the magical mythical p-spot

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Emily asks:

Hi, ok, I know that this is gross, but I have heard that their is this "spot" in your bum, and if you hit it while you are having anal sex you uncontrolably defecate. Is this true?

Dear Emily,

Why, thanks for the question!

I must ask, do you WANT to poop so badly that you would resort to anal sex instead of simply improving your diet?

Anal sex, in and of itself, will usually stimulate a mild urge to poop, but it is easily suppressed if you aren't having sex on the can at the time

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

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9 Comments on "the magical mythical p-spot"

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

I'm sorry I clicked on this question. Excuse me while I go vomit.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

freakazoid's picture

Kick a guy in the balls. It'll make him shit uncontrollably.

Phil's picture

I finger my anus daily. I hit a orgasmic spot. It makes me chuckle.

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

Phil, that's disgusting!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Peach's picture

My boyfriend loves when I rub that spot with my finger and start to push it back and's a turn on for me because he likes it so much

healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

Too much information Phil.

This is kinda disgusting. Thank God my food is digested. This is a bit nauseating.
Born to clog your bog, with a giant log.

"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

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poopapalloza's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Brain bleach....NOW!

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k 500+ points

I have just now vowed never to shake hands with anyone named Phil again.

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