Would You Give Someone a CLOO?

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According to this online article and many others like it there is a new app on the horizon for smart phone users, one that will help find a nearby toilet, should the need arise. CLOO is expected to be released soon according to the app's Twitter page, and when it is users can choose to sign their facilities up for needy butts in the area. The idea is that those who place their toilets on the app as available will charge the user a small fee, and then both parties benefit.

What do you think, Poopreporters? Would you offer your home toilet to strangers for some spare change? What pros and cons do you see associated with this?

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18 Comments on "Would You Give Someone a CLOO?"

the thin brown line's picture
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Only if they bring me spicy, picked eggs, and a six-pack of Anchor Steam beer!

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

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I wonder how long it will be before we read in the news that someone used the app to either spy on visitors or that a visitor steals something from the toilet owner. I feel badly being so negative, but people can just suck sometimes.

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MSG's picture
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There are many reasons for moving to the country, one of which is a desire for a measure of privacy. Placing our home on a list of available toilets would surely destroy any hope of privacy we might have.

Another major concern is that some people obviously don't know or care how to use a toilet properly, or how to clean up after themselves, judging by the shocking condition of some public facilities.

Finally (at least for now), the reason some people unexpectedly need a toilet is that they are ill--diarrhea, vomiting--leading to a risk of transmission of whatever disease they have. No, we shall not offer our toilet to the general public.

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I must agree with MSG. The average person who is in a rush for a commode has a diseased ass and shan't be visiting my toilet. If it is truly an emergency I suppose I would consider letting them dig a hole in my backyard and squat over it. If they are shapely young women, past the age of 18 of course, I might reconsider.

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Chief, don't hold your breath waiting for a super-model to come running into your house with her pants half down. Trust me on this.

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How does that exchange work? "Hi, my name is Deja Poo. I just happened to be in your neighborhood and found your home listed in the Public Shitter app on my iPhone. Would you mind horribly if I used your crapper? I would really like to drop the kids off at the pool, if you don't mind."

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Come right in Mr. Poo, you are always welcome to use our loo. You do understand, I hope, that in addition to the modest entry fee there is a "stinkage tax" involved.

If any paint peels off the walls you will be responsible for any redecorating that might be necessary. Just sign right here!

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Anonymous's picture

I think there should be an app for people who are in my neighborhood and would like a nice kick in the nuts. That's what a stranger would get anyway if they asked to use my bathroom.

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No. When I was in college, I lived in a house with 7 other girls near Camp Randall Stadium. On football Saturdays, our idiot landlord used to allow people to park on our lawn/driveway and use our bathroom for the day. He collected $25 per car for this service and of course, did not share the wealth with us. However, we had to tolerate strangers coming and going into our house to use our bathroom all day long. This ordinarily wouldn't be a huge problem, except that if you know anything about Badger football games, you know that people tend to get trashed during the games. So, by the end of the night, we had a bathroom with urine sprayed sloppily all over the place, poop in odd places, and the occasional vomit mess to clean. F-ing nasty. So yeah, no amount of money would offset having to clean up after a stranger using your shitter.

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prarie doggin said;

"Chief, don't hold your breath waiting for a super-model to come running into your house with her pants half down. Trust me on this."

Would I have to hold my breath afterwards?

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prarie doggin's picture
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I seriously can't stand most Geico commercials, but there is one that sums this story up quite well. The announcer guy says,

"Do people use smart phones to do stupid things?"

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Runningrrl, it's so nice to see your face! I wish more people would put their mugs up.

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Anonymous's picture

Do we all forget what happened when Boy George used my private shitter at the nightclub? Its a bad idea. You never know who will come spackle your walls.

OhSoFLY

the thin brown line's picture
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daphne, my horsehead is one only a mother could love. And every time I walk into a bar, it's the same greeting, "what's with the long face"? I then rest my front hoofs on the bar, and wait patiently for a nice keg pour to consume. Once I'm in pickled form, I raise my glass to the stallion that I am. No, wait! That was a dream I had the other night. You should have seen the size of my bowel movement. And the stench....enough to knock a malamute unconscious.

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

prarie doggin's picture
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ttbl, are you Sarah Jessica Parker's brother?

the thin brown line's picture
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prarie dog....Humphrey Bogart from the waist up, and Sarah's ass and legs, and Emmet Kelly's feet!

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

Anonymous's picture

Whoever comes up with these ideas clearly doesn't live in a big city. All I can think of is how many criminals will use this app to case people's homes--and right in front of them, too!

We have folks around here who don't even bother asking permission, they just kick the door in and hold anyone in the house hostage... They even torture poor little chihuahuas just for the helluvit. http://www.click2houston.com/news/29211300/detail.html

IBS NO MORE's picture
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Whoever comes up with these ideas clearly doesn't live in a big city. All I can think is how many criminals will use this app to case people's homes--and right in front of them, too!

We have folks around here who aren't even that polite, they just kick the door in and hold anyone who happens to be home hostage... They even do sick shit like torturing chihuahuas (http://www.click2houston.com/news/29211300/detail.html) just for the helluvit.

So yeah... I think I'll pass on the spare change for the sake of my personal safety, thanks!

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