troubles on long nursing shifts?

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Ady asks:

Have you ever had experience of nurses struggling to hold BM's in during long shifts? Have you personally worked through a shift when you've been bursting to go for a poo and had to fight to hold it in -- or lost the battle?





Dear Ady,

Thanks for being so concerned for my poop welfare! How nice!

The answers to your questions:

  1. No.
  2. No.

Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?












5 Comments on "troubles on long nursing shifts?"

daphne's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardSite AdminComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatore 6000+ points

poonurse,
I think someone on your shift is pulling your shank.
Damn them.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

Whoa! Here's a subject they don't cover on ER.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

So there you have it, long shifts, don't result in long shits.
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Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Although it would be hilarious to see Nurse Hatchett running down the hallway her ass spewing like Mt. St. Helens, ahahhahaha.
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ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

Hey, Jack Bauer has gone 8 seasons without taking a dump or piss.

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