constipated, and only blood comes out

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Tempy asks:

I have not had this problem before, thats why I am so concerned. Lately I have been pooping once in 1-2 weeks. And everytime I poop, the toilet gets clogged. My shit is not too large, but maybe theres something in it that clogs the toilet. Its also become a long and painful process to poop. I recently moved away for college and have had a huge change in diet, lots of junk and irregular meals, so thats probably a major factor. I am not in the position to change my diet too much at this point, but i'll try to make any changes if they r absolutely neccessary. Please tell me what could be wrong. Thanks a lot.

Tempy, Tempy, Tempy....

You know what needs to be done! It is not the fault of your diet or your poo. Get a more powerful toilet. Low flow sucks.

Hope this helps!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

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Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

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11 Comments on "constipated, and only blood comes out"

Turd Hugegrunt's picture


I had the very same problem many years ago when I first went away to college. I discovered it was the change in diet that caused the toilet-cloggin' poops. At home, my mom always made sure we had plenty of stool-softening veggies, etc. But at college my diet quickly devolved to beer and burgers which caused rock-hard rectal emissions that invariably clogged the toilets no matter how large or small the turds. Seems like it had more to do with the hard, solid logs catching sideways in the waste pipes.

Anyway, I found it helpful to break the pooplogs up before flushing them down. Now, you can do this manualy if that's your thing, or you can take a chance bangin' on them with a hammer or a crowbar or something. But I found the most effective way was simply to carefully insert a large firecracker or cherry bomb into the approximate middle of the turd.

Warning: DO NOT FLUSH THE TURD BEFORE THE CHERRY BOMB GOES OFF or you will certainly burst the pipes. AND you may want to wear goggles for viewing the explosion.

On second thought, considering you make disrupt your fellow students study time with all that noise, and in today's world you may even attract the attention of some homeland security types, maybe you should just eat more veggies.

Peace in the Poopchute.

The Shit Volcano's picture
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I can go for days without a poop. It's no big deal unless it starts hurting.

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sam's picture

I pooped and i got all blood inside the toilet, what should i do? and what cause this problem?
i wanted to know urgently.

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Sam, it might be an impacted hemmeroid, as the Poonurse said. This can be frightening. If it really bothers you, go to the doctor just to reassure yourself.

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healthy 1's picture
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I agree with TSV. A change in diet will make a big difference as well.
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Embarrassed Nanny's picture

I started a new diet filled with lots of fruits, vegetables and hi-fiber breads. Now I clog the toilet every time I go poo, which is a couple times a day. I started eating junk for a couple months & no clogging. I started the new diet again last week and I clogged a toilet again yesterday. I am a nanny and this happened at my new nanny job. They didn't own a plunger. I am so embarrassed!! What the heck should I do? Why would more fiber lead to clogged toilets? Help!

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Your high fiber diet is fine, just drink more fluids, particularly water.

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sittingpretty's picture
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Take a coat hanger wire with you to break up your movement. Flush your toilet paper separately. And drink more water.
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

skinny chick's picture

Errrr.. well ever since a few days ago when i had to go poo.. my poo wouldnt come out.. its too big to make its way out of my ass.. its just like stuck there.. and it just hurts more and more every time i try to go poo.. i can barely walk to the kitchen and back to my room without getting that 'i gotta poo so freaking bad' feeling.. but all that happens is a tiny bit of liquidy poo thats backed up sneaks by the one thats clogging up my insides[i tried eating some salsa and chinese food to get it moving.. bad idea].. i cant push it out and i've tried pushing from the outside to like reshape it to fit and its just too hard >.< every time i try i end up with sore muscles in my abs and diaphragm, and almost dripping sweat.. it hurts to breahte.. this is the worst pooping experience that has ever happened to me and i dont know what to do D: i dont handle pain very well.. and its just starting to hurt so bad.. the most that ever comes out is like.. the tip of that giant poo.. and i just cant push it out so it ends up getting sucked back in >_< im scared something might happen because ever since that day my stomach has been feeling sickish and i cant eat anything.. how am i supposed to get this thing out D: it hurts and its uncomfortable and i'm confined to my room pretty much.. is there a way to soften poo when its already made it almost to the exit point?

sittingpretty's picture
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Get your mom to stick her longest gloved lubed (with ky jell) finger up there and break it up for you. If not get someone to take you to the emergency room. First sit in a tub of hot water. I know this sounds gross but mabe in the water it will soften and come out easier.
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Anonymous Coward's picture

Every time I go to the bathroom I clog the toilet. And when I go it's reallybig and I have a hard time pushing it out. My anus hurts now because of it. I changed my diet and have been eating a lot of veggies everyday. And when I wiped myself I seen blood on my tissue and it was a pinkish color but then stopped a couple days later, so it's not bleeding anymore. But it still hurts and I don't know what to do.

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