it at home too. He says he drinks it mid-stream, in the shower. Again, straight from the source.

Hypochondriac!'s picture

This was a great boredom-killer. I even forgot about the ailment that brought me to PoopReport in the first place. Internet rivals in a life-or-death debate about drinking piss. Yee.

Tom Collins's picture

Mmmmm...just finished a whole blenderful of PeePee Colada. Delicious, but the afterburps sure make my eyes water!
Wait until they find out that, among its many beneficial effects, drinking urine makes you hit a baseball farther! The random urine tests will detect...urine! Move over Barry and Hank! I'm swingin' for the fences!

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