dangers of ass fingering

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Maink asks:

Dear sir,

I 28 year old man. I love fingring in my asshole (Sorry for be straight) using bathing soap. After doing it for a long time I feel very relax as my stometch gets emty by doing it. If i continues it (fingring) for long time some white liquid comes out from my ass, is it normal? some time i use to test it (the whit liquit) also. Kindly let me know if it is normal? Can this harm me? How many people goes through it?





Dear Maink,

First of all, I am NOT a man, despite what everyone else says.

Apparently, I have led a very sexually sheltered life up until I got involved with PoopReport. Fingering of the asshole for hours with bathroom soap is not something to which I have personally ever been exposed; so I will have to take some liberties with my answer here.

I am guessing that by saying "my stomach gets empty" after doing this, you mean you moved your bowels, right? Just trying to be sure we are on the same page here. Putting bathroom soap up your ass will do this to a person, I'm pretty sure about that part.

Here's where it all gets fuzzy -- apparently, after doing it (the fingering) for a long time, white liquid comes out of your ass, and you sometimes "test" it (I am suspiciously afraid you meant to say "taste" it).

I have no idea what the white liquid is (could just be mucus or something) but I don't even like to think about it too much.

"Is this normal?"

God knows after this long on PoopReport, I have no idea anymore what normal is.

"Can this harm me?"

Any time you taste something white that comes out of your ass, I would have to hazard a guess that yes, it could harm you.

"How many people goes through this?"

One.

Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

228 Comments on "dangers of ass fingering"

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LOL omg this is funny

ashlyn63852's picture
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ok wow i was tostory : just to let you know i am ashlyn the sister right now not my brother i share tis account with my bro ok his name is joey

ok i have to poo all the time i dont know why i poo atlest like 3 times a day. And it just comes i never have to push hard. but the other day i didnt poo at all and i didnt the next day either. i got worried. so i went to my doctor (ok i am very worried about my health i dont know why but i am) aneyway i made an appontment i was sceulded on monday. well it was sunday so i figured if i craped today i would just cancel. but unfortunley i didnt. so i went to the doctor the next day i got there and he told me to take my pants off i did he wanted cheek me for brest cancer while i was there. so i took my shirt off as he felt me i felt like i was being raped. then he told me there was no problem with my brests and went ahed and put gloves on and told me to bend over in football position. he stuck his finger up my butt and it felt rather nastey with a mand finger up my butt hole. i felt his finger roling around it felt like a terd roling arounf in my butt he took it out and told me everything was fine i had just pooped alot because i ate alot the more consumed the more i pooped so he told me to go eat something and i would be fine so yea thats what happed to me
i was shocked and by the way that was gross

ok wow i was totlay shocked and by the way that was gross

prarie doggin's picture
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ashlyn63852, to the nearest dozen or so, how many standing eight counts have you had in the last year?

Postman's picture
k 500+ points

I'm guessing at least 20.

Blind Mullet's picture
k 500+ points

I've got it!
Why she can't poop?

The vacuum in her head is holding it in.

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ashlyn63852's picture
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omg you people are so frigin mean to people ok i have 1 account you all are just friggin butt holes yourselfevs !!!! gosh !!! :( :( :p

ok wow i was totlay shocked and by the way that was gross

poopoo123's picture
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i agree postman

shamefull poop is amazing

Blind Mullet's picture
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Ashlyn, has anybody shown you how spell check works?
You know- when you get a squiggly red line under a word?
Just trying to help (in an Antipodean way).
I don't want you to think I'm a butt hole myselfevs...
Gosh!!!
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I've read your comments, poopoo123, and would be willing to bet you've had a few standing eights yourself.

Ashlyn, welcome to Poopreport, and I'm glad you have an account. Don't take the teasing to heart so much.

If you use Internet Explorer, you can download an add-in here on this link that gives you a spellcheck. You have to right click on the text box before submitting it to be posted, and 'check spelling' will be an option.

If you use Mozilla Firefox, you can find their spellcheck here on this link. This one will automatically highlight misspelled words.

If you need any help downloading them, let me know. You can email me by clicking on my name link and then chosing the 'contact' option.


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www.daphneszoo.com

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Ashlind, this is a poop humour site. Don't take these guys seriously as they mean no harm. As long as you refrain from using Capital letters, periods and commas, you are going to get ragged alot. Of course your spelling will get you ragged, as well.
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how do u finger ur dick?

Anonymous Coward's picture

yes, I can concur with the posted story.
It all started when I was first penetrated by a man's penis at the age of 18 (i am now 27).
To relieve the pressure that I felt during sex, I would seclude myself to the the toilet and immediately shit. I found that by sticking my finger in my ass I would feel an enormous amount of pressure throughout my body, slight relaxation on my nerves, and that my poop would flow better and more fluently from my anus. This helped with relieving the discomfort I experienced from the anal sex.
However, I have acquired this habit now in which I finger my ass hole any time I am nervous or in pain, in general: because of the 'good sensation' that I feel in the process. This has become severely addicting. I do it when I am alone, when I am reading, and in many ways it has become incorporated into my daily routine. There are serious side effects, however, including sharp pain (so much so that I cannot sleep), isolation (as I do not want to be around people when I am doing it), as well as anal bleeding.
I have tried many times to stop but I always return to it. This has only increased since I gave up smoking (which I used to relieve stress and anxiety).
I never thought this would happen to me and I am very embarrassed by the fact and I have never told anyone until now.
So, I see the posted gentleman's fascination with ass fingering and I would very much appreciate advice myself.

Bilgepump's picture
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So many want to quit, and just can't stop...to paraphrase a line from a particularly favorite blue book of mine.

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Anonymous poop's picture

Thats what she said.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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AC who commented on 10.09.2009, please tell me that you do not work in a food preparation facility.

Put some capsaicin cream on your fingers and you will learn quickly to keep then out of your eyes and asshole.


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Blind Mullet's picture
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Ohhhh boy, couldn't I have some juvenile fun with that post, Chief.
I can't tell if the dude is serious or having a lend of us all here (in Australia, we say "is he fair dinkum, or what?").
He talks of getting poked up the blurter at age 18, then says, quote "To relieve the pressure that I felt during sex, I would seclude myself to the toilet and immediately shit. I found that by sticking my finger in my ass I would feel an enormous amount of pressure throughout my body..."
...I've never seen a finger that was bigger than a junket pumper. I also would have thought that the old mayo cannon would exert a whole lot more pressure than a finger could.
Having no experience in that particular field of study, I can't speak with any authority.
He also speaks of giving up smoking- is he referring to the blue-vein cigar?
He also says that he fingers his ring while reading. Might I suggest that he stop reading gay magazines?
He also says, quote: "I am very embarrassed by the fact and I have never told anyone until now."
Embarrassed enough to tell the whole world?!?!
He then says that he'd appreciate some advice...
My advice would be to give up the self-saucing tube-steaks, and try a little furry taco instead.

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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

Poothagoras's picture
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LOL! I am picturing the capsaicin results!
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Every poop is not to be told to every body.

ChiliKahKah's picture
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Thia prohbition is about like saying do not lick and electrical outlet. Most of us know not to do these things without formal training.

prarie doggin's picture
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BM, I am eternally indebted to you for increasing my vocabulary by at least 5 words.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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BM.....Like PD I am indebted to you for my increased vocabulary, now I am off to the store where I shall strike up a conservation in which I can hopefully use, fair dinkum, blurter, mayo cannon and junket pumper.


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I think ass fingering is a perversion. Ass fingerers need to go to ass fingerers anonymous for help. Is there such a thing? If there is not, poopreport is not the place to start one. The big question is, do you really want help with your ass fingering fetish? If you do you wouldn't be coming on poopreport for help.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

BBB's picture

This is an answer to the post (Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.09.2009)

This is what i found out few days ago, and i swear, this is true:
My girl went to the toilet, to shit. i just wanted to watch her through key hole and damn, what i saw!! She was fingering hrself in ass during shitting, her fingers were all shitty. DAMN! She never wanted anal sex, but she was doing this! I couldnt be quiet, so i asked her, what was she doing. And she told me, that she enjoys very much fingering her ass! OMG i was shocked. She told me, she is doing that everytime, when she go to the toilet. It is the same story as the (Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.09.2009).
She told me too, that she enjoy doing that so much she nearly cums and she is doing that for about a year, and she started to do that from the same reason as that girl from the upper post. I was shocked, but on the other side, she told me now, and she let me fuck her ass and she finnaly enjoyed that, she has no more worries. But she didnt answer to all questions.
Please help me to found out, what is really in her head and what is she thinking by doing that.
thank you, bbb

Girl (Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.09.2009) please contact me on kr_en1984(at)hotmail(dot)com

johnjohn's picture
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My Mom used to put soap up our asses if we were plugged up. Her logic was she thought it might help with a really hard poop. I remember a horrible day right before I started kindergarten I was so young but I remember the trauma of feeling like crapping and couldn't and we were taking a long weekend to PA to my Uncles. Everyone was waiting and I was crying cause I wanted to crap and couldn't so Mom grabbed a bar of soap and wet and started workin it in....didn't help and we left and got in the car and I remember collapsing in tears and dread on my older sisters lap...probably contributed to my later in life dumping worries even though she was tryin to help....:-( it was the 60's pre-info about anything we know now..

loves anal sex's picture

hi there ppl.... 2 refer 2 BBB with ur girlfriend I'm a guy and am straight (But have 2 many toys 2 mention) not many girls like the word 'anal sex' or 'butt sex' just like us guys hating the word 'period' 'tampoon' But yet anal sex s thought as a distcustng act. in relation 2 ur question s ts a dfferent orgasm and some chcks are opened about that topc whle the others don't like the dea of havng a cock thats going n a 1 way exit.

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Dear loves anal sex.....The most distcusting thing about your comment was the spelling:))


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prarie doggin's picture
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But you gotta admit Chief, the word tampoon does have a nice ring to it.

BBB's picture

LOVES ANAL SEX...my gf dont like cock in her ass, she said it is too much for her ass. and i still dont know...is that masturbating, what is she doing? first she told me, that she is doing that with a reason to shit easier. but many times she is fingering herself in ass for 20 minutes and when i come to the toilet after, it doesnt stink. so, she masturbates or what? i saw her, hiw she is doing that...she is fingering herself with one finger very fast. but she doesnt want to admit, that is masturbating. but she loves to do that, she is doing that cca 3 times in a day. help me :)

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Johnjohn, I can tell a lot of stories like yours. I was a perpetually constipated girl who grew up to be a likewise woman. And my mother used the soap stick treatment - which I hated. But the thing is - it worked, and I know I needed it. Which is why I still use it on myself, and my own daughter.
If you want to talk constipation experiences privately, my e-mail is on my profile.

ginuis in shitting's picture

dude the white thing that comes out your ass is probly cum or soap!

Varghese's picture

hello i use fingering my butt hole for geting good bowelmovement is it normal or i am sick? i am always feeling guilty while i am doing this i am not a gay i am also getting a white (mucus like stuff)after i doing this. please share thoughts with some one who does the same stuff. i thought i am the only one who does this now i feel little comfort after i read this page

Everybody poops's picture

Vargheese don't worry lots of pp d this it's fine that white stuff is fine it's just waste product out of your intestine I am an experienced doctor for the prostate and know fingering is fine but only water saliva and personal lube should b used anything els is to risky for chem reactions to the compounds surrounding the innerwall of the anus or ( shithole)l

bullet poop's picture

i have just finger my ass when i was watching tv! then i accidently sit up straight with my finger in my ass. i am a male. i was just trying some new things. then i felt a bit like scratching inside.. p.s i haven't wash my hands before i put it in.. this is my first time! i would never do it again.. can someone just make me feel better? i am so worrying now. u know i am so serious about my health! i can't even sleep now :(

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Don't bother sleeping, Bullet...enjoy the few moments you have left on this planet.


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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Question: What are the causes of mucus in the stool?
Stool normally contains a small amount of mucus, but passing stools with visible amounts of mucus can be from a variety of causes. Mucus in the stool is a common symptom of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) and ulcerative colitis (UC), and is seen to a lesser degree in Crohn's disease (CD). A bacterial infection, anal fissure, or a bowel obstruction may also cause the passage of mucus.

Answer:
Mucus is a clear, white, or yellow substance with the consistency of jelly which is produced by the mucus membrane of the large intestine. Mucus is also produced by other organs in the body such as the lungs, where it helps to trap any foreign particles that are inhaled. In the intestine, mucus protects the inner lining and helps ease the passage of stool.

Ulcerative Colitis and Irritable Bowel Syndrome
In UC, the mucus membrane of the intestine becomes inflamed and develops ulcers. These ulcers bleed and produce pus and mucus, which may be visible as they are passed in the stool. In IBS, there may be increased mucus production by the lining of the intestine, which is then passed. Mucus is more often associated with diarrhea-predominant IBS. Mucus is less frequent with CD, but may be associated with the development of an anal fissure.

Bacterial Infections
Bacterial infections, such as those from Campylobacter, Salmonella, Shigella, and Yersinia may also cause mucus in the stool. A bacterial infection may also cause diarrhea, fever, and abdominal cramps. Some bacterial infections may resolve on their own without treatment, but some cases may be serious and require treatment with antibiotics.

Bowel Obstruction
A bowel obstruction is associated with constipation, severe cramps, abdominal distention, and vomiting as well as the passage of mucus. A bowel obstruction can be from a variety of causes and is typically treated in the hospital, with surgery being necessary in some cases.

The passage of mucus in the stool in the setting of IBS or UC is not necessarily a cause for alarm, but should be mentioned to a physician. Mucus without an underlying cause such as a pre-existing condition should be reported to a physician immediately.

Editor's note:

This information was copied off the web page ibdcrohns.about.com. It's always nice to give credit where it's due, especially when it's good information

Anonymous Coward's picture

How about you guys stop sticking things in the export zone and this shit will stop happening. Man I'm good, maybe I should become an MD.

A girl that's likes it rough's picture

Hey. I gotta question. So I want my fiancé to fuck me in my ass but I'm scared. What are the outcomes of this? Is there any harm that will be done to me? He wants to badly but I want to make sure I won't get anything and he will cum in my ass so is that bad too?? Help please (:

Anonymous Coward's picture

i think you anal fingerers are well and truley out of date. you should try fingering someone elses arse . its much more fun.......

sam 's picture

i often suffer from this so its normal

2malesfor3's picture

One thing that I think is messed up about this is the fact that on April 1, 2010(April fools day mind you) this post will be 6, count them, 6 years old. But without failure, someone manages to "bump" this post.

a dingo ate my poop's picture

WTF people! try and incorporate at least 15 grams of fiber in your daily diet and there shouldn't be a means for finger fucking your asshole; either that or use some sort of a laxative.. there are other ways than sticking your forefinger uP your poopshoot to help your terds come out a.k.a unconstipate yourself..if you just like playing DJ on ur balloon knot than keep on trucking, but seriously anal mucous on the hands!?! how bout next time u don't wash them afterwards and then finger blast your smell hole

KingBob's picture

wow, I love this site, thankyou young wizards! 50 points to hufflepuff !

Anonymous Coward's picture

fuckin weirdos if your a guy quit fingering your ass thats fuckin nasty... just quit

Mr.X's picture

all righ for those who are gay or just expiramenting more power to u the people complaining about white stuff its the damn soap and is u have anal sex between two men use lubrication without it it will hurt

SomthingThatFeelsGrat's picture

I finger my ass too,. and it does feel great. I'm a girl though so how come it feels good for me? I thought it was only a male stimulation? Another thing is I don't use soap, I wrap toilet paper around my finger so it doesn't get dirty, but my butt also come out with gooey fluid so its not soap. Um ... I read a comment that it could make you lose weight, if its true please tell me, and tell me if it can do any damage as well please, Thanks for reading. Try it sometime.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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SomethingThatFeelsGrat ... I now have a very disturbing image in my mind of a Weight Watchers meeting where, after the weigh in, mass ass fingering is the order of the day.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

Anonymous Coward's picture

I tried it with soap once, it burned for a damn hour. I would strongly recommend against soap as a lubricant.

Anonymous Coward's picture

the person who wrote that was billy micheal bishop

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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AC ... Wrote what? Who gives a shit anyway?


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

prarie doggin's picture
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Chief, I'm sure billy micheal bishop gives a shit.

Anonymous Coward's picture

It's as simple as getting a water based lube. I would think most soaps would dry the anus out. Guys that diss anal... well you're loss man.

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