my ass really, really, really smells

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Stevey Stank Ass asks:

Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me.

My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed.

Dear Steve,

Thanks for the question!

Much as I hate to admit it, you are going to have to see your MD about this one. There are many causes of fecal odor--constipation being one. Other causes may be anatomic considerations. Examples include rectal prolapse, weakness of the anal sphincter or decreased rectal compliance. (I hate it when my rectum doesn't comply, don't you?)

Your doctor might consider doing a flexible sigmoidoscopy to inspect the colon and anus. Other tests you may want to discuss with your MD include an endorectal ultrasound to evaluate for structural abnormalities or anorectal manometry to evaluate for anal sphincter dysfunction.

Some studies have shown that intake of vitamin K can control fecal odor, but I don't have any information on this.

Good luck!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

1557 Comments on "my ass really, really, really smells"

Anonymous's picture

Many of you talk about stopping smoking and exercising, but, interestingly enough, for me the problem started a few years after I stopped smoking and started exercise regime, and only became worse when I worked out, so I stopped that. Now I smoke again to help me keep the stress down. I got good at masking the smell but I still feel it psychologically. I guess I was never meant to be healthy and happy, so I cancelled the healthy life style, as depressing as it may sound. Don't count on stopping smoking and exercise, try it if you will, but don't count on it. I don't eat meat now, more out compassion to animals, but that doesn't seem to make difference either.

I wonder how many of you took recreational drugs? Your gender.. It would be a good idea to make some kind of poll or questionare to keep track of this kind of questions and to bring some science into this ...since doctors are clueless...

Anonymous's picture

Good people! Try this stuff, 'tiget balm' I talked about in the post right above, it works! One I have is called 'tiger balm', but it has many names. It's minty smelling naphta based vaseline stuff that's used for all sorts of problems like headaches and insect bytes. It creates a cold soothing feeling in the area where applied. Just get a little on one finger and apply to the inside as far as you can reach. Get it into all the cavities around the exit area. Do it before going to sleep. In the morning just wash yourself down there to get rid of minty smell as well. I had the problem for more than 5 years, been depressed, suicidal. Now it can go away for a few weeks after just one or two applications. When smell comes back it's different, not as bad and goes away when this stuff is applied. Post results weather it helps or not please!

Anonymous's picture

I just found this old post and I remember when I had this problem. It was before I started cleaning my ass with mouthwash. I have a very minty ass. I first tried alcohol because I thought it must be some sort of infection and boy does that burn. Skin is not supposed to burn when you put alcohol on it. So I put more on and it helped. Then I tried mouthwash because that's what is recommended for a stinky foot bath. No burn, minty ass.

Anonymous's picture

Dear Anonymous, If you are female it would be delightful to engage in a 69 with you. If an asshole is within an inch of my nose I would like it to be a minty fresh one.

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Anonymous's picture

I have had this problem for about 6 years, it has really destroyed my life in so many ways, im certain there could be something to be done about it, but yet it seem difficult to come up with a solution, im a guy of 23 years of age and can't find any solution to this issue, good luck guys, we're not alone, remember God is always with us..

Anonymous's picture

Claire! We have the same problem! i found this place while researching into my own awful issue. I tried emailing to that address but google mail said it was unavailable :L i guess i'm just 6 years too late lol...

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