flintstones and rubble

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RF asks:

For about half a year now, whenever my ass gets sweaty, flint-colored specks start to appear. They come out around the hole and sometimes under it. It is also occasionally itchy, but not always.

This is only around my butt and nowhere else. It really bunches up when I do a lot of walking or running.

I sent you an email about this a while ago, and you sent me some links about hygiene; but still this comes back. I am an eighteen-year-old male and just wondering if this is a simple fix. Or does it require a trip to the doctor for a colonoscopy?

Dear RF,

It's not every day that someone describes debris coming from their butt as being the color of flint. I don't know much about flint, so this is what I found at Wikipedia on the subject:

"Flint (or flintstone, also known as silex) is a hard, sedimentary cryptocrystalline silicate form of the mineral quartz, categorized as a variety of chalcedony. Flint is usually dark-grey, blue, black, or deep brown in color, and often has a glassy appearance. It occurs chiefly as nodules and masses in sedimentary rocks, such as chalks and limestones."

Now, if you had gallstones or kidney stones, I might be able to offer some advice to you. But flintstones in the ass is out of my area. You might want to write to Hanna-Barbera for help with this one.

In the meantime, though, either get some wet wipes to help you get a little cleaner down there, or attempt to accumulate enough of them to make some sort of ornamental decorations. You never know -- you could be sitting on a gold mine!

Thanks for asking Motherload!

Motherload is a Certified Nurse Assistant as well as an IBS sufferer, which means she knows a lot about poop. Got a question for her? Ask it here.

11 Comments on "flintstones and rubble"

DungDaddy's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

RF, how did you first detect these flinty particles? Do tell.

The Big Wiper's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Quality Moderatori 2000+ points

Fascinating! But I'm as perplexed as Motherload. Yabba-dabba-doo-doo!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Deja Poo's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Congratulations, your shit is pre-petrified and now ready to become part of the fossil record.

Do you feel these things coming out of you, or do they seem to be like some kind of skin? Have you tried changing your diet?
Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Dave's picture
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This doesn't sound too kosher to me. It may be a good idea to take a stool sample to the doctor... I don't know what it is, but it don't sound good.

Artful Dodger's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorl 100+ points

If you ever get lost in the wilderness, you could start yourself a fire.

GottaGoGirl's picture
i 2000+ points

If he had diarrhea, would sparks fly?

Mary Queen of Scats's picture
l 100+ points

RF...go to the doctor and them let us know what you find out. This problem of yours has really sparked my interest (boooo).

What do you mean you didn't see it? It was right next to the toilet!

Bad kitty! Bathtubs are NOT litterboxes!

daphne's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardSite AdminComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatore 6000+ points

Dodger, you're too much! Nice one.

I wonder if this person wears colored underwear or sleeps nude in dark sheets. I've noticed with a few pairs of thongs, especially when new, that there have been little colored flecks in certain places.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

What color are your bottoms? If you are wearing flint colored sweats, that may be the answer. Check for lint bunnies in your pants & undies.

Do you know if this is physically coming out of you or not? All I can think of, is that this is somehow related with laundry.

If not, by all means, see a doctor.

"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

RF, you have tapeworms. Go to the doctor and get a worming pill!

What if everyone farted at once?

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

GottaGoGirl's picture
i 2000+ points

healthy 1 wrote: "What color are your bottoms?..."

Sort of a pinky-peach, thanks, and I only have one.

Unless you count Dumpster's of course. Then it would be plural...

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