my ass really, really, really smells

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Stevey Stank Ass asks:

Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me.

My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed.





Dear Steve,

Thanks for the question!

Much as I hate to admit it, you are going to have to see your MD about this one. There are many causes of fecal odor--constipation being one. Other causes may be anatomic considerations. Examples include rectal prolapse, weakness of the anal sphincter or decreased rectal compliance. (I hate it when my rectum doesn't comply, don't you?)

Your doctor might consider doing a flexible sigmoidoscopy to inspect the colon and anus. Other tests you may want to discuss with your MD include an endorectal ultrasound to evaluate for structural abnormalities or anorectal manometry to evaluate for anal sphincter dysfunction.

Some studies have shown that intake of vitamin K can control fecal odor, but I don't have any information on this.

Good luck!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

1557 Comments on "my ass really, really, really smells"

GottaGoGirl's picture
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(*grins*) Anon Cow, I can't believe you're the first person to drop that line. But there you go.

Gee-eL's picture

Hi I have the same problem and have had it for many years. I used to go out everywhere until this started now I go nowhere except work. I have tried everything to find out where this stink comes from but it stinks like an open sewer and seems to carry a long distance and has real staying power. It is impossible to carry on a normal life when you smell like shite. The worst part is that as I have a crap sense of smell I am unable to tell when it is there or not so can only tell when other people around me start to make comments. I have recently found a site that gave information to somebody else with the same problem telling him he had a rectal fistula. This is apparently a small tube that connects from the bowel or intestine to a point close to the skin in the arse area giving off an incredibly bad stench. If anybody can find more information about this or if anything they try actually works, as I have tried everything I can dream of, make sure you post it on this site.

college_outcast's picture

I have had the same problem for over a year now. I used to be funny and outgoing and have now become a social outcast. I go to a small college and though only a few know me, they know of me because of my smell. I can't function properly around people anymore, and I hate the look that I get. This is not like a handicap that people can see and be understanding about. I get looks of disgust, and get condemned because they think that I just don't clean myself well. Please someone help. Can you give me sites that give info about this?

GHOST AROMA's picture

YOU ARE NOT ALON: I use to go to lots of concerts and events but after I got a roid 7 months ago, I can not shake this smell. I shower 2-3 times a day now and when I smell this shit odor, I immediately go to the bathroom to wipe nothing. I am clean, but some times when I walk I can feel seapage now.....

Anyways, I now wear 3 pairs of underwear and spray a lot of cologn before leaving the house. I hate wearing briefs, but start out with tight briefs a spray of colgn, next larger briefs and a spray, and then boxer briefs and then my pants. I wear lots of finesse hair gel and speed stick to try and kill this odor. Some times it still penetrates through..UGHHHH,,,SO EMBARASSED...

I hate it that these last 6 months have been a living hell. Some of my friends have commented that is smells like shit..did you fart? I have a few freinds who are no longer friends and have started to spread rumors about me....I thought they were freinds but now I am bummed. they no longer call me....

I had a family function and invented my poop proof bandage....I hate it that I have to do this on occasion when I know I have to get close to people or arena functions....I get a sqaure gauze and tape it with about 6-7 tape strips cut to size. I squat down and put the gauze on my arse hole and tape around my cheeks....ughhh..so bummed....then I go through my 3 pair of briefs routine and go to my function.....when I get home I have to pull OFF the tape gently and back to my lonely existance....ughhhhh...I look normal, use to be the life of a party, had many friends, but now find myself ALONE....

CAN ANYONE HELP...I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE....SERIOUSLY....I CAN NOT LIVE LIKE THIS...

OP3's picture
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Dude, chill out and try a bidet seat. Otherwise visit your Doctor.

repeat offender's picture

I had this problem back in highschool, which gave me a lonley existense for the first two years, i finally got so sick of it, and sick of parents telling me i'm crazy because i thought i had some gastro problems making me stink that i just forgot about the whole thing, i blocked the stink from my mind, during sometime it actually went away, i gained friends, a social life, found out i had an awesome sense of humor and was good with the girls. Now i'm 25 and my nightmare is back, i'm probably the most self concious hygenic person because of this problem, i shower twice a day, brush my teeth, use deodorant, even on my ass. I Right Guarded my ass, mithum'ed my ass, old spiced my ass, nothing works, i use tons of cologne, just makes me smell like someone febreezed a bathroom after they took a nasty shit. People talk behind my back at work, avoid me, when i notice peoples reactions, it just gets worse, i get a mild anxiety attack and start sweating, plus i think seatings not the worst part, i have a clear almost non-exsistent anal seepage thats not apparent when i wipe, almost like i have anal scent glands like a fucking dog or something. After a attending a college football game last month, my best friend kept complaing of a dog shit smell, i knew it was it me, my life has taking a downward spiral down the un merciless porcelain god of caca since this has started up the last couple months, i'm gonna do some research on diet, and processed food, trying to avoid fats and sugars, and stuff like olestra that can cause anal seepage, don't even know olestra still exsist anyway.

repeat offender's picture

Ive done some medical research for the past few days and have stumbled on to anal glands, all mammals have anal glands which we have don't extensive study into, except us humans, i guess scientist in genral are afraid to study peoples asses. It has been accepted that us humans used to have anal glands but have evolved to an extent to where are anal glands are useless. This is not true, we have four seperate types of glands, one being sweat glands, another being scent glands, and the other two i already forgot. There has been some fairly recent research in the area latley and all of our anal glands work, and the glands differ in number and size from person to person. The scent glands we have serve to give off pheromones, or to make a nasty odor if your in a offensive or defensive state of mind. Most doctors don't know anything about this, and their is apparently no cure for people who give off nasty smells, probly because is a taboo subject in the medical research field or people are genrally disinterested.

GottaGoGirl's picture
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My pug's vet just told me I'll have to express his anal glands.

The pug's, not the vet's.

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Some guinea pigs need that done, too. Supposedly it's not so bad if you do it before they get nasty full.


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Anomalous Coward's picture
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On a bright and sunny day,
When all things seemed to go my way,
I noticed a smell from out my ass
At first I thought it merely gas.
But then again I stopped to think
I didn't fart and yet I stink.
Mercy sakes! What shall I do?
I smell just like a pile of poo.
Eyes cast down and head low hung
I went away to scrub my bung.
And lo, when finished it came to pass
I still reeked about my ass.
With gaze so stern and resolute
I scrubbed again my foul poopchute.
Alack, alas, and can it be
Something must be wrong with me.
The awful smell around me staid,
And now I can't get loved or laid.

Anonymous Coward's picture

I have the same problem. I have noticed that when in relaxed mode, I am bearing down. Perhaps there is a way to strengthen the anal sphincter and thus thoroughly close the door

Gee-eL's picture

I have tried just about everything that is humanly possible to stop this shite odour with no success! BUT I have found something that really appears to help. My problem was this leaky arse you all seem to understand, I used to get sweaty in my arse area this made my arsehole very weak and I could not wipe away all the poop. Now I spray my bumhole every night before bed with a very strong anti-perspirant called ODABAN. You can by it on-line or at some chemists. I then sprinkle my arse to keep it dry with ZEASORB talc this is very good stuff. this keeps my butt dry and as tight as it should be and the odour seems to have stopped along with the ceasing of any seepage! If anone else tries this let me know the results as this could give a lot of people their lives back!!!!!!

Bowl Clogger Blogger's picture
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I don't think anyone has mentioned that in some cases it's recommended that you dust the kulo with some powdered alum. It causes a tightening of the tissue, which might be of benefit in terms of leakage. As a side note, somewhat off-topic, women have been known to use alum to tighten another orifice in that neighborhood...
Just a thought. I'd ask a pharmacist if it sounds like a possible solution.
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Out Of Touch's picture
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I've had this problem for about 3 years now, the butt stink. I'm 100% positive that it started after I got constipated real bad. My parents are just weird and wont take me to the doctor so i have to wait and learn how to drive before i can go. Anyone know anything about this? Gave a cause and thats pretty much all i know.

healthy 1's picture
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I have heard of this, but always assumed that it was because of poor hygine.

Steve, I am afraid that you are going to have to go see a doctor on this one. Maybee a colon cleanse would help, but no guarantee.

By all means, do see the doctor. The embarassment that goes with seking medical advice is 100% worth it in the end. You will loose the smell, and better still, get your life back on track.
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Anomalous Coward's picture
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Look at it from the bright side - if you're lost in the Alps, the St Bernard won't have to work so hard to find you.

i think im cured's picture

Its been two days since i started taking this product call "odor cleanse". My farts smell like nothing.... my poop smells like nothing Lol.. Now its only been two days, but I lost so much time, I feel like I can my life back on track. The first time I began to smell was in 1992, the second half of my high school senior year,after a prolonged period of being not able to constipated. Then my friends would my comments about farting smells. I then beg my parents to take me to a Doctor, who sent me to a Doctor of poop (gastro-specialist). He said nothing wrong. I was shocked! After that I was well into mind set of "lets make the best of it" Ok. Now my best friends or people who have known me my whole life HAVE NEVER SMELL IT, MY FAMILY HAS NEVER EITHER. In 1993 I changed my diet and began a really intense workout program. Then things went back to normal, in college things were great, it got to point where I would fart in public and not worry... ok let me fast-forward to 2004. I have great job making good money, great girlfriend(planning wedding).... Then boom, its back! my girl leaves me, and people at work take notice of my smells, its been a long 2 years, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed and running tests on myself, my poops are normally very sticky but these last two days NOTHING! Try it, I got mine at local vitamin shoppe.

Out Of Touch's picture
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there isn't a bright side where the sun dont shine

Gee-eL's picture

I have to tell you that none of my friends or family ever smelt it either and just tell me I am going mad or something. But where ever I go people say What on earth is that smell of shite. People who know me say its not me but it follows me everywhere. I have had this on and off for TWELVE YEARS. I just want my life back. The worst part is sometimes it seems that the smell is so strong that it can be smelt from 20 feet away. I bath twice a day and use every type of anti-perspirant and deodorant that is on the market. If anyone can make the medical profession take note then people would know this problem exists and know that it is not our fault? Till then we keep on stinking in silence!!

crys's picture

I cannot control my poop, it smells horrible. When I go to the bathroom I cant stand the smell so i start throwing up so hard that it gets every where. But the worst part is vomiting poop, I hate it so much please help..

dr.,dud's picture

hi i got this same problem i just get it a few weeks ago.
i dont really know how long would it take. but all i hope is that some day it get a cure.
well every moment i feel like my butt is kinda wet so i go to the bathroom and wipe but but off and i see just a lil bright browne colour on the peace of napkin. i dont really like this no one does i poop verry often now and it stinks bad. i hope that someday some one comes with a good solution. i need help pls give me any vitamin advise.

going crazy's picture

Somebody mentioned anal/rectal fissures a few comments up. I read up on those, and that sounds like it could be exactly what I (and a lot of us, it would seem) have. So at least I can put a name on it now (I think).

Stevo's picture

Hello, i am 19 years of age, I have had this problem my whole life. I found I had the smell at secondary school when someone said to a friend of mine " do I smell worse then somebody who has the problem".

Knowing of his stence since that day i got very paranoid

I have no g/f i dont go out on a night. I only go to work, i have to bike there 15 minutes bike and within two peddles my ass sweats like hell, i get to work straight to the toilet whipe the sweat off my ass(and the newly appeared sweaty shit).

Start working, the heat cranks up i sweat loads and get very wet boxers same again toilet whipe out. Now i have problems with people who work there and sometimes they cry out " what the hell is that shit smell, its stinks like a dead badger" i am afraid to ask my family for support and help, friends are next to nothing i have one good friend but he just keeps clearing his throat like he has smelly socks up his nose.

I am a funny and kind guy i whipe my ass until clean, i wash my asshole inside and out i occasionly cut off the big bits of hair round my asshole so the shit doesnt stick to them and cause a smell, when i sweat it seems to accumilate some crap out of my ass which causes me to stink.

now when im at work i get very scared of where to walk, i dont enter the canteen and i dont stand up when people are eating.

I cannot smell my own shit, so i cant determine if i smell or not, i dont use deodrant much only on my ass if im extra paranoid but people complain of a shitty lynx smell which is even worse :'(

i dont want to go see a doctor becuase i'm a shy lad. Any advice is welcome

CANADIAN STINKER's picture

I have this same problem. I hate it and don't know what to do... I find that in the morning after I shower I don't notice the smell, but after about 30 or 40 minutes I start to. People at work have noticed it and I know for a fact that they talk behind my back. I've even accidently caught a few of them making. It's so embarrasing. I was once very talkative and open to conversation at work, but now I cower at my cubicle and get up as less as possible. On average I miss 1 or days every week. Luckily my job is very flexible.. I've pondered quitting though, but I live on my own and need to support myself.
My friends have noticed.. My family.. My girlfriend, who, thank god, hasn't mentioned it. I feel like less of a man with every passing day. If my girlfriend would make a comment I think it could be a cracking point.
Initially I thought that my briefs and pants were just getting old and because my ass seems to sweat a lot I thought that they just wouldn't get clean, so I went out and bought a new wardrobe. New pants, briefs... But no.. Still that shitty smell following me everywhere like an unwanted shadow.
I've now resorted to sticking kleenex between my ass cheeks in hopes that some of the smell gets absorbed. I notice that when I remove the kleenex that it comes away damp and sweaty... I'm going to be doing some tests with baby powder and talcum powder in hopes that it drys my ass out.. I'll make sure to get back with results.
So far I've only had this since last summer, but still it feels like forever.
If anyone has any recommendations, advice or comments they would be more than welcome.

I'm so sick of stinking!

Anonymous Coward's picture

It seems to me that there are a lot of us with the same problem! What we need to do is make other people aware of this problem and then get the medical world to accept it is real and not in our minds! Then at least if you have a problem and stink like a dead skunks arse other people would understand that it is not your fault and that you do wash properly and this is a medical problem just as important as cancer or whatever. I would rather have lost a limb than stink everywhere I go. We need to make the world take notice of this problem and find a cure. Lets all write to the sun or watchdog or something and maybe they will pick up on it and then we may get the help we need? Any good ideas post them here, we need to stick together the bigger the crowd the more attention they will take.

Anonymous Coward's picture

I know this really sucks, as I have a same problem, and have no idea what to do. I have the same problems as everyone else, just a funky smell, and people around me always comment, which sucks to my ego.

Ive researched alittle, and found this:
http://www.curezone.com/forums/fm.asp?i=561201#
Really want someone to find out if this works, as in this situation, im very shy, and makes my life miserable. Honestly nearing suicide, maybe just join the army if they accept me.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Also, anyone mention this site, or this specific question to a doctor. I cant stand this anymore, and probably will within 2 weeks.

repeat offender's picture

anonymous coward is right, we need to badger the medical community, someone on here ought to volunteer to go on Oprah, the world needs to know that we have clean asses, even though they stink. My ass is clean damnit, i scrub it in the shower, i deodorize it, i baby powder it, i guess i'll have to buy a custom shirt that says that, and wear it around everywhere.

Anonymous Coward's picture

i am glad i found this web site...never knew so many had this problem....will try everything i saw recomended here...

college_outcast's picture

this is not something that you would go out and publicly say. And for the one who wanted to join the army---don't. i'm in the military right now and it's even worse. you are in a small group for people in close proximity for long periods of time. everyone already knows me as the stinker, it's horrible. I just feel like crying whenever they talk about me. They don't even bother talking about me behind my back...they just complain and have their laughs at my expense, and in front of me. apparently, not only do i smell like shit, i've also become deaf

Anonymous Coward's picture

I really dont think I can deal with this for much longer, definatly not the rest of my life. Everybody should visit a doctor, and show them this topic. Need to get something done.

There a common link's picture

i have read every single one of these posts.The most common thing mention was some form of sweaty ass, which brings on the smell. Is there a way to cool our asses from the inside? sometime my ass feel like its 120 degrees. is there a cooling gel because maybe it also stop farts from escaping on its own. im just brainstorming, if this doesn't work im going to try lamictal, this seem to really be working for alot of people. Please comment on the cooling gel idea! is there anyone using lamical? i would to hear from you! Thank you

Anonymous Coward's picture

To keep a long story short I suffered exactly the same as alot of you. After 2-3 years I finally gathered the courage to talk to my family about it. They told me they never noticed anything.

I then went to my friend who jokingly a few times told me I smell bad. He was shocked when I told him how long I suffered. He confirmed that it was just joking like calling me dumb etc.

If you never talked to somebody about it, I suggest you do. For me it was all psychological. It never existed. I missed out on alot of things the past few years because of it. But now I can move on with my life.

college_outcast's picture

I wish that was my case. But no, on some occasions I have smelled myself and I smelled like shit. And people are not very kind about it, either. Just today I was standing next to a new collegue and she said "wow she really does smell" and afterwards someone else yelled "somebody shit!" I'm very happy for you since it's just a psychological thing that you can move on from, but in my case it's more than that

GottaGoGirl's picture
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I just thought of something. I have a friend who had hyperhydrosis of the hands. Sweaty palms. She could just hold out her palm, and big ol' beads of sweat would just well up and run down. It was VERY WEIRD. (But we love her anyway!)

A few years ago, she had an operation to fix it. They go in and... snip... something. I dunno, but it WORKED. NO more sweaty palms!

I wonder if people can get a hyperhydrosis clip on their butt.

Sixyless's picture

I have da same prob as Stevey. But all I'm asking is, Is there any CURE? Please help me.

repeat offender's picture

Hyperhydrosis of the ass, hmm interesting. I looked into hyperhydrosis a while back and thought that it has some similarities but dimissed as the problem, because they never mention sweaty ass. Maybe that is the problem except for some of us the main problem is sweat ass rather than hands or armpits. Plus sweat coming from the armpits and ass usually have high fatty deposits which bacteria feed on, which produces body odor. Still dosen't explain why it smells like crap, unless we have sweat glands inside our ass that leak out more with hyperhydrosis, carrying unpleasent fecal smell from the inside out. Who knows?

grem's picture

I’ve been cursed with this since child hood. I was never positive if I really did smell until my beautiful girlfriend told me (age 19)that she would love me even If I smelled like Sh*t. Suddenly it was confirmed. I ended up leaving her and moved away. Long story short I’ve been working outside and sweating far away from people. It forced me to open my own business so as not to deal with co-workers.

Now I’m 25 and attending college and I firmly believe my math teacher is trying to figure out a way to have me removed from his class due to random my Fecal Odor.

So far I have found

1) That (Preparation H) is a gel that is colon safe and greatly cools down inflammation and irritation. Men often use it to cool down their hemorrhoids doctors recommend a fingertip’s amount inside the colon. I highly recommend it from experience. This is bought over the counter. Any pharmacy/ Vons etc.
2) Chlorophyll is a natural supplement used to reduce body and fecal odor for those who cannot control their bowels. It has reduced fecal odor for me. It can be bought at any GNC known as Clorofresh for $10.00.
3) Until a cure is found by means of medication, eating according to an IBS diet will help. It has also improved my fecal odor. This diet cuts out most odor causing foods and increases your fiber intake thus improving healthy bowel movements. If you’re bowel movements are clean you’re chances of smelling like stool while sweating are greatly reduced. Learning about IBS will make you aware of foods that irritate & trigger negative responses from your colon. I recommend reading from here first http://www.helpforibs.com/messageboards/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php Make sure you know all about Soluble fiber & Insoluble fiber.
4) There is no reason to think about suicide. Too many people have needlessly died prematurely because they couldn’t see a way out. There is always a way. Just keep getting up in the morning, working ,eating, breathing, or you might miss it.

Anonymous Coward's picture

hey people i also have this problem.

i've done some reaserch and came up with celiac disease, i don't want to think this is what we have but it could be. it's gluten intolerance.

google for more info.

repeat offender's picture

Here you go, this website might be interesting. Its called something like smelly fish disease?, but i'm still confused, i don't smell like fish, if you rearrage the letters in fish, it comes close to our problem smell, shif. lol http://www.sciencenews.org/pages/sn_arc99/5_15_99/bob2.htm

Dr. Doowad's picture

This room smells of apathy, genral apathy is the main cause, change that, smell goes away, opposite of apathetic is empathetic.

going crazy's picture

Well I, for one, am not apathetic, just at a loss for what to do and open to ideas.

Topolin's picture
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HI, I understand your pain; I’ve been into it for a year and a half. I have fecal odor, sometimes like garbage. I’ve seen gastroenterologists, have gotten many tests (barium, abdomen XR, endoscopy, CatScan, CDSA, Celiac, even got my gallbladder removed) and nothing seems to help. I got so depressed I need to go to the shrink. Now I feel better emotionally, but the fecal odor remains. Lately I was diagnosed with SIBO (Small Intestine Bacterial Overgrowth) and got some improvement. Also, because the anxiety and depression, I think I was experiencing olfactory delusions, and paranoia. I found this could be Olfactory Reference Syndrome (ORS), google it. Next week I’ll see my gastro again and will demand a Colonoscopy. Low Carb, low-meat protein diet had helped me.
I also tried Naturopathy, but didn’t work on me and it’s expensive.
I probably have IBS, but not yet confirmed. In IBS forums this is known as ‘Leaky Gas’ LG. Somebody mentioned Fishy Odor Syndrome or Trimethylaminuria (TMAU). It could also be; this is a metabolic disease (liver) that makes you have a bad-odor aura – on all you body – much worse in your arse --. In high concentrations the smell is like rotten fish; in lower concentrations is like fecal or garbage. I’m planning to get tested for TMAU. Hope this information helps.

Anonymous Coward's picture

I am soooo so glad to see I am not alone. But the fact that no one knows what the hell this is or has any verifiable treatments, I may be even more depressed now than when I was before I knew I wasn't the only one. This is truly intolerable and I cannot even imagine trying to tolerate this for much longer. I'm 23 and I've had this for a couple of years now. This has RUINED MY LIFE! People just have no clue how bad it is and how low it can get. I refuse to go on living like this. I refuse to 'keep on keepin on' in this condition. I refuse to be the fu*ing butt(pun fully intented) of everyone's joke. I will not go on if it means submitting to being "that dude that smells like rank shit." I am sorry, I really am, but what the fuc* are we supposed to do? There is nothing we can do; if you think I'm just being negative, read all the previous posts, and go on the two other web-pages that mention this doom. All accounts point nowhere; nowhere except to the black whole of embaressment and self-loathing where most of us already dwell. I just don't know what to do. I..we..we are helpless, and apparently damned.

Topolin's picture
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Hi Anonymous Coward, I also was burning alive in hell, begging to be terminated. I even considered ending it over… I’m male, mid-30s and married, with a child. Thru psychiatric medicine and psycho-therapy I managed to end this living hell, and keep looking for solutions. This site is fine, but lot of people take these poop/gas issues as jokes, and neither you nor I might be in the mood. If you want to inform yourself on these Gas problem, goto ibsgroup[dot]org: http://ibsgroup.org/groupee/forums/a/frm/f/74310261
(I’m Tony13 overthere). Of course we can keep discussing here, sometimes I need to laugh at myself and these jokes and stories are damn good. Don’t giveup, talk to you soon.

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Yeah I feel like all you guys and this just came up on me recently. Didn't have this problem until I started a hardcore cocaine binge. Maybe the lack of diet or chemicals messed with my intenstinal/colon area. Does that ring a bell with anybody? I'm going to the doc tomorrow fuk feelin embarrassed to a doctor. I had to take a final exam today and do a power point presentation in my teacher's office which is about 7x7. You can see the looks on peoples faces and you do get that anxiety runnin good. You do leave to go clean up but you find theres nothing to clean. But, back to my point I say fuk tryin to be all incognido to the doctor or anybody else for that matter. They already know anyway right, lol what are they gonna do find out? Good friends are what really hook you up with drive, and reading all these posts does give ya comfort in knowing theres people with the same problems...hey we should get together and have a party...nah it'd probably be shitty. Ha not but for real this is some crazy shit like bam! one day i was partyin like usual with friends in an apartment and I think my colon got dried out from the blow and the shit stuck in my ass hair or somethin. I step on the scene to kick it and this chick someone smells like shit! and BAM! son from then on its like fighting the taliban or something the shit keeps coming back. And werd i hit the double and triple shower, but also what's kinda funny to me today for my final I didn't take a shower before i went to class running late from the lack of sleep. I must of been funky, ha ha but my teacher actually sat and talked to me not trying to run out and leave and I appriciated that alot. But, just to ramble on a little bit more...somebody out to do a little bit of religious research and see what's up I'm not with the whole your infected with demons idea, but I do feel this is an affliction of drifting away from God. Maybe, I'm could just be trippin but I been feelin haunted like I have a ghost around me, but it could just be all in my mind. Then again at the same time I fucked around with a couple girls up the ass. And I prayed to god one night to help me and give me strength to stop doin the blow, I failed and I've drifted furthur. Maybe it's God tellin me I'm full of shit lol I didn't keep my word. But, luckily I'll bring something brand new to the board tomorrow, I'm goin to the doctor with this forum in hand highlighting all kinds of shit and just discuss it with him, and I might check out the religious aspect of it, I have no problem doin either so I'll hook you guys/girls up with the info I get. One thing I am thankful for, Thank God I cant smell it! =)

Don't let the shit getcha down! I have found myself to be withdrawing from my normal social norms but try and fill in time with something that interests you. Personally, I play the shit out of some Battlefield 2, if you never heard of it you should check it out. What's cool is its an online war game like 30 on 30 you get to fly jets, helicopters, apaches, tanks, jeeps whatever dune buggies, you can be a sniper or whatever but its cool cause you can talk to your team on mics and itd be cool just to talk to someone on the mic and discuss shit and have fun helpin each other out. But like I said I'll hit yall up with the info I get tomorrow. The way I usually get through the hard times in my life. A close cousin of mine committed suicide in Arkansas when i was 16 and a month later my dad committed suicide in California and I should be real fucked up from that and I probably am, but that's definitly not the way to end it, and I'm not tryin to push anybody religiously or what not but what if you go South when you do that, permantly. Werd, from the boss says it's alot worse than smellin. If you don't feel like you have anybody that supports you. It it my personal belief that God doesn't try and torture somebody, if you never read it check out the story of Job. God and the Devil have a conversation devil says look at this job(pronounced jobe) dude he's got all this good stuff, nice things, big family, big house bunch of sheepes and goats and cows and shit. Devil continued on to talk noise to God sayin take it all away and he will turn his back on you. So God, was like bet. Well all these bad things happened but he asked God's forgiveance and he got it back and he was healed. He had crazy boils on his skin, family killed etc. We just smell like crap. Could just be a test and a good one at that. Good luck guys and who wants to play some battlefield 2?

Anonymous Coward's picture

You have opened a can of worms! I have had this problem for about 13 years and my whole life is destroyed. Everywhere I go there goes this stench, the thing is that it is all around as it is so strong. I mean VERY STRONG!! when I am in my car people I pass even turn and make comments - when I park outside a shop people come out and make comments - I work on site and on bad days the whole site make comments! I can go nowhere I can do nothing, I have tried every sort of cure you can dream up and must be the cleanest human being on this planet. I have even seen a shrink as they try to tell me it could be in my head. When will somebody take notice and believe that this problem really exists?
WE MUST ALL STICK TOGETHER AND ASK FOR HELP!!!!
Any ideas welcome!

going crazy's picture

I've finally gotten up the nerve to go to the doctor about this problem. My appointment is at 10 on Monday. I'll let you guys know what I find out.

Dr. Dowad's picture

Yea what Sergeant Smoke was talking about with a religious test of some sort, is kinda what i was trying to get at in my earlier comment. With me, for awhile my attitude is life is shitty, well guess what, life can be worse, you can smell like shit. Which most of us now know how shitty life can really be, so i think it is some kinda test, who knows, maybe its spirtual, maybe its your body telling you to get your shit into gear, no pun intended, but i look at it as some kind of life test a few of us get that deserve it. Maybe you need to re-establish your faith whatever it may be, or maybe you just need to go for a run every day and sweat out all the nasty shit festering in your body. Good luck with everyone, and GodSpeed

going crazy's picture

I just got back from the doctor. It turns out I have a pilonidal cyst. Here's some information about it, in case you're wondering if you might have the same thing.

I've got to have surgery. Not looking forward to it, but at least I should be better after that. If you guys are afraid to go to the doctor like I was, you should suck it up and just go. It'll be so much better afterward.

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