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Stevey Stank Ass asks:

Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me.

My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed.





Dear Steve,

Thanks for the question!

Much as I hate to admit it, you are going to have to see your MD about this one. There are many causes of fecal odor--constipation being one. Other causes may be anatomic considerations. Examples include rectal prolapse, weakness of the anal sphincter or decreased rectal compliance. (I hate it when my rectum doesn't comply, don't you?)

Your doctor might consider doing a flexible sigmoidoscopy to inspect the colon and anus. Other tests you may want to discuss with your MD include an endorectal ultrasound to evaluate for structural abnormalities or anorectal manometry to evaluate for anal sphincter dysfunction.

Some studies have shown that intake of vitamin K can control fecal odor, but I don't have any information on this.

Good luck!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

1557 Comments on "my ass really, really, really smells"

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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 08.02.2007
I think we should work on our fear,
that is the cause, so I believe.
Doesn't matter what you eat or what you have in your gut, FEAR is causing this peculiar disease.
There is nothing wrong on you, we have all the reasons for be afraid, we are living in a mad world. Everybody are afraid, more or less, but not all react in the same way.
I know, it is difficult to believe but think on it the next time you are feeling this damned strange thing of smell.
Anyway I would suggest you all to take a break, a long period of time away, get your self a one year holiday. School can wait, work can wait.
Avoid for a while stress situations or thing that scare you. Relax, calm down, treat your self well and see if get better.
Peace and love
Morris

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 08.04.2007
I first got the poop smell when i was working as a cashier. I smelled something that smelled like shit and I started to look around and i thought it was this guy in line a back of me, but when he left it still smelled and my manger noticed and made comments to other cashiers about me. At the time I was doing crystal meth. The next day the smell went away, until a few months one night it came back. I think the crystal meth fucked up something inside of me. When I ate something and then did some crystal meth it would smell like the thing I ate earlier but rotten or shit. I knew I had to stop doing crystal meth but i couldn't, i was addicted. My friends wouldn't say nothing to my face but gave each other looks when it started to smell. They would talk shit behind my back and one time when me and a group of friends were doing crystal meth one girl said why does he do it if that happens. I don't do crystal meth anymore but sometimes I fell like I smell, It ruined my life. I was so out going and could talk forever but now I can't even look someone in the eyes. I am depressed and have major anxiety attacks when i am around people, I have taken Prozac like someone mentioned earlier and feel like it did help a little, but the damage is done. I still have the same ''friends'' because this smell, this fear, this disease won't let me find new friends, it totally fucked my head up. I want to be alone and away from people, I even want to kill myself but i don't want my family to go through that shame. I don't know maybe like someone said earlier that it could be the sweat glands and that when we feel offensive or defensive we let out a odor like some animals because when i do feel like that I feel a leakage, who knows. So I will just have to suffer and fake it through life until I find a way out. GOD FORGIVE OUR SINS.

HEAVEN SENT's picture

HEY YOU ALL.I'VE BEEN SUFFERING FROM A TERRIBLE BODY ODOR FOR 7 YRS NOW.I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING. INCLUDING GETTING MY ARMPITS REMOVED (SKOOG PROCEDERE) I HAD IT ALL DONE IN VAIN. I WAS THINKING MAYBE MY SMELL CAME FROM MY ARM PITS. IT WAS COMING OUT OF ALL OF MY POURS. DON'T GO TO ANY DOCTORS FOR A SCRIPT,THEY'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING,REMEMBER THEIR NOT WORKING FOR YOU (MOST OF THE TIME) WRITING SCRIPTS IS THEI JOB..WELL IN MY CASE IT SEEM TO BE ANYWAY. WELL I MET ANOTHER PERSON WITH THE SAME CONDITION WHO WAS CURED OF THIS..YES I SAID CURED NOT TREATED!!

GOOGLE DR.HULDA'S DIET
BLACK WALNUT
WORMWOOD
AND GROUND CLOVES

YES THAT ALONE WITH A ALL GREEN LEAFY AND FRUIT DIET FOR A 3 WEEKS CURED HER!!

IM DESPERATE...I BOUGHT ALL THE SUPPLIES TODAY.
I MET THIS GIRL IT WORKS!!! DUE TO ALL OF THE STRESS AND NOT BEING ABLE TO LIVE MY LIFE I EAT A LOT OF FAST FOOD.AND JUNK FOOD. I REFUSE TO LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE. PLEASE YOU ALL TRY THIS..STOP LOOKING FOR THE EASY WAY OUT!! PLEASE TRY THIS AND LET ME KNOW IF IT HELPED. I BELIEVE IT WILL.THAT GIRL SMELLED WORSE THAN ME AND NOW SHE'S CURED. IM GOING TO BE GIVING YOU ALL DAY BY DAY UPDATES. OH AND BY THE WAY SHE LOST TONS OF WEIGHT.WISH ME LUCK

Anonymous Coward's picture

if this works ill be so happy and never the same! i cant wait until a months time

not new to me's picture

I have had this problem since I was 19, I am 45.Ihave tried it all . People can't know the hurt they cause with their rude remarks. This has been a life of hell with many thoughts of ENDIG IT ALL.What I have learned in all this time is you have to have faith it will get better.
Try this it will help
CUT OUT THE SUGAR
CUT DOWN ON RED MEATS
LOTS OF GREEN VEGIES
MORE FRUITS (BUT NOT SWEET)
OIL OF OREGINO(3 DROPS MRN 3DRPS NITE)
ALSO TRY A LITTLE ON WASHCLOTH AT NIGHT WASH ALL FUNKY PLACES
this will help but not cure
I feel for you all and understand.GOOD LUCK

Anonymous Depressed Coward's picture

i think we are all screwed, we're all destined to being stinky coz noone posts good replies. I think i smell but i dont smell it but when im around people acasionally people say "whos farted?" "ooorrr can you smell that?" i know its got nowt to do with dieting, farting coz i hardly ever, washing (im a hygiene freak)Im not going to a doctor coz id have to tell my parents, ive tryed soap, water, talc, wearin 2 pairs of boxers, deoderant, fucking hell save me!

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Sorry Depressed...no help here....I know, why don't you foloow my dog around, and when you see him roll and thrash around a bit...wait for him to finish, and go do the same thing...can't make things any worse, Ill bet!

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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Im not sure if Im paranoid ,friends and family tell me I am but Im almost certain i smell. my ass seems like its leaking a clear fluid, and my friends dont like hanging out with me anymore, maybe it becouse of my depressing aditude how can I fix a problem when I dont know if I have one. Ive been to several different dr and cant figure anything out. either way if Im paranoid than i dont know wat to do if I stink I dont know what to do

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I have a really good answer for you. Ask a small child if you stink. They never lie. It may sound weird, but if any of your neighbors or family has a kid under the age of 9 or so, ask the kid if you "smell funny". You'll get your answer.

Hang in there.
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Thanks, daphne. A five year old just told me I smell like a doody-head.

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High praise, indeed!

All you have left to aspire to is "Fart Nugget!"

Anonymous Coward's picture

Reporting back, hope this helps, it helps me to a degree, I am of course, still trying. I have been taking a product called odor cleanse which I reported a while back. Here is my experience. After taking odor cleanse for 7 days odor was gone, then on about the 9th or 10th day I noticed a very strong vinager odor, I know this is better than the poop smell but I mean it was so overwhelming that it made my eyes burn. Here is what I have tried since then and it seems to be working. I take the odor cleanse for 6 days and lay off for about 4 or five days, the smell will come back but not nearly as strong, then on the 4th or 5th day I resume the 6 day treatment and by the 2nd day it is totally gone again for 4 or five days. Wish I could report that it totally eliminated it but it is only short lived. All of us have the same problem but differnt body chemistries, so...I would deifinetly suggest purchasing product, just google it, I have forgotten the email address, it will defintely give you some well deserved relief. I try now to only leave the house while I am on treatment and stay home in between. Has made a dramatic difference in my life. Also, have started taking this week odorless garlic. This is supposed to kill any and all candididasis alcabins. Will report back in a few weeks on this added supplement. I wish us all the best and God Bless.

Justa Coward's picture

What some of you describe has suddenly happened to me. I have had constipation because of taking narcotic pain pills after rupturing disks in my spine. I caught a cold, which turned to pneumonia, so I ended up on two different courses of antibiotic and 3 Rocephin antibiotic shots 3 days in a row. Just when I decided I was going to do something about the constipation, I suddenly began to have the constant feeling of needing to go. There is slightly bloody mucous in great quantities that has the odor of very rotten fish. Horrors! I can't believe you poor folks have dealt with this a long time. My thought is that I developed an impaction, which sat and putrified, maybe even causing an infection due to the antibiotics killing off the good bacteria. I am going to try this for now: Lactobacillus acidophilus capsules to restore the good bacteria and a gentle laxative. The absolute best thing I have ever used as either a laxative or cure for diarrhea is wheat bran. Now, this is impossible to chew, except for horses, so I mix it with applesauce so it will just slide down my throat. I use about a quarter of a cup to start, then back off to a couple of tablespoons. It expands and collects fluid in your intestines, and you want to drink large quantities of water at the same time. It will clean a person out. I will get both at the store and health food store and begin that as soon as I can.

For those who believe they have a candida infection, we discovered a cure for thrush in the mouth. My husband has to take inhaled steroids, so he develops thrush and white-capped sores in his mouth. Early in the day, rinse your mouth after brushing with a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide and water, 50/50. Take acidophilus capsules at the recommended dose. At night, swish apple cider vinegar around your mouth and don't drink anything before going to sleep. Do not drink sweet drinks and go to bed! The candida organisms live on sugar, and the vinegar neutralizes the sugar and changes the pH of your mouth and throat. It worked, far better than the prescription thrush liquid he had previously. For your other end, I don't see why one could not use a 50% solution of 3% peroxide and water to wash just a few inches up. Maybe drinking a little apple cider vinegar (maybe a tablespoon) and changing the pH of your intestinal tract might help. Worth a try! (Do not drink hydrogen peroxide!)

I will let you know if what I plan to try works to rid me of this abominable problem. However, I thought it was important to tell you that I believe medication caused this. Painkillers and muscle relaxers interfere with the action of the intestines. Antibiotics kill everything good that keeps us running properly. I think the solution is to get rid of everything present, putrified and constipated, then restore the flora that maintain the gut. There are also some health food stores that sell liquid chlorophyll that you mix about a teaspoon in a glass of water to drink. It is refreshing, and it really helps with odors from wherever.

It Smells Back Here!!!!'s picture

hey ppl.. im back @ the age of 16..with this reoccurring problem..ive have it over a year at least.. and it comes and goes.. its my junior yr of hs and idk if i have many or little to no friends..every1 that knows me likes me because i do no worng..(at least i try) but back to the subject..my arse really stinks lol..and i think my cat has the prob too..LOL but it doesnt wipe its arse.. anyways
i take 3 showers a day.. b4 i ever had this prob.. one b4 school one after school(b4 work now) and one b4 bed..and that darn stench still gets out lol... ( IM NOT AT ALL A NEGATIVE PERSON ANYMORE..)
BACK TO THE SUBJ... im fed up with this and im going to go see a doc.. or maybe if i can find A PROCTOLOGIST(arse doctor) in my state ill give him/ her a call...
ALL of US ppl need to do research..so we can help one another and not have to see, hear or read about each other suffering... here are a few things ive tryed:
COLONGE HELPS (for a bit)..
DRYER SHEET (i gave up on them.. but i think they worked some..)
DEORDORANT ( made matters worse..BUT im not saying it wont help you..lol)

...ANYWAYS
Ive done plenty of things to help myself..and you hear/ read this often on the site but GETTING FIBER IS NECESSARY>>EATING FRUITS&VEGGIES(LIKE MY MUM SAYS LOL)>> AND EXERCISE. EXERCISE EXERCISE!!!!! IM NOT TRYING TO STRAIN THAT BUT EXERCISE IS HEALTHY SO DO GET OFF YOUR DARN COMPUTER(sometime) AND EXERCISE..REGARDLESS WHAT EXERCISE YOUR DOING ITS HEALTY..SO TRY IT.. ILL GIVE YOU MY STORY ABOUT THE TRIP TO THE DOCS LATER... NOW ALL ANY OF US CAN DO IS STAY HEALTHY, PRAY, FIGURE OUT A WAY SO WE ALL CAN BEAT THIS.... ASS(back) to You PoopReport..and thanks!

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I have the same problem as Stevey, but I think mine is too complicated. It started 4 years ago when I was in high school living like a king. I had every thing a man could need to be the one, I was powerful, rich, cute, brave, helpful & every thing, everyone loved me. But suddenly something new came up, and made me felt very hot in my butt and made me sweat like a melting ice starting from my butt to my toes. It lasted for three months and then I started to stink like a rat whenever I sweat, but this was just an introduction, the real problem is now, I’m sweating and stinks like a dead rat just 5 to 10 minutes after shower. Sometimes I think there is something in my ass but when I wipe I got nothing but a sweat. I can't use public services like transport, I can't continue studding, I can't visit my friends or cousins. I'm totally lost sometimes I think I'm dead because of loneliness which brings darkness in my life, sometimes I wish to be born again cause now I'm real enabled man with no future. I Prayed God several times and he helped me but no for this problem. Maybe I’m witched. May be its a punishment from God, but why and why me not you. I've tried several treatment but I failed, I don't know if it is a fungus, but no pain, no itch no scars, I even tried deodorants and become worse. Please poopreport.com help me I’m all alone and I real don't know what to do. your all I've got. Please!!!!!!!

Anonymous Coward's picture

you know... as crazy as it seems.. and believe me.. i thought it was crazy too, but over the summer i was at a summer camp and got into the jesus high and everything and i saw some things. many of you people won't believe me but here it is anyway.

Well i've been coming to this site off and on for about 6 months now

but anyway at camp i was walking down this dark path at night talking with god and i asked him something in my head like "show me proof you're real" and so right after i said that i looked ahead, and there was a long path that lead to a whole other part of the camp. something in my head told me to go down there, so i did it. about 300 yards down the path (the whole time i was looking down at the ground staring at my feet) i all of a sudden feel like something tackled me. worst pain i've felt in my life for a few seconds. i look up and there is a completely pitch black dark figure. it looked extremely familiar like i knew who it was but i couldn't remember who it was a weird feeling. it was like it had been a part of me or inside of me or something an unexplainable feeling. it was a completely dark figure like the complete absence of light. hard to explain it was like if light shown upon it it wouldnt become any brighter. it also had red eyes. not glowing, but they were visible. it had extremely long legs, and a short torso, and it's shoulders scrunched up. it was just staring at me standing up and i was laying on my back looking up at him. the whole thing lasted 30 minutes of us just looking at each other. the entire time, i couldn't breathe. not a single breath. i dont know how i survived. i couldnt think straight either. i was trying so hard to pray to god and after about 30 minutes i finally uttered out, "god help me". immediately after that something in my head or something forced me to yell at the demon "I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST" and the dark figure let out a piercing scream. the loudest thing i've ever heard in my life, but at the same time it didnt hurt my ears. it then got onto all fours and sprinted off at incredibly fast speed. i got up and sprinted back to the main part of camp as fast as i could.

a few days later people were telling stories about demons, and described one. the explanation they said was the exact thing that the dark figure looked like. they were telling stories about possessions and exorcism's. they said that when a human is possessed by a demon, they are sick in some way. there are different variations on what they do. some are minor sicknesses and some are major. but the whole time the person is sick, they are completely unaware of it. they have no idea nothing is going wrong until the demon is free from them.

i had the poo smell problem for 2 years. i always tried everything. the only thing that seemed to help the most was the whole not washing it thing and just rinsing it in the shower with the wash cloth with no soap or anything. that would help it but it would always come back sometimes.

not a single time after that night i was face to face with that demon did i have a poo smelling problem again. i mean not a single time. i was having it earlier that day too. but i mean not a single time. i did nothing different hygiene-wise either.

lots of you people probably think i'm crazy and that i was on something or seeing things. but i mean you can believe what you want to believe. dont think that post up at the beginning of this thread is complete bullcrap.

timbo's picture

Im 34 and had this problem since secondary school (11 years old). I think the problem is with the sweat glands and someone mentioned earlier which is where the odour is relased from - If you take Extra Strengh Oil of Peppermint capsules, available from any health store you will reek of peppermint for a while instead of shite, which is somewhat better and take some fibre addative like Fibregel or Senokot- but drink loadsa water or it'll go like concrete! I've been to the docs here on the other side of the pond and all they keep saying is 'eat more fruit' which doesn't really help.

I'll try some of the other suggestions here and let you know what happens!

Timbo

Anonymous Coward's picture

Has anyone actually gone to a doctor and said "I stink like shit!"? "my asshole lets out poo smell"? I have and after a look, scope, meds, colonoscopy, arthroscomy, the doc said "There is nothing wrong with you."

STOP COMPLAINING PEOPLE AND TAKE POST ANSWERS

GO TO A DOCTOR AND TELL HIM YOUR PROBLEM

Anonymous Coward's picture

My condolenses to all of you with a "smell" problem. I was once asked in high school if I'd eaten "shit" for breakfast. I found my bad breath correlated to "smelly" white lumps that sporatically became dislodged from pockets in the back of my mouth/throat (compacted food material?) Anyone else have these pockets? Afterward, my bad breath would disappear for a while. In College I noticed the hair on my head, or was it my scalp, smelled bad.

In my thirties I sought help for life-long depression. An alternative doctor found I was allergic to dairy products, gluten (not just wheat) and had a full body Yeast/Candida infection (blood stream). Solution: change in diet and vitamin and mineral suppliments for deficiencies. Wasn't able to maintain the ridgid diet for too long, resorted to anti-depressants, but noticed bad breath and hair smells disappeared.

Now in my forties, I've recently moved into a newly constructed home. I fogged the place after my dog brought home fleas . . . all but my husband (who works outside the home) began to feel nauseaus, dizzy and sick . . . when researching pesticide poisoning I ran across the comment that arsenic poisoning makes your feces smell like garlic (which mine and one daughter's did). Yet, after cleaning the house from top to bottom, I still have the garlic smelling feces. . .

Since then, I have also researched the negative health effects of high Electro-magnetic fields (electrical and wireless equipment). And was surprised by the symptoms (headache, diarrhea, gastrointestinal problems, heartburn, nausea, dizziness, confusion, memory loss, etc.)

What am I trying to say? 1) Are you allergic to the food you are eating, or drugs you are taking? Read: Eating Right For Your Blood Type 2)Are you deficient in any vitamins and/or minerals? Use an alternative doctor who uses labs that test for specific deficiencies 3)Could there be a poisonous substance in your home, school, work place, or environment? 3)Are you chemically, or electromagnetically sensitive? Check out the internet for symptoms.

Hope these ideas have helped.

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HELLO TO THE LADY WHO WROTE THE LAST ENTRY. I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM YOU HAVE WITH THE POCKETS, I MUST BE ALLERGIC TO DAIRY TOO, WHAT CAN U EAT AND CAN YOU NOT EAT. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO WRITE TO MY E-MAIL I NEED HELP, IV GONE TO A FEW DOCTORS/DENTISTS AND THEY DONT HAVE ANY HELP. MY E-MAIL IS HIMOANA@HOTMAIL.COM
PLEASE WRITE ME ILL DO ANYTHING TO HAVE CONFIDENCE IN FACE TO FACE COMMUNICATION. THANKYOU

Anonymous Coward's picture

Hello again, Just wanted to know if any of you have tried the Odor Cleanse product that I reported back to you on Aug. 6th?? I would like to know if it is working for you and if you had to break up the dosages as I did or if you can stay on it and not stink at all anymore?? I have an approval from my insurance company to see a holistic doctor and will be making appontment today. Wil let you know how that goes. God Bless us all, every stinking one. signed, Still Trying

Anonymous Coward's picture

Yeah, I know you'll laugh, I'm 28 and I still have the problem. Sometimes I don't know whether it's best to laugh or to be serious about it. Each one has a bad side. Laughing = being inconsiderate to others' having to smell your backside, and seriousness = suicidal thoughts. One thing I know is to wake up expecting a fight everyday and to focus on what I have to do. One friend of mine experienced what I went through when he used the wrong shampoo and ended up smelling bad for the whole day, what made it worse was that he was making up stuff in his head that other people were talkinga bout him, but I looked around and saw no one talking about him. I realized from seeing it from an outside point of view that smelling bad isn't really an excuse to make fun of someone or not talk to them or for them to quit their jobs. But on the other hand, I can't also expect other people to be ok with smelling me. I'm still trying to teach myself to stay away from people at a distance. And forget about joining any group, as I'll cause any group to run away.
Anyways, at least he gets to take a shower and get rid of the smell. I have to wake up like this and "educate" every new person I pass by. Jeeees, some of you complain about being smelled 2 yards away, that's nothing, I can fill up a whole damn room, that's a lot more than 2 yards in any direction BTW. I'd be thankful if I could just be 2 yards.
Sorry I don't have a solution, but for what it's worth, keep on trying and researching, you have my support. Good luck.

Anonymous Poocurious blogger's picture

I thought this site was a joke, and it is funny but it really does explain what goes on in a funny humerous way thanks pooreport it is nice to know we have people that aren't afraid to tackle the poop issues. It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Aj

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HIMOANA;About allergic to dairy, and anyone interested in there intesinal health yogurt does wonders for your health and Acidophillus bacteria, visit the NYA(National Yogurt Association) or any other FACTUAL site regarding these PROBIOTICS and it can do wonder for your intestinal and general help i.e diarhea issues,gas,bloating problems. Hope you guys like this one. Sincerley fellow Poopblogger. : )

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OMG I just read your comment about the smelly ball things, I'm not sure what the medical name/term is, but it is a combination of post nasal drip, and high concentrations of sulfer, and most people get them. They can be found in your tonsils, open your mouth in front of a mirror(THIS IS WHAT I DO)especially if you brush your teeth and your breath still has that weird smell, so open your mouth and where your tonsils are flex them by going "AAAAAHHHHHHH" and they should "Flare" or open up. If you see small white yellow balls, take a Q-tip, and you can dislodge them also, if you drink about 2-3 cups of coffee in the morning, coffee has a decongestant effect to it, it will dislodge them. I do the coffee thing I just mentioned above when ever this happens and just 3 days ago, and a huge chunk and several pieces of what I call "Balls of Stink" came up and let me tell you anyone who knows what I am talking about, knows Those f**ckers stink!!! I hope I have helped at least one person. Remember you can find almost anything on the internet and I ALWAYS, ALWAYS research and confirm EVERYTHING, so do the same good luck.
-AJ

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In response to the dairy council remark, or you could eat soy yogurt, which tastes exactly the, is involved in no propoganda of the USDA, and involves no cruelty.

Do any of you really think California cows are happy?


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REPLY:daphne,About the yogurt I wasn't specific I actually take the acidophillus bacteria pills, but anywhere you get these good bacteria will help with your health and if soy yogurt has active yogurt cultures than go for it soy also has great benifits it's all a preference and I agree I've seen the dairy cows in california and who knows to me yogurt is yogurt but I am going to buy some soy yogurt because I'm all curious about so. I go for the sugar-free yogurt so I don't know if they haev that in soy but I'll try
Aj

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I think I'd be more comfortable with sugar than the aspartame/splenda they use in yogurt. You can't trust any additives these days, I tell you.

If you are going to give them a try, Silk soy yogurt is really good. And it's got active culture like you want.


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Anonymous Coward's picture

i am 16 student , i found when i wiped my ass i found blood mixed with jelly liquid.

please help
thanks

soz about my spelling and grammer

Anonymous Coward's picture

This may seem really terrible, but I found myself lol reading a lot of the stories. Not because I am an 'evil f**ker' but because I have been there and worn out the so called T Shirt. Have a combination of hyperthyrodism and hyperhydrosis, I can't win. To top it up with a shitty farty woft just finishes it off. I am totally baffled as what it could be but think it started when I took i smoking (I have since given up ). The smell seems to appear when I start to get hot and sweaty, and yes it reeks of shit..lol, that is all i can do at the stage, ain't gonna gry anymore..........we got to be strong no matter what. Loved ones are immune to our passing of the shit smell, it comes and goes, wofting, there for long enough to be humiliated, but disapears around loved ones or any one from the medical profession. If no one believes you (family and friends) then this site is confirmation that number one you are not going mad, and number two (not the poo poo) but the actual number lol is that we all are fantastically clean people who have a unique stinky condition. Keep your butt hair low... take spare under wear to work or school, drink loads of water.... don't smoke serious it just make it worse. I actually smelt myself today, and it smelt like a skunk that had chowed down on rotten eggs then shit itself (i'm just guessing how a skunk who had just shit itself may smell). Ladies it worse because the ideal is that we all smell like rose petals............. as outkas pointed out............Roses really smell like poo!
Going doctors again and too be honest I know it has alot to do with diet, the pain in my lower back and some sort of infection. Stay up lifted, f**k those who do not understand, because I do!! Stay strong, stay beautiful
Forever loved
xox

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hey dont be negative for now us Gold bond powder to cover the smell. it works. but yeah do exercise all the time. eat healthy .no soda or caffine. Go to the doctor and explain everithing.there is a cure for everyone dont be afraid go to the doctor and tell him evething. eat healthy. dont stop your social life for this us gold boond powder it helps
i am 17 years old and i going to get cure
belive me there is a cure you just have to look for the right one. dont let the people comment on the page let you down . we can do it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont give uo
remeber this frace
what donts kills you , makes you stronger.
find help
fast so you dont have to dill with this alone
pray to god he will listen to you

Anonymous Coward's picture

so, this is my first time i have tried looking for something to help me. After reading all of these comments I have come to the realization that nothing is going to help me. I am not a bad looking guy, I have had the same girlfriend for five years. I only have enough money to skim by going to school. So I cant go to a docter. I am 21 years old and I dont think that I will see another day. My girlfriend is very supportive of me and she feels that I can do anything, but I am affraid to step out of the house, because of the fear that I might smell like shit. Funny thing is, the only reason I am affraid to kill myself is because the people who take me out might find out that i stink. The Irony. Here is my gift to all of you that are going through the same problem I am. I am going to end my life, but before I do I will write a letter that donates my body to some kind of SHIT Research facility. I hope they find out what is wrong. Hey, and if they dont who cares because through the process of natural selection some of the sicknesses will cease to exist, simply because if people keep killing themselves over this there will be no more stinky people to make little stinky babies. I have tried since I was in 7th grade. good luck to you all.

Anonymous Coward's picture

To the poster above. Don't give up. People are only starting to come forward about it. I do not believe you are doomed to smelling this way forever. We are only at the start of the curve.

lonely whiteboy's picture

If I think I stink how do I find out I do. I have a feeling that I do but im not sure. My girl says that I dont stink but its like when she is not around other people make comments but not really to my face. I dont smell anything. How could something like this only happen when certain people are around or not around. This shit is wierd. Someone tell me how to find out. I dont want to ask a kid if i stink though, so if there are any other suggestions please let me know.

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Hey lonely whiteboy. I have a weird solution, but I did it once, and it worked.

Once I wanted to know what a certain someone was doing, names withheld, so I took one of the yahoo addresses of one of this certain person's friends, and I copied the information verbatim, with the only change was that I used one l instead of 2 in the address. Most people don't check emails very well, so this person responded to what was thought to be the friend's address.

I found out what was going on and deleted the address account. Unless someone has a very specific address for their email, you can do this. Hotmail and Yahoo are the easiest.

If you're totally serious about this, find one of your girlfriend's friends' addresses and copy it. Ask your girlfriend if she noticed that her boyfriend smelled funny. She might answer.

Of course, she will ask her friend about the email, so it's a crapshoot. Alot of trouble, but one more way to find out.


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Anonymous Coward's picture

Odor Cleanse is the same amino acid mushroom extract as Champex, which has been researched in Japan for controlling breath, body and fecal odor.

Studies in hospitals there used it to successfully eliminate body odor in the elderly and it improved their bowel movements after 30 days.

It removes ammonia from the blood
Lowers uric acid levels
Removes the smelly gases such as trimethylamine and other amines, sulpher, mercaptan
Increases the population of bifidus bacteria by double in 30 days. At the same time it reduces the population of c. difficile.
Inhibits the growth of Helico-pylori bacteria, known to cause halitosis
Improves kidney function
Improves liver function
Improves symptoms of gout
Boosts the immune system via the antioxidant properties of mushrooms
Improves bowel function (high in glutamic acid, which strengthens intestinal lining)
Improves allergies
It was the finishing cure for me. Probiotics cut the odor a bit and fixed the constipation and yeast recurrences, but Odor Cleanse is the cure for my odor problem. The capsules are 75mg so I take 7 after each meal to make it 525mg per dose. The lower dose is only good for breath odor.

Odor Cleanse (75mg caps) is available in U.S. and Champex (250mg caps) is sold in Europe and U.K. http://www.supersmart.com/search.pl?search=champex (37 pounds per bottle) They are the same product, just different doses and prices.

At www.betterlife.com Odor Cleanse is priced at $6.37 per bottle and you get a discount when buying quantity. www.smartbomb.com also sells Odor Cleanse ($5.37 per bottle sale right now).

You can see the research studies for odor removal and intestinal health with graphs and charts at www.directfood.net/champex They are trying to start an IBS clinical trial for it. You can leave your email with them and they are supposed to follow up. I put mine name in 6 weeks ago but haven't heard back from them.

Higher doses are needed for body odor than for breath odor and best results will be seen after 2 weeks or more use. My odor progressively improved each week and was completely gone after 5 weeks. I am at week 6 now and had a job interview a few days ago and no one made faces at me.

Odex is the same product too, but has been discontinued by Pure Encapsulations.

http://sterlingorganics.com sells a product called Quantum Kidney Complex which contains the mushroom extract too. Does not specify how many mg are in it.

It Smells Back Here!!!!'s picture

...whats up fellow stinkers?...im back again..and the visit to the doctor didnt do too much.. but one ? to everyone on here that has THIS problem.. Are you more than occasionally constipated..not like oh my stomach hurts bad constipated but like when you go to take a 2 it seems like your there for a while trying to get it all out?.. my doc put me on metamucil. which helps a little..
I dont have the leaky butt too often except when i get stressed or nervous...
Ive become a completly self-concious person and have adapted to the avoidant personality... but i think there might be a reason god might do this to us..to prove our strength.. because i know that if a whole buch of ppl that i clique with or any other kids @ my school had this prob. theyd probly kill themselves... I startd working fast food and dont eat too much of it..and i little to no time to exercise besides at school when i practice my friends/teachers/aquatince dodging which gives me major anxiety...but tommorrows not promised today and i try to make the best of it...and just think about the ppl who make fun of you too wheter it be friends or family..let it go through one ear and out the other because I KNOW I SMELL LIKE ASS..but i worry too much about it and some days i dont.
lets all just eat healthy and and try to clean our asses out the best we can...
My Steps To Getting Cleaner after taking a shh...
1. wipe all that you can get with tp
2. wipe it all up with a wet tp or baby wipe(work awesome).... But We might have to clean our butts out more than others do..and so now i get a baby wipe get my finger all in there( so i really despise taking shh because i hate doing that)And dont get me wrong ppl im not gay. its just do whatever you gotta do to get clean.
3. shower and repeat process 2..lol or after taking your dump and wiping.. squat with baby wipe grab some anitbacterial soap and clean your ass out in the shower...

lol ive always been a VERY hygienetic person and will still continue to think i am...i know that stench from my ass isnt inside my mind but the anxiety and stress i put on myself more than likely makes it worse...
if your experiencing this on the job or at school like me just stay calm becus worrying can & WILL make matters worse..
.....does anyone else have suggestions to get clean? lol.. This Poopreport is more than likely a lifesaver to all of us... Thanks poopreport.. and im out...

Anonymous Coward's picture

http://fecalbodyodor.forumotion.com/

Please join this new forum and share your thoughts ... lets help each other out guys.

Anonymous Coward's picture

decided to create a better forum http://fecalbodyodor.forumotion.com/

i think you will all like it, you can consider it your home till we find a cure.

There is a chatbox and more forums where you can interact with others in a simpler way.

and i am sure we are very near to find one.

FBOGOD's picture

The Cure !!!

Been sufferring from fecal body odor for sometime now. Tried clensing, laxatives, antifungals, acidity pills, digestive enzymes etc. etc. but no avail. Never thought the cure to this nasty problem would be such a simple thing. IT IS THIS:

We all have been "holding it in" and that means too much of squeezing the spinchter muscle inwards and with fecal odor, we tried squeezing even harder and thus the viscious circle which made the "sealing mechanism" malfunction. Would you all now try the opposite, that is pushing outwards. Practice this while you are on the toilet. Do this repeatedly and the "sealing mechanism" should start working again :-)

Also zinc tablets helped me reduce the odor greatly before this. Thanks "Faith B"
"Hope this helps."

Anonymous Coward's picture

if you have 2-3 tablespoons of fennel seeds after meals it makes your poo have no odour was tested for wind incontinence and disguises wind.

Anonymous Coward's picture

does anyone know what goldbond is im at the end of the road i need anything i read its not good for you and it just masks the problem but it seems to work even for a little bit

daphne's picture
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It's a powder, like baby powder, that you will find in Walmart or Walgreens. It comes in a bright, gold colored container. Find the powders that are medicated like Ammens, and it should be there next to them.


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Anonymous Coward's picture

I used to suffer from a fissure, which i think resulted from the mucus leaking from a hemhroid that I had and making the skin all raw and ichy. I used tinactin cream and it stoped the iching and healed the fissure which then allowd me to start to heal the hemroid. And while the fissure didnt stink enough for anyone to notice, it did smell. Try tinactin cream.

stressed and humiliated's picture

I have and the odor problem for at least 2 1/2 years. I have internal hemroids that will not go away, so I think that is where the odor is coming from because I didn't notice the odor until the hemroids came. I have tried creams, cleansing, rubberband procedure 2x, needle injection more times than I can count, had a colonoscopy done and only found a polyp and they removed it. I ordered Venapro because I haven't tried pills yet. Just ordered today. Will keep everyone posted. My husband and I argue because he says I don't stink. Hoe can he not. Maybe he is lying...I think so...or maybe some people don't smell it. I can smell up a room or more. I don't smell it all the time but I know its there because I see people reactions. Even people I know act different around. I go nowhere except work and groceries store on Saturday or Sunday night when it is not so packed. Oh...I asked Dr. about surgery and he won't let me do it because he says it don't work and its painfull. I don't care if it is painfull, how do you know it will work unless you try it...so it might not work for everyone, I could be one of those people it does work. But anyway that is why I think I have the odor. ANYBODY THINKING OF SUICIDE...DON'T...THERE HAS GOT TO BE A CURE...NOTHING IS WORTH TAKING YOUR LIFE! jUST HANG IN THERE!

Anonymous Coward's picture

Hey after doing more research I think that this is in some way related to smoking pot. I started to smell right around the time that I used to smoke alot of pot. Anyone else experienced the same thing. Also my smell comes from my scalp. I have a really oily scalp and the smell gets worse when I secrete oil. I used to only be able to smell it late in the day when my hair and scalp was oily. I dont think my smell comes from my ass. I am still in college and in order to live a somewhat normal life I have to shower twice a day and use a strong shampoo for oily hair to completely remove the oil from my hair. Try running you hand through your hair to see if it smells. Anyone else have similar symptoms.

End Of Discussion's picture

The cure is : Champex Or Odor cleanse or Prom internal deodorizer

http://www.directfood.net/champex/

You can buy them at amazon.com or supersmart.com

No more odor again... gratz all.
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Maybe I can Help's picture

I do not share this problem that most of you here do. I am not a sick-o that googles 'poop' and ends up on a site such as this. I actually came upon this site because a co-worker mentioned that is is not normal for feces to have order. In attempting to find out if that is true or not ( which I never did find out) I ended up here.
My husband and I recently discovered Herbalife products. Tried and loved them and now distribute them. I could go on about how I work in the health field and about how I wanted to help people so I got an education in that field and about how thankless it is now, which brings me back to Herbalife, and how I got into it because it allows me to really help people, like I dreamt of doing in the first place. Herbalife may or may not be able to help with your heartbreaking afflictions, but it does do this...gets your body healthy from the cellular level. There is a Florafiber product that cleans the intestines before every meal. This is in a pill form and one takes it 30 minutes prior to a meal. Herbalife has been around for 27 yrs and I have to think that at some point in its 27 yr history this problem, that you all suffer from, has surfaced. Without stepping on toes and only with the permission from the people that post here, would I present this problem to the appropriate people to inquire about a cure with Herbalife products. Please contact me at gatimm@charter.net if you think you might be interested. My heart just breaks when I read your stories,the fact that humans can be so damn cruel just pisses me off. I hope I can be of help.

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We never turn away help or suggestions.

But we do research them.

It is always Poopreport's wish that people who hope they can be of help post and share their advice. This is one of the things Dave found this site could contribute to society - help for those problems that have stigmas or are not socially acceptable to discuss. However, one might be received better if not attempting to strive to disassociate from the other people on this site, the "sickos" who might make up a part of the audience. If more people would take the time to peruse the site and forums, they'd see that scat fetishers and site flamers are not allowed to contribute to the site, and it doesn't make someone a "sicko" to google for jokes or poop humor.

Our founder, Dave, has written a book recently that's received fantastic reviews "Poop Culture" to boot.

This post caught my eye, so I looked into Herbalife via Wikipedia and a personal report of how Herbalife affected someone's town.

Herbalife has been sued in the past for telemarketing trouble and was associated with pyramid scheming in the past (both in person and using a cover company instead of their own name). They also seem to like to litter the landscape with advertisements ad naseum. Here is a link to one person's experience with Herbalife and their publication tactics in Sacramento, California....

http://www.cockeyed.com/workfromhome/workfromhome_s.html

I'm not saying the company's products are ineffectual, but they certainly push the envelope when it comes to business practices and good taste, so you might want to question their claims. Any company that can be dishonest in practice can be dishonest when describing their products. I also notice their company's founder, Mark Hughes, died in 2000 after a four-day drinking binge and overdose of doxepin, an antidepressant that is not to be taken with alcohol. This must be one of those cases of someone not taking their own advice.

If you've ever seen their omega three suppliment commercial, you'd notice that they used lettuce as an example of "how much would you have to eat to get one pill's worth of omega threes and phytonutrients"? I was a bit insulted by the commercial - lettuce has hardly any phytonutrients in it. They did not use blueberries or flaxseed in their commercial - foods that are mega-rich in the nutrients - but used a food that is worthless. I find this type of advertising to be suspect because it suggests the public would be shined on by the tactic.

Personally, I have used Herbalife in the past and found the vitamins to be adequate, but I prefer Shaklee for quality and results.

Florafiber has had good results and bad according to many of the online testimonials that I've read. One of the biggest complaints is that "it works a bit too well" (you get my drift). If you choose to use this suppliment, be advised that many, many people like it. Also beware that many many people have not. And remember that you would be purchasing something from a company that has been found guilty of extremely questionable business practices in the past and present.

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Anonymous Coward's picture

I know this is meant to be a funny site, but maybe the owners are learning there is a lot of hits and potential money to be made from a serious issue like this thread, in comparison to the ad-blocking funny guys who sign up here to post wisecracks (many may wonder why healthy people sign up to a place like this). With hindsight the owners may find that the funny (?) guys are an income liability (are they going to buy oxypowder ? Do hits on a thread like this go down for the few days after they post ?).

If that doesn't make the funny guys stop in this thread (possibly Daphne has already had a word), they could think of themselves as laughing at kids with autism, or reread the suicide note.

At the moment there aren't many places to go to, but the ibsgroup have probably checked the stats on their own site for a few threads and so added a "fecal body odor" section.

http://www.ibsgroup.org/forums/

No offence to the herbalife lady looking for leads but I don't recommend herbs or their probiotic.

At the moment this is probably the place people feel safest to come forward (due to the anonymity and checking process), but they may get fed up with here and the owner with be left with the ad-blocking jokers.

Maybe I can help's picture

Thank you for commenting daphne. I was not aware of the Herbalife's attrocities nor the ad schemes, I was only offering help based on my own experiences with Herbalife. I think you can probably find unhappy customers with any product if one digs deep enough. If a consumer finds that they are not satisified with any product of Herbalife they are entitiled to a full refund for up to 30 days. My attempt to explain my presence on the site, since I do not share the burdens that seem to bind most of the people who comment to this site, seem feeble at best, in retrospect, and I apologize if I have offended anyone.
If Poopreport truely wishes ,"that people who hope they can be of help, post and share advice", why then, would Poopreport react so defensively to a post?

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