constipation, pain, vomiting

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Limda asks:

i have Constipation pain

what should i do to relive this

my stomach hurts so bad

mostly on my right side

it passes but comes back

plus i throw up

what should i dooooooooooo?

iv been drinking metamucil if thats any help

Dear Limda,

How long has the pain, constipation, and vomiting been going on?

Call me crazy, but I would venture a guess that you need to get to a doctor ASAP. Good luck, and sorry I couldn't come up with something really humorous to say about this.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

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7 Comments on "constipation, pain, vomiting"

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

I used to work at a vet and the animals who came in with these symptoms always had a bowel obstruction.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

That, or you've got appendicitis. I don't know, though. You're not a dog and I'm not a doctor. Go with Poonurse on this one. GET TO A DOCTOR!!!!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

Hopefully Limda was smart enough to see a doctor, before she started seeing the white lights that one usually sees right before death.

Anyone else with this condition SEE A FRICKIN DOCTOR!!!!
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Anonymous Coward's picture

Check out kidney stones. I had all these symptoms and it was actually stones in my kidneys. I never would have thought either that a pain in my abdoment and nausea and vomiting weren't from my intestines, but... they weren't.

giraffechick's picture

I would get a pregnancy test done, I had these symptoms when i fell pregnant on the pill. I had a few doctors tell me different things, then i finally asked for a test. One said I was constipated another said i had a fast moving bowel, then after having a scan nothing was found so I asked for a pregnancy test and I was. It was the pill trying to abort the baby. The pains were similar to bad wind or constipation and also similar to labour pains. Somehow my baby managed to survive all the various drugs I was given for the pain. As soon as I stopped the pill they went away. Get it checked out.

Steve in Chicago's picture

Hi, I was having severe pains on my left side and mild pain in my abdomen. I had hard stools for a few days, then gushing liquid. Now my pain is mainly gone from my abdomen but my side and lower left side of my back still hurts when I cough, push on it, etc. Does this sound something like I was constipated real bad and now I have residual pain left? My doctor only did liver tests and now he says I am normal. HELP

Anonymous Coward's picture

I'm prego and I am having horrible constipation. What is safe enough for me to take that will clear me out?

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