dangers of ass fingering

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Maink asks:

Dear sir,

I 28 year old man. I love fingring in my asshole (Sorry for be straight) using bathing soap. After doing it for a long time I feel very relax as my stometch gets emty by doing it. If i continues it (fingring) for long time some white liquid comes out from my ass, is it normal? some time i use to test it (the whit liquit) also. Kindly let me know if it is normal? Can this harm me? How many people goes through it?





Dear Maink,

First of all, I am NOT a man, despite what everyone else says.

Apparently, I have led a very sexually sheltered life up until I got involved with PoopReport. Fingering of the asshole for hours with bathroom soap is not something to which I have personally ever been exposed; so I will have to take some liberties with my answer here.

I am guessing that by saying "my stomach gets empty" after doing this, you mean you moved your bowels, right? Just trying to be sure we are on the same page here. Putting bathroom soap up your ass will do this to a person, I'm pretty sure about that part.

Here's where it all gets fuzzy -- apparently, after doing it (the fingering) for a long time, white liquid comes out of your ass, and you sometimes "test" it (I am suspiciously afraid you meant to say "taste" it).

I have no idea what the white liquid is (could just be mucus or something) but I don't even like to think about it too much.

"Is this normal?"

God knows after this long on PoopReport, I have no idea anymore what normal is.

"Can this harm me?"

Any time you taste something white that comes out of your ass, I would have to hazard a guess that yes, it could harm you.

"How many people goes through this?"

One.

Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

228 Comments on "dangers of ass fingering"

daphne's picture
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Live by the pen, die by the pen, people.


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Anonymous Freak's picture

First off I would like to admit that I flunked my freshman year of English. So please exuse me if my grammer ain't up to par. I don't finger my ass, or stick anything up there. Sometimes though when I take a real firm shit, the kind that slowly creeps and creaks on the way out I kinda get a slight erection. This most be basicly the same thing as fingering my ass, write?

Anonymous Coward's picture

umm considering you're fingering yourself with bathing soap I would assume that the white liquid is the soap.

Butt of the Joke's picture
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Anonymous Freak,you answered your own question.You don't finger your ass.Getting an erection from the slow poop just means that you get a satisfied feeling from that action.Unless that poop is a finger of something larger inside your body.Then you might want to get checked out.
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Obvious.'s picture

Hey genius, its called cum.

Anonymous Coward's picture

I can actually fit most of a lava lamp in my ass. i love it. and it makes me cum hard in seconds

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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AC, You can have some mind blowing orgasms if you sit on Etna or Mount St. Helens. Give it a try and report back.


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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

Stillfingering's picture

I was the AC on 10.09.2009...

I Just want everyone to know that I am still fingering. Life is good..

xoxo

Live strong. Ass fingering for life.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Dear Stillfingering, It warms my heart to know that some people are capable of a lifelong commitment to a task. Are you gainfully employed during these times of economic strife? I do hope that you don't work in the food preparation industry.


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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

prarie doggin's picture
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And don't be pushing any buttons on an elevator for anyone. You're not doing anyone a favor.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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But feel free to pick your nose to your heart's content.


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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

Anonymous's picture

though_buddha says: I was stuck with my ellbow in my ass while playing Mafia Wars!!! Please help me...

GJ

Anonymous's picture

Dude that white stuff is probably "milk" from "milking" your prostate

Anonymous's picture

We are made in God's image. Everything we do and did, he did and does.

Anonymous's picture

No I disagree the white stuff is ass cum not MILK! Men do not produce milk only women.

Anonymous's picture

"I 28 year old man. I love fingering in my asshole (Sorry for be straight)"

Straight? You've got that ass backwards; that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. Straight men do NOT finger their assholes.

daphne's picture
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Anonymous, I hate to break it to you, but I have found the opposite during the course of my life. I have known quite a few straight men who liked ass play. In fact, I have met soldiers during our military career who said that they thought ass play was kind of fun. Of course, this was after many, many beers.

I think this is one of those cases where because you don't like it you think no other straight man likes it, and I get that; but you have to remember that your experience does not represent all the experiences of all men.

My gut instinct is that many straight men are afraid to admit they like ass play because they are afraid of being called gay, such as you are doing. You have to remember that being gay means you are attracted to the same sex; it has nothing to do with whether or not you like someone playing with your booty hole.

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Anonymous's picture

Dude, sorry for be straight means sorry to get right to the point or (sorry for being straight with you), or so I'm assuming. And a straight male can have anal masturbation because that's where the prostate is, which is the male g-spot.

Anonymous's picture

What what in the butt.. It's all about ferric tour salad tossed with spearmint. D3rp!

Anonymous's picture

The white stuff is mucus produced by your colon when it is irritated. It's not bad that you are producing it, and as long as you aren't in pain I wouldn't worry about it.

You are far from being the only one with this.

Anonymous's picture

I don't use soap but still the mucus appears, help!

prarie doggin's picture
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Chief, sorry about the 10 month delay in reacting to your comment, but it had given me an idea. I'm finished now.

Anonymous's picture

I think the majority of men and women leave their asses alone. THIS IS A ONE WAY STREET. I used to have a fixation. Then as I got older and became more thoughtful and aware of the functionality, I became less and less amused. Now I think if I was very aroused, went south and had to smell stink or see something I did not want, I'd turn off. So I will leave everyone including myself, to their own ass, thank you. Thank you, very much.

Anonymous's picture

LOL you finger your asshole!!! Bahahahaha.

Anonymous's picture

Buy lube,. Soap has all kinds of crap in it's cheap ass, and it's for external use only

Anonymous's picture

It means your ass is getting loose or stretching. Most of the time this only happens to girls who are total whores. Hence "when I stuck it in it felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" my suggestion, slow it down a bit.

Anonymous's picture

im 18 year and i want to know that i m fingering in my ass for 3 year but i want to stop now can i do this??and plz tell me my ass hole can be small or not afer leaving finger in ass please tell me...............

Moderators Comment

Sorry but you have already ruined your life. Your spelling and punctuation abilities have regressed to those of a 7 year old.

Anonymous's picture

Don't worry, your not alone, I too get molested from the back by my wife, but it's volintery, Lol
If it feels good, and your not hurting anyone, I say do it.
As to the your burning situation, use lube and you might want to size down on the dildo, maybe it's too big for you, take a timeout for a little while , let it come back to its original size, and try again.
Happy penising

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