troubles on long nursing shifts?

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Ady asks:

Have you ever had experience of nurses struggling to hold BM's in during long shifts? Have you personally worked through a shift when you've been bursting to go for a poo and had to fight to hold it in -- or lost the battle?

Dear Ady,

Thanks for being so concerned for my poop welfare! How nice!

The answers to your questions:

  1. No.
  2. No.

Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

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5 Comments on "troubles on long nursing shifts?"

daphne's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardSite AdminComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatore 6000+ points

I think someone on your shift is pulling your shank.
Damn them.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

Whoa! Here's a subject they don't cover on ER.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

So there you have it, long shifts, don't result in long shits.
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Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Although it would be hilarious to see Nurse Hatchett running down the hallway her ass spewing like Mt. St. Helens, ahahhahaha.
Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

Hey, Jack Bauer has gone 8 seasons without taking a dump or piss.

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