blackish-brownish-whitish lumps

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Aaron asks:

Well i dont know what it is but i want to make sure.. Between my ass crack on the side kinda inside of my ass a little bit not very far but you do have to spread it to see.. but theres like 3 little blackish-brownish with a little white lumps or somthing on 1 side of my ass crack inside.. 1 is kinda big and the other 2 are small..i have no clue what it is.. my ass crack doesnt really ich alot.. it does sweat alot kinda.. any help or pictures of ideas of what you may think it is would help out alot...


Dear Aaron,

First of all, how did you ever get into a position to see this to begin with? Are you a contortionist?

Anyway, as for what the spots are, they are probably pilonidal cysts.

A pilonidal cyst is a cyst at the bottom of the tailbone (coccyx) that can become infected and filled with pus. Most doctors believe they are caused by an ingrown hair.

Thanks for asking Motherload!

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16 Comments on "blackish-brownish-whitish lumps"

Anonymous Coward's picture

Could be genital warts.

delusional pooper's picture
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My cousin Norman had exactly the same stuff; he died soon after discovering them.

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DungDaddy's picture
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Seriously, I'm with DP. You are dead meat.

mapoopsalot's picture
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My dad had a pilonidal cyst as a young man. He had it removed and lived a very long life into his mid 80's.

Double Flush's picture
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I would definitely go and get this checked out. However, sometimes fuzz can come off your clothes and get caught in any hair you have, so try taking another look after a thorough cleaning.

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I`ve travelled in Africe a lot, and it sounds like you`re developing a case of butt goitres. These are usually on the neck or throat and come to the size of a smallish melon, just hanging there.

It would seem that you`ve caught a new variant of goitre, maybe from a foreign girl or ladyboy.

I would suggest investing in old ladies pants to support and give room to your new friends.

Advice - take up pipe smoking and wearing large women`s dresses.

The voice of sanity

Bunga Din's picture
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This could also be anal warts, you haven't been having bum sex with toads have you?

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I think a few members of the Peanut Gallery are enjoying the hell out of Labor Day. I really like the Peanut Gallery at times.

Aaron, I am curious, what do you do for a living? Do you sit alot or sweat alot?
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Fart Poopie's picture
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I'm surprised no one suggested they might be poop encrusted butt zits.

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This is obviously the early stages of the ebola virus. Soon, your nipples will start bleeding and your insides will melt down in to a bloody soup that pours out of each orifice. I suggest that you buy an eight ball of coke and some high priced hookers.
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Anomalous Coward's picture
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If you have a lesion, or growth, or fugging ugly protuberance (aside from your nose) that causes you concern - get to a doctor. This is basic common sense. For all you know it could be alien invaders from Uranus.

Aaron's picture

Thanks for your guys concerns but i did more researching and looking and im 99% its
prolapsed hemorrhoids. its not a bunch of them its just 1 lump to be exact.
THis is info i found and i also seen a picture.. now off to the doctor to get rid of it..
# This occurs when the internal hemorrhoids swell and then extend through the anus.

# You then can feel the hemorrhoids, at your anus, from the outside.

# Many times you can gently push the hemorrhoids back through the anus and solve the problem

baron von crapalot's picture
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INGROW HAIR!!!????? HOLY SHIT! Im off to get my ass waxed.

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Squat-n-leaveit's picture
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Get a magnifying glass. Check and see if they are holding heir noses. Could be ticks.

Poo Commando's picture
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"Most doctors believe they are caused by an ingrown hair."

Hehe, funny how most doctors "believe"...what, no one wants to dissect one of these pustules just to make sure??

;-)

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Aaron, nothing to worry about. You're just growing a tail.

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