dangers of ass fingering

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Maink asks:

Dear sir,

I 28 year old man. I love fingring in my asshole (Sorry for be straight) using bathing soap. After doing it for a long time I feel very relax as my stometch gets emty by doing it. If i continues it (fingring) for long time some white liquid comes out from my ass, is it normal? some time i use to test it (the whit liquit) also. Kindly let me know if it is normal? Can this harm me? How many people goes through it?





Dear Maink,

First of all, I am NOT a man, despite what everyone else says.

Apparently, I have led a very sexually sheltered life up until I got involved with PoopReport. Fingering of the asshole for hours with bathroom soap is not something to which I have personally ever been exposed; so I will have to take some liberties with my answer here.

I am guessing that by saying "my stomach gets empty" after doing this, you mean you moved your bowels, right? Just trying to be sure we are on the same page here. Putting bathroom soap up your ass will do this to a person, I'm pretty sure about that part.

Here's where it all gets fuzzy -- apparently, after doing it (the fingering) for a long time, white liquid comes out of your ass, and you sometimes "test" it (I am suspiciously afraid you meant to say "taste" it).

I have no idea what the white liquid is (could just be mucus or something) but I don't even like to think about it too much.

"Is this normal?"

God knows after this long on PoopReport, I have no idea anymore what normal is.

"Can this harm me?"

Any time you taste something white that comes out of your ass, I would have to hazard a guess that yes, it could harm you.

"How many people goes through this?"

One.

Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

228 Comments on "dangers of ass fingering"

MSG's picture
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The expression is "well, you're lost, man." or "well, your loss, man." Not both. As for the lube: Noxzema is good for cleansing after a b.m. Use on the last piece of toilet paper.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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AC ... I think the way a guy disses anal would depend on whether he was the fucker or the fuckee!


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the ass tester's picture

the only way to stop this problem is to keep your fingers away from the ass hole

prarie doggin's picture
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Ah, easier said than done there ass tester. Had God not wanted us to put our fingers in our assholes, he would have made our arms about a foot shorter, like a T-Rex. I'm sure that badass fucker never had stink finger.

Anonymous straight's picture

this site is for flamimg fagets!

Thunderbox's picture
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Over to you, Chief! Amazing, I see at least three errors in the six word sentence.

The voice of sanity

Deja Poo's picture
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Dear Anonymous straight,
You are supposed to remove the finger from your asshole before you start typing.
Thanks,
Deha Pu.
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prarie doggin's picture
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Anonymous straight you don't know who you are messing with here. As soon as Bilge, Chief and I are finished downloading Judy Garland tunes into our Ipods we are going to take a road trip with my Mitsubishi Lancer and kick your ass.

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Ah shit...I was loading Barbera Streisand's catalog...goodness sake, I'm such a ditz.


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NotAn AssFingerer's picture

You guys are nasty! get a sex change or something!

Be safe's picture

Stop this it harm your self

LovePlayingWithWifesASS's picture

Wow, what a blog!! I have a serious question. I fingered my wifes ass before we had kids and no issues. However, we had 3 kids in a row and haven't played that way much. between kid 2 n 3 I fingered her once or twice and afterwards got a rash on my finger. I didn't put 2 n 2 together and thought it was dry skin.. but it hurt. It went away after many weeks. Well, I went to finger my wifes ass a couple of weeks ago after a long hiatus do to kid number 3, and low and behold, the finger got this bad itching rash again. Burning, skin splitting, etc.. Thats when we both figured out it's from ass fingering her.

Why is this? Is it bacteria? virus? worms? ?? What can she do to clear this up?

I really don't want to stop, as she really likes it when we get in our ruff modes.

I haven't seen a rash on my penis, even tho I ass fuck her regularly??

Any info would be great!!!

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LovePlaying ... The fact that you don't get a rash on your weenie looks to me like an allergic reaction would be ruled out. Coat your finger with the juice of a jalaneno next time and report back if there is any difference.


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Bernie Azz's picture

Chief,
I don't know whether to hope he takes your advise or not. I'm bettin' if he does there will sure as hell be a diference - she'll kill his ass dead.

G Ras's picture
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When my X and I would 69 ..... she loved having a (mine) digit plugged in her ass... she claimed it..... her words "made her ass cum too" I can attest to her extra long orgasms. She would generally be above averagely clean down there like most chicks, while messing around one time.... a little brown nugget came rolling down the chute and came to rest on the tip off my finger....I pulled my finger out so fast it must have sounded like I was opening a bottle of champagne...."what's wrong honey?". What do you say that won't ruin the moment?.... "I have to trim this damn hang nail....you don't feel that?" Or "you just chunked a turd on my finger and can I have my wedding ring back?

Soap won't wreck your ass my X also loved to munch ass too so I am quite familiar with having an overly clean ass. Some cheap soap burns like hell but I never sent so much time there that gooey foreign matter leaked out.... I think the only thing on the body that should leak is the eyes and nose.... all other leaks should be checked out by a Dr.

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G Ras

Perhaps I am an asshole and so much time has pass you probably won't even read this .... but in my defense.... this site is all about funny stuff that happens to us about shit in the course of everyday living.... and may I say in my story I too got shit

lesbian lover's picture

ive never laughed so much in my whole damn life, but thats nasty i wouldnt do it but it was a little straige to read about, good luck to you all

Shit a brick's picture

You can rupture your spleen if you stick something. To far up your ass....so be careful

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Dear Shit a brick ... It would take one hell of a long finger to reach the spleen by way of the asshole.


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1sickpuppy's picture
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During 4play, I was fingering my wifes cunt, and I thought , what the hell so i slipped a finger up her ass ! I was really surprised when I got a hand full of crap !

prarie doggin's picture
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Well as they say here, eating pussy is like being in the Mafia. One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

Anonymous Coward's picture

its semen after orgasm. same thing that comes outa your peepee. notice the distinct smell

Bob Dole's picture

I once was very flexible and could stick my toes up my ass. it felt good, i would wiggle my toes around inside my anus and then pull it out quickly, so poo would go everywhere. But eventually i got tired of it so I started to stick squids in my ass, which took less time. Then i would pull it out quickly and shit all over the place, screaming "OH GOD YES"

lets do it's picture

if you have went all the way down the page to read this am surprised.

I do not finger my self but yet simply use home objects, such as a toy car(modal size), and a slim but wide bottle and my ass does seem to bled. I am guessing it is because i am stretching the ass. But watch out for what you put up there!!

prarie doggin's picture
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lets do it, I hope you're at least shoving a Ford up your ass.

Anonymous  Drifter's picture

once i had a big bowl movement by sitting in a hottub and having my anushole on one of the gets turned it on it felt good but i leaked alot in the toilet afterwords rofl but that also felt good to get alot of constipation out of the system.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Confucious say, "Person who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."

BETTE POOP's picture

GET A CLOSTOMY BAG AND FINGER THAT

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Very interesting comment BETTE POOP ... Now if you will just tell us what a clostomy bag is !


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PowerfulPussyPenetrater's picture

Now what in the hell is a colostomy bag? Is it a special sexy toy that stimulates you sexually with your own shit?

Anonymous Coward's picture

i am 21 year old male in chicago, i recently went out to party for my birthday in wrigglyville,i had way to much to drink and realized that i took the train in the wrong direction. i'm sad to say that i was raped by 4 black men. that was a week ago and every time poop blood comes out,i am really scared. )0=

Jose Huge Hose's picture

AC, If I had been there it would have been four black men and a Mexican.

El bwahahaha

Annoying Zelda Fairy's picture

Soap is clearly marked "For external use only" Get either water based lube or go to a sex store and buy lube specifically for anal sex(yes there are specific lubes; it has a numbing agent so it doesn't hurt so much). Ass fingering is normal, just stop with the soap and make sure your nails are short and clean. That's all I really have so say about the subject.

Im Anonymous but not a Coward's picture

I was very scared that me and the wife had a weird sexual habit of me putting my finger up her ass. After reading this I am no longer scared. It seems like everyone is doing it! I do believe this thread should carry on for as long as possible because its managed at least 2 years.

prarie doggin's picture
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A but not a C, I'm sure this thread will be around for our ass fingering grandchildren and great grandchildren to enjoy.

Anonymous Coward's picture

I have leprosy. Parts are always falling off of me. Put my finger up my wife's ass as well, its broke off and its still up there, by hell.

prarie doggin's picture
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AC, what do you call a leper taking a hot bath?

Stew

Ex Anal Masterbauter's picture

~~~~SIDE EFFECTS OF ANAL FINGERING~~~~

Okay, the story is, it does feel great fingering yourself, but overtime of doing it your body is going to be weaker as in you are going to function less quicker then usually and will injure yourself more than a male who doesn't finger himself. I stopped doing it because i recently had a major injury that felt like it pulled all my muscles to my insides.. After a few weeks of not fingering myself anymore, i started to feel better, more awake and more durable, but the thing is my injury still isn't healed but i figured the cause of my injury going so wrong was because of me fingering myself to much and at such a young age. I would say I fingered myself for about 8-9 years.. starting from 6 or 7 years old.. what they say about the anal is correct, its supposed to only go out not in, its only a one way street.. don't change the direction, because it will cause a disruption in your body.. I mean just think about it and imagine it in your head, it makes perfect sense, don't it? It's just like drugs.. You know its bad for you but you still keep on doing it.. So I say now to protect yourself, "STOP FINGERING YOURSELF." I wish someone would have told me to stop doing it.. but no one knew i did it.. I had to learn the hard way, and I don't want you guys to learn it the way I did.
-thanks for reading

Raggedmama's picture
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So you had a hemorroid (it can't have been a prolapse, you didn't say anything painful came out). That doesn't prove the "exit only" rule - ask any doctor.

skanky lady's picture

is anyone gonna reply anymore?

poopinmymouth's picture

why are these comments so long ??

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Dear poopinmymouth, Please don't take this personally but your's is the dumbest comment I have ever seen on poop report.


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prarie doggin's picture
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Chief, don't be too hard on him. It looks like he's busy eating.

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Sorry poopinmymouth, PD is right, now don't forget to chew each bite at least 20 times before you swallow.


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Butt of the Joke's picture
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Chief,I believe it's 25 times.And besides, poopinmymouth probably won't mind five extra bites.
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stacker's picture

hahaha porn stars as well as regular everyday people have been having anal sex for years. and chief man it's not your's in this case it's yours.

Butt of the Joke's picture
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Stacker,due to the lack of capitalization,commas,and inability to proofread overall,I suggest that you make sure that your comment is flawless before you post.The apostrophe "s" represents possession in Chief's comment,therefore you are incorrect in stating that ChiefThunderbutt is incorrect.Either pay attention in school,or go back to learn some grammar.
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MSG's picture
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Possessive pronouns don't have apostrophes (sorry, Chief); 'your's' is wrong, just as 'min'e' would be. His, hers, mine, ours, yours, theirs--all are possessives usable as subjects or objects (My idea is great, but yours stinks; I have my book, so please bring yours). Any time you see a pronoun with an apostrophe, it should be a contraction (It's a beautiful day, meaning it is a beautiful day). Not much about poop in this post, so I'll say: It's time for my morning poop! See you later.

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OOOPS!!


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Oh poop!It looks as if I should take some of my own advice.Thanks for the grammar lesson MSG.
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ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Anyone will have a typo or miss a grammar rule and not catch it in proof reading occasionally. My bitch is directed to those that obviously make no attempt at all. No uppercase letters ever, no punctuation at all, these things are uncalled for. Most comments that are submitted in pure text-speak are deleted immediately. This is poop report, a semi-high-class public venue and not your cellphone.

In this particular thread I suppose the moderators could be more lenient since the writer could very well have one finger up his/her asshole.


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