endless diarrhea

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poop-o-rama asks:

I have had gurggle gut for over three weeks - started with diareah, then constipation, now just really loose. My doc put me on Cipro for a week, but to no avail. I now notice white specks in my stool. Do you know what these are, and if so will you please tell me? Thanks!

Dear Poop-o-rama,

Thanks for the question. A couple things come to mind:

1. You are eating rice

2. You may have pinworms

3. You may be sick

In my admittedly unprofessional opinion, a return visit to the butt doctor is in order.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

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7 Comments on "endless diarrhea"

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

Are they shaped like little white threads? Does your butt itch, especially at night? Then you've got pinworms. I know. When I was a kid I kept getting the damn things over and over again! However, it never gave me diarrhea. I just had a lot of stomach discomfort and gas.

Did you drink any untreated water? You may have caught giardia. My dog caught that once and had liquid poo for days.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

chad's picture

cipro is used to treat anthrax why would your doc give it to you?

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

Cipro is used to treat other bacterial infections besides anthrax.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Anonymous Coward's picture

i have the same problem but lasts in periods of 2hrs

salad eater with diarehea's picture

It seems like every time I eat even a small amount of salad I end up with a bad case of diarehea. Should I just stop eating salad, or should I be concerned and see a doctor?


turd turdgutson's picture
l 100+ points

Congratulations, you're a salad shooter.

"...human shit has more of an almond, or perhaps a macadamia flavor to it. I hope you will all take my advice and really consider tasting your poop some time, as I have. It's really quite an experience." - Ratz

"You will spray oil when you fart. You will have diarrhea. You will be shitting constantly and you will lose control of your bowels." - Mr. Angry on alli

The Dumpster's picture
i 2000+ points

You're losing your touch, Turdgutson. That one just made me yawn instead of making me heave.

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